Anal_Girl - Birmingham TOFTT - terrible

[Landscape]

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Price: £80

Date: April 2021

Comms: Quick and easy. Was simple to make a booking.

Location: Block of flats off Hurst Street. Had no problems in leaving my car there. Flat was clean and so was the bed and bathroom.

The escort: In her mid-30s and has gained a few pounds since those photos were taken. Not keen on you having your own opinion on things.

The meet: When I got there was made to wait nearly ten minutes before being given the door code. Entered her flat and made the only good decision of the whole session - decided to go for half an hour instead of the hour, saving £40.

Once that was done I discovered she doesn't do FK, OWO and a handjob has to be covered, none of this was mentioned on her profile. When asked why the handjob had to be covered she replied that she could get an infection from doing it without. After this blinding start, I started to feel her boobs (which were nice and firm) and started sucking on them only to be told to be gentle so started caressing them only to be told the same thing. Wonderful. Then once she got me hard enough, it was time for OW. Yay. She didn't go too deep or apply a lot of suction and after a few minutes of this felt enough in the mood to start doggy.

So started and was immediately told to be gentle. I can sense a running theme emerging. After a while of this, she made me stop so she could inspect the condom. It was deemed fine and so we continued. After a bit more we switched to mish to carry on this oh so wondrous experience. During this we stopped again so the condom could be changed before she went on top. This position does nothing for me so she got off and I finished myself off by hand. As I was cleaning myself up in the bathroom was told off for using the wrong towel. Apparently I should have been using the towels near the sink. How silly of me not to use ESP in order to know this.

In conclusion, a Pole offering a Rom-level punting experience. Controlling, disinterested in offer the client a good time and doing covered handjobs is a new one on me. Save your money and avoid.

[Straightsix]

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The size of her forehead puts me off.

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[James10]

Sounds like she’s in the wrong job 

[Pablo02]

Looks good in those pics
I’m guessing anal was out of the question? 

[seandana]

A covered handjob WTF 

[teddyking]

God damn, reminds me of my first ever punt and review. The girl was hiving me a handjob with dishwasher gloves, the thick marigold ones 😭😭

[alibirmingham]

Sounds like the type of girl to charge you extra just to look at her while having sex.

Can you imagine “that’s extra baby, or close your eyes and don’t look” 

[samsung1]

External Link/Members Only

Price: £80

Date: April 2021

Comms: Quick and easy. Was simple to make a booking.

Location: Block of flats off Hurst Street. Had no problems in leaving my car there. Flat was clean and so was the bed and bathroom.

The escort: In her mid-30s and has gained a few pounds since those photos were taken. Not keen on you having your own opinion on things.

The meet: When I got there was made to wait nearly ten minutes before being given the door code. Entered her flat and made the only good decision of the whole session - decided to go for half an hour instead of the hour, saving £40.

Once that was done I discovered she doesn't do FK, OWO and a handjob has to be covered, none of this was mentioned on her profile. When asked why the handjob had to be covered she replied that she could get an infection from doing it without. After this blinding start, I started to feel her boobs (which were nice and firm) and started sucking on them only to be told to be gentle so started caressing them only to be told the same thing. Wonderful. Then once she got me hard enough, it was time for OW. Yay. She didn't go too deep or apply a lot of suction and after a few minutes of this felt enough in the mood to start doggy.

So started and was immediately told to be gentle. I can sense a running theme emerging. After a while of this, she made me stop so she could inspect the condom. It was deemed fine and so we continued. After a bit more we switched to mish to carry on this oh so wondrous experience. During this we stopped again so the condom could be changed before she went on top. This position does nothing for me so she got off and I finished myself off by hand. As I was cleaning myself up in the bathroom was told off for using the wrong towel. Apparently I should have been using the towels near the sink. How silly of me not to use ESP in order to know this.

In conclusion, a Pole offering a Rom-level punting experience. Controlling, disinterested in offer the client a good time and doing covered handjobs is a new one on me. Save your money and avoid.

Im surprised nobody recognised from her previous profiles which had negatives!

[jimmymac]

I would have walked as soon as she said no FK, no OWO and a covered hand job.
Fuck sake, some of these girls neeed to up their game and get a reality check.

[Straightsix]

I would have walked as soon as she said no FK, no OWO and a covered hand job.
Fuck sake, some of these girls neeed to up their game and get a reality check.

On the contrary,  men should stop accepting poor service.

[jimmymac]

On the contrary,  men should stop accepting poor service.

Yeah, that's true.

[Landscape]

Looks good in those pics
I’m guessing anal was out of the question? 

Eets xtra, bby. 

Im surprised nobody recognised from her previous profiles which had negatives!

I didn't know she had a previous profile otherwise I would have avoided this twunt.

A covered handjob WTF 

Yep, that was certainly a new one on me it must be said. 

I would have walked as soon as she said no FK, no OWO and a covered hand job.
Fuck sake, some of these girls neeed to up their game and get a reality check.

It was a case of "I'm here now, how bad can it be?". Turns out the answer to that question was "pretty fucking bad".

[Whore Master]

A covered handjob WTF 

But infection control is a must