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COMMS
To the point. One call to get address. Few txts to confirm time and price. Another call when I was outside and straight in. No bother.
VENUE
Nice enough flat. One that I’ve been to before to see various girls. Very central, alleyway near Cathedral. Clean, tidy & warm. Decent shower, if I remember rightly, although didn’t need to use it on this occasion as I’d just showered before I left the house. Relatively discreet, unless you have to loiter as the alley is quite narrow and if there’s other people about you are a bit conspicuous.
GIRL
Good body. Nice shapely fake tits. Face was a bit rough, grey completion, ridiculous plumped up lips and her breath smelt like she’d not brushed her teeth... it was about 3 in the afternoon!
SERVICE
£40 - 15mins
Now I wasn’t expecting much. Have read unfavourable reviews about her previously but she looked good and slutty in her photos and I was just after a 15min P&D and a good pair of knockers to grab on to. What could go wrong?...
However, this was sooooo bad it was actually funny!
Now for somebody that goes by the name ‘CaRoLiNa.SeNsUaL.OwO’ the OWO was actually OW & it wasn’t what I would describe as sensual, go figure. She was trying to get the rubber on before I was properly hard, so that was entertaining. Started to suck with decent technique, nice and firm but then got a bit too firm, bordering on rough, and she did this weird thing where she sort of grabbed and squeezed by balls to the point where they popped inside of me... not comfortable!
Finally time to move on to the sex. Thank god! Don’t think I could’ve taken much more of the ball torture! Just wanted to smash her fanny and get the fuck out of there. She says, ‘you fuck me doggy?’... or at least I thought it was a question. I say to her ‘can we go with you on your back?’ as I wanted a good view of the jugs. She replies ‘I like doggy’... Doggy it is then!
This is where it gets next level laughable. She cracks out the lube, all over her hand, gets on all fours, presents herself, then the hand comes through her legs to guide me in... except it never goes in. She’s literally just holding it in her lubed up hand! I was like ‘erm... I don’t think it’s in, love’ and she comes back with ‘yes it is, I just used a lot of lube’. I was trying to look down to get a proper look and she just keeps angling herself so I can’t really see. So I proceed to thrust my cock into her lubed hand whilst she puts on the amateur dramatics, moaning and what not. This is the point where I just start laughing at how ridiculous the whole situation is, which goes down like a racist joke at a Black Lives Matter rally. ‘You need to stop laughing and hurry up and finish’. Then she goes to change position in an effort to speed up the process. Gets me to lay down so we can go cowgirl. I think, right this might do the trick, good view and grab of the old jubblies whilst she’s riding me, chuck my man-gravy and get the fuck outta here... No. Unfortunately not.
She proceeds to climb on top, positions herself in front of my dick, hand behind her back to ‘guide me in’ and then it’s back to shagging the lubed up hand again... who the fuck does she think she’s fooling?! I start to laugh again and I’m starting to go limp as, funnily enough, this ain’t really doing it for me.
She’s not impressed! ‘You need more time. You have more money?’... You are having a fucking Giraffe love!
I think, fuck it... ‘This ain’t working love. You just kneel in front of me with your tits in my face and I’ll finish myself off’. So we’re both kneeling on the bed facing each other with her reluctantly letting me bury my face in her tits ‘no sucking!’ (FFS!) and me wanking myself off... could this get any more tragic?! Then she’s like ‘No! Wait!’ dashes off and comes back to lay a wet-wipe on the bed ‘Not on sheets!’...
...Love, these sheets are having every last drop!
So I proceed to chuck my muck all over her sheets. Her face was a fucking picture! She mops it up with the wet wipe and rushes off to the bathroom to dispose of it. Whilst she’s in there I ring the last dregs of myself out onto the carpet and wipe what’s left on my hand on her dressing gown. Get dressed, offer her my thanks (lol), a cheery farewell and leave.
CONCLUSION
What an absolute shower of shit this girl is.
Would I go back? Not even if she was paying me.
Would I recommend? Would I fuck! Avoid at all costs. Don’t give your money to this absolute waster. Not even for a 15min P&D.
You’d think I’d be more pissed off at the waste of £40 but the actual comedy factor of the whole thing kind of took the sting out of it a bit... I’m still laughing now!
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