As mentioned on my other review I am seeking a fantasy of mine to be satisfied which is to see a "professional" massage lady with the hope of something more. Something not guaranteed where you have the thrill of will she, won't she.
Gumtree Link: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Contacted via WhatsApp (her pic is on her profile) for 1.5 hour massage. Quick to respond, same day appointment.
Price: £60 for 1.5 hour.
Location: Flats near CMK, Milton Keynes. Lots of off road parking.
Looks and personality: Mature Thai lady (prob mid 50's), with a killer body on her and very pretty (looking down on her, will get to this later). Wiyada wore sports clothes so tight fitting with great big boobs. Very friendly greeting and you can tell she is a nice person, but her English is not great and you are repeating yourself and re-phrasing lots.
The meet: Found her flat fine and was buzzed straight in. Greeted very friendly at the door, shoes off and lead into a room she uses just for massage. Mattress on the floor with oriental style sheets. Wiyada said one hour massage, and I corrected and said I wanted 1.5 hours (not sure if this is code, hoped it was, she gave a "Ohhhh" and sort of dirty laugh that it was). She explained to get naked and lie on the bed and she will be along shortly. The room has her certificates on the floor and is a homely setup trying to look professional.
I was naked lying face down on the bed with the sheet over my bum. Wiyada entered and first thing she did was whip the sheet of and trow it on the floor, direct I thought! The massage that followed was what I suppose is a traditional Thai massage (this was my first) and it was very good. I tried to make small talk but the lack of English was hard, so I resorted to enjoying the massage. Lots of pulling legs in the air, tapping and everything swinging about, not sensual at all; but very nice and professional.
It was time to turn on my front, Wiyada excused herself to go to the toilet; I thought maybe freshen up as getting to part of the massage where offering more (I cheated and did read on here that she does offer HR with select few, so I was hopeful). But alas this is where things went down hill for me... Now don't get me wrong Wiyada is a lovely lady, very friendly, and her body is great (though others have said she won't get naked, or allow touching) but when lying on your back and looking up at her, her chin, I don't know how to say this nicely, so will just say it - she reminded me of a toad; and it put me right off (sorry sounds mean and prob just me and I am sorry if I have now killed this for others!). Anyway, it really put me off and damped my want if something was offered.
After a little massage to the front she asked if I have had Thai massage before to which I said no. I was looking down at her and could see she was just about to go for my cock and balls, but when I said no she diverted. I was not sure if I was pleased or gutted. What then resulted was more chatting, laughing and nice massage to my front.
Will I continue?: This is a dilemma, I liked the lady, the massage is very good as is the price, I am pretty confident HR will be on the table if I visited 2/3 times (prob would of been this time if i didn't say no to having massage before) - but the whole looks thing from under. I'm 50/50 (this is a prime example of where masks are good). But a positive review as I'm sure this will tick lots of boxes for others.