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I am with you on that one!  :thumbsup: :wacko:

I'll chip in if the two of you want to join me gangbanging her  :thumbsup:

Offline john boy

Fuck me she's curvy. Adele is what I would regard as a closet fatty. I imagine now her arse has spread like warm butter and is roughly the size of Andorra. If she sneezed here I'm sure those briefs would have cut her in two. Didn't know she was on the game tho. If I had back then I'd have been up her like a rat up a fucking drainpipe
   was she orignly from sunderland iam sure I saw her stripping one night in idols Newcastle it was that long ago the match was Newcastle vs steveanage
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Offline john boy

  wonder if there are any celebs or models on the game now
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Offline vorian

  wonder if there are any celebs or models on the game now

Plenty I would imagine, however I doubt many advertise on AW.
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Offline john boy

Plenty I would imagine, however I doubt many advertise on AW.
  it would be nice to find one
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Offline vorian

  it would be nice to find one

You could probably fuck Kerry Katona for a grand. The question should be do you want to, celebrity is a very loose term. X-factor wannabes I think you could find, Oscar winners I would guess not. 
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Offline john boy

You could probably fuck Kerry Katona for a grand. The question should be do you want to, celebrity is a very loose term. X-factor wannabes I think you could find, Oscar winners I would guess not.
  the blonde with tattoos and beanie hat from big brother was supposedly exposed as a escort she said it was someone
trying to blacken her name and career
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Offline Quatro

You could probably fuck Kerry Katona for a grand.

She'd have to pay me more than a grand!

She'd have to pay me more than a grand!

Too true!  :D

I'd go up to £300 for an hour or two with Lyla Ashby or Alyssa Taylor

Offline Jason

Well if I had a time machine the first thing I would do was to play EuroMillions after knowing the winning numbers! Do it 8-10 times for jackpots and you become a billionaire. Surely money wouldn’t be a constraint then.  I would then use the time machine to go to each of the previous decades and do threesomes or foursomes with the most beautiful women of the time. Examples:
1. Hedy Lamarr, Elizabeth Allan and Ginger Rogers from the 30s
2. Gene Tierney, Lauren Bacall and Jennifer Jones from the 40s
3. Brigitte Bardott, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly from the 50s
4. Ann-Margret, Claudia Cardinale and Jean Shrimpton from the 60s
5. Kim Basinger and Jaqueline Bisset from the 70s
6. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer from the 80s
7. Laetitia Casta, Pamela Anderson and Lena Headey from the 90s
8. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes from the 2000s

From 2014 I would choose Natali Danish. This is her selfie: http://instagram.com/p/mnai-EQ4yz/

Offline The happy one

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Offline akauya

£500 for Amber Heard, not a penny more. Ok maybe I would add another tenner in case she complains.



 :cool:

Offline Siadwel

Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.


She's Australian, used to be in Neighbours or Home and Away, I think. Had a song released, 'Torn', http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8eZ8oPG74

Offline Tailpipe

£500 for Amber Heard, not a penny more. Ok maybe I would add another tenner in case she complains.



 :cool:

I am guessing that would inc up the wrong one  :D :D

Offline akauya

I am guessing that would inc up the wrong one  :D :D

For £500 damn right it would ;)


Online CoolTiger

Well if I had a time machine the first thing I would do was to play EuroMillions after knowing the winning numbers! Do it 8-10 times for jackpots and you become a billionaire. Surely money wouldn’t be a constraint then.  I would then use the time machine to go to each of the previous decades and do threesomes or foursomes with the most beautiful women of the time. Examples:
1. Hedy Lamarr, Elizabeth Allan and Ginger Rogers from the 30s
2. Gene Tierney, Lauren Bacall and Jennifer Jones from the 40s
3. Brigitte Bardott, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly from the 50s
4. Ann-Margret, Claudia Cardinale and Jean Shrimpton from the 60s
5. Kim Basinger and Jaqueline Bisset from the 70s
6. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer from the 80s
7. Laetitia Casta, Pamela Anderson and Lena Headey from the 90s
8. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes from the 2000s

From 2014 I would choose Natali Danish. This is her selfie: http://instagram.com/p/mnai-EQ4yz/

Tut tut Jason. disappointed that Audrey Hepburn is not in your list!!!  :(

Offline vorian

Tut tut Jason. disappointed that Audrey Hepburn is not in your list!!!  :(

She's the one I would marry.  :kissgirl: :rose:
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Curious6705

I am guessing that would inc up the wrong one  :D :D

I thought the £10 extra is for OWO - other extras might cost more.

Anyway, bi-sexual muscle car and gun enthusiast?! - she sounds like GF material!

Offline Tailpipe

She's the one I would marry.  :kissgirl: :rose:
If you marry her CIM and BJ comes straight off the enjoys list  :D :D

And only "A" on your birthday and you have to be quick  :dash:

Plus shit texts and emails all day when you are trying to work .

Words like learn , make love to me not just fuck me will come in to play  :scare:

Offline vorian

If you marry her CIM and BJ comes straight off the enjoys list  :D :D

And only "A" on your birthday and you have to be quick  :dash:

Plus shit texts and emails all day when you are trying to work .

Words like learn , make love to me not just fuck me will come in to play  :scare:

Hey, I didn't say I would give up punting.  :D
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Offline Jason

Tut tut Jason. disappointed that Audrey Hepburn is not in your list!!!  :(
Well I had to select the best 3 of each decade and in the 50s there existed some true natural beauties - not the artificial ones we have today. If I were to choose another 3 from the 1950s I would of course pick Audrey along with Elizabeth Taylor and Anita Ekberg. Also although surprising for the public today Audrey was not universally regarded as a perfect natural beauty at her time! Yes her eyes are perhaps the best ever a woman ever had but the rest hmmm –not sufficient in my opinion to leapfrog Bardott, Kelly or Monroe (post plastic). I could choose her though for the late 40s ahead of Jones. Same goes for Bette Davis in the 30s. Her eyes were majestic –they even have a song- but the rest are not top 3 for the 1930s, top 10 perhaps.

I'll chip in if the two of you want to join me gangbanging her  :thumbsup:

I am up for making her airtight!  :D

Offline SirFrank

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Downloaded a rather good Alina Li torrent last night. I'd hand over £1k in a heartbeat for an hour's session with her. Provided I could be rough as fuck, jizz right in her without a rubber, and film the whole thing.



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