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Author Topic: Maximum you'd pay for sex- the ultimate fantasy punt  (Read 11600 times)

Purely for the purposes of discussion and general titillation, I thought I'd pose a question that I've been wondering about for a while; What's the absolute maximum you'd ever pay for sex? And I'm not just talking about prossies. We're talking fantasy land here;

- That girl at school you always lusted after.
- The ridiculously fit little waitress at your local restaurant.
- Your favourite celebrity.
- Whatever...

Rules:

- A single, let's say, 2-hour session.
- They'll do whatever filthy shit you want and be loving it.
- You can get in a time machine- ie. fuck that girl in school just as you remember her (not the ugly whale with 4 kids that she probably is now)
- No condoms required (we don't have to worry about shit like pregnancy and STD's in fantasy land).

Perhaps your ultimate fantasy is to fuck Beyonce Knowles up the arse.

Well let's say I'm your superhero pimp and I can arrange that for you, for a price. How much would you pay?

Let the bidding commence.

I'll start: A grand (not necessarily for Beyonce Knowles; I'd only pay £500 for that  :cool:)

Anyone prepared to hand over more than a grand to fulfil an ultimate fantasy?

Offline vorian

£2000 but I want to be able to professionally film the whole thing.
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Good point. Yeah, you can film it  :hi:

I should say you're allowed more than one lady as well, threesomes/foursomes all fine if that's your thing. Just one continuous session though.

Offline vorian

Good point. Yeah, you can film it  :hi:

I should say you're allowed more than one lady as well, threesomes/foursomes all fine if that's your thing. Just one continuous session though.

OK, in that case £3000 the hot twins and their red headed best mate from 6th form.

And the hot English teacher.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 04:36:57 PM by vorian »
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£2000... a lot of money. Probably pushing it for me. Perhaps I'd up my max to £1500 on a payday with a bad dose of the horn...

Of course it's all highly dependant on how much you earn.

Offline smiths

Purely for the purposes of discussion and general titillation, I thought I'd pose a question that I've been wondering about for a while; What's the absolute maximum you'd ever pay for sex? And I'm not just talking about prossies. We're talking fantasy land here;

- That girl at school you always lusted after.
- The ridiculously fit little waitress at your local restaurant.
- Your favourite celebrity.
- Whatever...

Rules:

- A single, let's say, 2-hour session.
- They'll do whatever filthy shit you want and be loving it.
- You can get in a time machine- ie. fuck that girl in school just as you remember her (not the ugly whale with 4 kids that she probably is now)
- No condoms required (we don't have to worry about shit like pregnancy and STD's in fantasy land).

Perhaps your ultimate fantasy is to fuck Beyonce Knowles up the arse.

Well let's say I'm your superhero pimp and I can arrange that for you, for a price. How much would you pay?

Let the bidding commence.

I'll start: A grand (not necessarily for Beyonce Knowles; I'd only pay £500 for that  :cool:)

Anyone prepared to hand over more than a grand to fulfil an ultimate fantasy?

I wouldnt ever again pay more than £200 an hour to punt or have sex with ANY one woman on earth. I have paid £350 an hour to punt in the past some years ago.

I would consider paying £500 or so for a Reverse Gangbang with 3 or 4 WGs though, and have paid around this for 8 hours partying in the past which was excellent VFM to me.

They must have been stunners, mate  :)

You've already broken the upper limit of what I was expecting... I wonder if anyone will surpass...

Offline smiths

£2000... a lot of money. Probably pushing it for me. Perhaps I'd up my max to £1500 on a payday with a bad dose of the horn...

Of course it's all highly dependant on how much you earn.

To clarify, its got absolutely nothing to do with what i earn, its what i choose to pay and see as VFM not what i can afford to pay.

Offline vorian

£2000... a lot of money. Probably pushing it for me. Perhaps I'd up my max to £1500 on a payday with a bad dose of the horn...

Of course it's all highly dependant on how much you earn.

I would sell it online and make my money back ten times over.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

I wouldnt ever again pay more than £200 an hour to punt or have sex with ANY one woman on earth. I have paid £350 an hour to punt in the past some years ago.

I would consider paying £500 or so for a Reverse Gangbang with 3 or 4 WGs though, and have paid around this for 8 hours partying in the past which was excellent VFM to me.

