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Author Topic: Maximum you'd pay for sex- the ultimate fantasy punt  (Read 11581 times)

Offline mh

I don't think I can imagine paying any one girl more than £300 for an hour even with some specialist services thrown in because so many top-rated girls I've not yet seen are below this figure. Above this figure I don't believe you would get any increase in performance/services/satisfaction.

But a fantasy punt would have to be longer than an hour and would probably involve 2 or more girls so I can probably arrive at a figure of approaching £2K as well. But I'd pretty much have to be directing my own porn movie for that.

Of course this type of spending would not be possible to cover up to my other half. I dread to think how much I would be spending on punting if I were single and not having to cover up the cash withdrawals for my punts!

Offline Siadwel

This is going to be embarrassing, but 'civvies' don't turn me on half as much as WG's (that doesn't include out and out crack-whore street skanks), so I would opt for WG's every time. In fact, the only civvie that really interests me is my ex, and she'd rather duvet-up with a nice cup of tea and a good book.

How much would I pay for a full-on bi/lesbian FFM? About £800 to a grand, I think, which is what I'm planning on when I get my retirement lump-sum. More than that and we're into Fantasy Land, and in my Fantasy Land, they do it because I'm such an all-round Regular Guy.

Offline socks

I'd find £500 to FFM two of my OH's friends. They'd each have to wank me while the other did a striptease, I'd need them to talk slutty filth throughout, there's the requirement for them to take turns to deep throat me while the other ate my arsehole and it would be a no holes barred sex fest with multiple twin facials, BB cumming in all their holes (I'd bag up in reality lol), snowballing, pissing etc. I don't want much :lol:
Thinking about it I'd probably pay £500 just to chuck my muck on Katie Perry :kiss:

Offline GeeWiz

I had a booking arranged once in London with Brandy Talore for £500.  An absolute fantasy for me.  However, common sense prevailed and I backed out.  Went to Soho instead.  Still have slight regrets.

Offline vorian

Thinking about it I'd probably pay £500 just to chuck my muck on Katie Perry :kiss:

Good call, I would throw Katie in the mix as well, now up to a MFFFFF in my punt.
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Offline Tailpipe

Good call, I would throw Katie in the mix as well, now up to a MFFFFF in my punt.

5 Fs to one , brave man , I could not Handel that  , sounds like a job for hendrix

Offline SirFrank

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll
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I'd pay £10K to fuck Girls Aloud! All of them at once!

My opening move from the starter block would be to have Cheryl Cole in the Mish position with my cock up her arse! Nadine Coyne would be standing above Cheryl bent over with my tongue double tapping her arse and cunt! Sarah Harding and Kimberly Walsh would be positioned to my left and right getting their twats and ring pieces finger bashed! The ginger one would be behind me, out of sight, rimming my rusty sheriffs badge as if her life depended on it!

Following on they'd all be fucking destroyed by many hours of sexual frolics!

If that's not worth £10K nothing is!



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Online ciscoxxx69

I was seriously considering paying £600 for Jill Kelly the American Porn star who was over here last year........I was feeling ultra horny and convinced myself I should do it.
I emailed the agency to find that was her last day and she wouldn't be coming back.....

In the cold light of a post wank come down, I was glad I had saved the £600 !

I had a booking arranged once in London with Brandy Talore for £500.  An absolute fantasy for me.  However, common sense prevailed and I backed out.  Went to Soho instead.  Still have slight regrets.





Common Sense.... I fucking hate bouts of Common Sense especially when I have them

Anyway here is brandy flicking you the V's after reading this

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll

it would probably be a bait and switch and you would end up with the mother and the gay brother

Offline socks

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll
You should come with a health warning!!! Nearly choked on my fruitcake and had to hide behind the screen as the OH walked in sight. Killed the mirth a bit that did, not dissimilar to frothing up your population paste just as you hear your mum turning the door handle.

Curious6705

I think I'd pay a couple of grand to hang out with a number of girls in a luxury apartment for a day. Sex on the menu whenever I wanted, and filthy scenarios acted out.  :dance:

But that's not too far away from a sex party, and I already go to those for much less money.  :cool:

Offline Matium

£10,000 for Petra Verkaik.

Quite simply, she is sex on legs.

Offline The happy one

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had
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Offline yorkshire123

Natalie Imbruglia, she could have my house, car & dog just for a soapy tit wank.
If she begged i might even let her rim me, just the once though!
Wonder if she's on AW?  :D

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Online ciscoxxx69

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll

And.....Scenario of the week goes to .........SirFrank !

Online ciscoxxx69

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had

It's no good unless you tell us who..... :unknown:

Curious6705

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had

If it's the one in my avatar I think I'd have paid that too!

Offline vorian

Natalie Imbruglia, she could have my house, car & dog just for a soapy tit wank.
If she begged i might even let her rim me, just the once though!
Wonder if she's on AW?  :D



Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had



i hope its adele stephens

Offline The happy one

Ahhhh

But I just googled her and she is everywhere even came up with her twitter

So not sure where I would stand

Know she could not take legal action as I still have the photos and video I done

She looks filth with spunk dribbling off her chin

May be I should use that as my avitar
Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties

Offline Tailpipe

Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.


May be Jim would like a go , face picture , looks about size 8', young may be 20 ,

But where does she live as he likes to punt local  :D

Offline The happy one

Lol

Very very close

But a little less hippy

But around that era and looks
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Offline Tailpipe



i hope its adele stephens

Fuck she's smoking hot great body shape


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