No fantasies from your youth? Did you go to an all-boys boarding school?

I would sell it online and make my money back ten times over.

Hmmm... might be bending the rules a bit there. I reckon a caveat should be that there's no profiteering allowed   :thumbsdown:

Sorry.

Offline smiths

No fantasies from your youth? Did you go to an all-boys boarding school?

I have experienced things through punting beyond my wildest fantasies as a youth.

Offline jackdaw

500 quid tops. And I certainly wouldn't film it.

Only circumstances I'd pay more was if I was sure I was going to die soon.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 04:48:13 PM by jackdaw »

I have experienced things through punting beyond my wildest fantasies as a youth.

The thing about punting is that you're limited to prossies. Surely there's 'civvie' women you'd pay premium for, no? Each to their own I suppose.

Easy one for me Nigella Lawson Circa 2004

Money spent 400 quid for 2 hours plus 2gs of coke.

Nigella is clucking and desperate for the cash to pay off her pimp (Charles) so she waves the extras for facial and anal.

Loads of deep throat rimming anal as well as A2M which ends up with me jerking over her face and her telling me to ice her face, I end up giving her 5 day load which leaves her looking like a plasterers radio or fat kid left in the Kipling factory overnight


Offline smiths

The thing about punting is that you're limited to prossies. Surely there's 'civvie' women you'd pay premium for, no? Each to their own I suppose.

Thats right, each to their own, no suppose about it.

Offline smiths

Easy one for me Nigella Lawson Circa 2004

Money spent 400 quid for 2 hours plus 2gs of coke.

Nigella is clucking and desperate for the cash to pay off her pimp (Charles) so she waves the extras for facial and anal.

Loads of deep throat rimming anal as well as A2M which ends up with me jerking over her face and her telling me to ice her face, I end up giving her 5 day load which leaves her looking like a plasterers radio or fat kid left in the Kipling factory overnight

Classic. :D

Offline Tailpipe

I paid 2k for 5 days with a polish girl who was stunning , don,t regret it but not sure if I would do it again.


In fact if someone had said there is all materials to make any women you like, physically I would not have changed a thing as to me this was as
near perfect as you could ever get.

Her head was a fuckup and the sex was poor but she did look the part.  I new her for some time and often said it was like owning
a Bugatti Veyron but not been able to drive the fucking thing  :scare:

Offline vt

Easy one for me Nigella Lawson Circa 2004

Money spent 400 quid for 2 hours plus 2gs of coke.

Nigella is clucking and desperate for the cash to pay off her pimp (Charles) so she waves the extras for facial and anal.

Loads of deep throat rimming anal as well as A2M which ends up with me jerking over her face and her telling me to ice her face, I end up giving her 5 day load which leaves her looking like a plasterers radio or fat kid left in the Kipling factory overnight

Nice scenario...this should get your juices flowing then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

 :hi:   ;)     :D

Nice scenario...this should get your juices flowing then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

 :hi:   ;)     :D

Well that rolling pin is going up her cunt then while I'm up her arse

I ll do HP's one for him Anne Widdecombe and Diane Abbot the ultimate BBW Ebony and Ivory Threesome

I ll do HP's one for him Anne Widdecombe and Diane Abbot the ultimate BBW Ebony and Ivory Threesome

 :lol:

I'm dreading what his imagination will conjure up... :scare:

I'd pay a vrand for a two hour piss spunk and fucking session like in a GGG Devot film. Don't give a fuck which GGG models it is with apart from I don't want to bang Kirie.

Oh thinking about it, I'd like Betty to drink my piss.

Not sure what I'd pay to stick one up Suzanna Reid's arse and then cumblast her face. I'd certainly raid my piggybank though. Possibly even more if I could involve Louise Minchin in a little girl-on-girl action as well.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline socks

I'd find £500 to FFM two of my OH's friends. They'd each have to wank me while the other did a striptease, I'd need them to talk slutty filth throughout, there's the requirement for them to take turns to deep throat me while the other ate my arsehole and it would be a no holes barred sex fest with multiple twin facials, BB cumming in all their holes (I'd bag up in reality lol), snowballing, pissing etc. I don't want much :lol:


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