Author Topic: Lisa8585 - Bond Street  (Read 4151 times)


32 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5795682) (27 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline rage666

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Woke up today and went through my wallet. After deducting money for rent I was left with £160. £160 = Lisa8585 fee for hour. To Lisa we go then.

Texted at 09:30 reqesting meet at 11:00. No answer. Thinking about other options. Called at 10:30 no answer. Immediate call back = agreed meet at 12:15

Interesting thing, in one of reviews it was mentioned that she can not take good dick in her pussy. I've taken measurments and came at 6" NBPEL (non bone pressed erected length) and 5.2" EG (erected girth) while standing.

Clothes on. Taxi. Train. Tube. I'm arriving early 11:30 at circus. Texted her and asked if we can meet at 12:00 rather 12:15. She agrees. It was a positive flag for me. Why? I thought that she does not do back to back bookings and is taking reasonable rest between punts. Maybe she was not busy, maybe she had 4 x 30 min bookings already I will never know. But my personal preference is to be 1st or 2nd visitor on the day to get girl as fresh as possible. And again maybe girl will participate in 1h rimming session with previous punter and I will DFK her, we all are taking risks and all have our personal preferences.

On a way to her I had an urge to pee. Mcdonalds manager welcomed me into restaurant. My McDonalds experience went from 100 to 0 when I asked if I can use gents room. TOILET IS CLOSED he said. Sad. P.S I did not buy any food there.

I was walking and saw accessories shop it was rubbish. In next shop I saw cannabis lollies. Then I saw bong. Then ash tray where death is fucking a woman. I liked it. Came in. How much? £29.99 said polite servant. Disappointment was growing on my face. He saw it. £25 pounds because you are my 1st customer. £25 + I use your toilet. Deal done.

Arrived to the house 11:55. Called asking flat number. Buzzed in. Enter. Its fucking pitch black. Flashlight. Making my way upstairs. Door opens. I'm let in.

Lisa8585 is very good looking petite chineese girl. I liked her. She led me to the bedroom. Fee sorted. Shower taken. Heated floor is a bonus. Overall shower experience 8/10. Towel was little bit rough. Shower gel was on a shower floor rather than on a wall holder. I did not use it tho. Mouthwash is there.

Lisa8585 offered me lil water bottle. It was cute and I took a sip. I was in my boxers (CK) and we started DFK. DFK is good no restructions, I have beard and trimmed moustache. Her skin is very soft like silk. We undressed and I've sat on edge of the bed while she performed OWO with DT elements. I was impressed. She nearly took all cock in. When I was pushing it deeper a lot of saliva was generated and she had to spit into the basket/bin. I do not think she would fancy full DT gagging session with a lot of spit and tears in eyes...

We went into 69, she was responsive, no fingers allowed. She sucked my dick while I was laying on a bed. Around 15-20 min in meeting I suggested to fuck she said that she want to suck my dick more. I was ok with that. But I had a gut feeling that she wants to delay penetration. I fucked her mouth while standing and she was on a bed. She was trying really good to make me cum and suggested I can cum in her mouth. It was time to try her pussy.

Dick out of her mouth. Condom on. She said she likes it gentle. I do not think I've responded anything to that. Mish. She felt really tight and I could not fully penetrate her. She needed warming up. We started to fuck and she was relaxing her defences, but still never allowed me to go balls deep with legs up in the air. She was moaning and I was getting excited, but decided that it will be 1 pop session. Changed to doggy. No highlights here, restricted position. She fucked me little bit by moving her ass and I fucked her. More lube and change to CG. It was ok. She could sit on my dick, but was cautios at first. My EQ fell to 7/10 and I've suggested more oral. She sucked my dick nice and deep then I facefucked her. I was 45 minutes in and it was time to cum. We went into missionary again and when I came, but still was inside her ( was just about to withdraw my dick from her pussy ) Phone started to ring. When I took it out completely she picked up the phone and started to speak with next punter securing her next booking and I was kind of sat there with condom full of cum on my cock. This was neutral part of our meeting. A man inside me did not give a shit as I was done. Mission completed. But as a customer receiving customer service I was little bit disappointed.

I went to shower and came back. She was really nice and did not rush me out. We had a little chit chat and it felt like I could overstay a bit if I wanted, but I was done and dusted there. Phone pickup had no impact on my mood. I fucked pretty girl, had good owo and came. Moving on to next chapter.

She is more GFE type of girl. There was no WOW! in sex with her, but I did not want to enfore anything that would make her uncomfortable or in pain, because I've chosen tiny girl to fuck today.




« Last Edit: April 10, 2021, 03:53:44 pm by rage666 »


Offline alabama1

« Last Edit: April 10, 2021, 03:55:03 pm by alabama1 »


Offline SamOmar

Dude too much info lol , more suited to a vlogger lol. Joking  aside Lisa is a rising star out of oriental escorts and I reckon will get even better with experience
Banned reason: Undesirable, convicted sex trafficker / pimp
Banned by: daviemac

Offline SomTumFucker

Lost me somewhere between McDonalds and the souvenir store - this ain’t Tripadvisor OP - know your audience and get to the business end sooner.

Offline Dino74

Hilarious review loved it!
From McDonald’s to weird bong..it’s like reading gogglebox.
“ A man inside me did not give a shit as I was done. Mission completed”
Who was the man inside you? Anally? Was it the ghost of Sean Connery?

Offline rage666

SomTom you can always skip to the part related directly to the girl. I thought to make it like Arrive-Cash paid-Shower-Blowjob-Sex-Blowjob-Sex-Cum-Shower-Gone , but got a bit creative.

Dino glad you liked it. I was anally penetrated by ghost of Sean Connery through all punt. Hold on... How do you know?

Offline fionnov

i enjoyed travelling with you on this journey, maybe throw in a TLDR at the start

Offline boredtryst

my eyes went cross eyed and I read he had brought a bong and shared it with Lisa

otherwise good review, don't listen to the haters  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Stanford97

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Bravo, not a retard

Woke up today and went through my wallet. After deducting money for rent I was left with £160. £160 = Lisa8585 fee for hour. To Lisa we go then.
Give a toss

Texted at 09:30 reqesting meet at 11:00. No answer. Thinking about other options. Called at 10:30 no answer. Immediate call back = agreed meet at 12:15
Give a toss

Interesting thing, in one of reviews it was mentioned that she can not take good dick in her pussy. I've taken measurments and came at 6" NBPEL (non bone pressed erected length) and 5.2" EG (erected girth) while standing.
Not a particular anomaly so not worth mentioning

Clothes on. Taxi. Train. Tube. I'm arriving early 11:30 at circus. Texted her and asked if we can meet at 12:00 rather 12:15. She agrees. It was a positive flag for me. Why? I thought that she does not do back to back bookings and is taking reasonable rest between punts. Maybe she was not busy, maybe she had 4 x 30 min bookings already I will never know. But my personal preference is to be 1st or 2nd visitor on the day to get girl as fresh as possible. And again maybe girl will participate in 1h rimming session with previous punter and I will DFK her, we all are taking risks and all have our personal preferences.
OCD? Give a toss? Have a toss?

On a way to her I had an urge to pee. Mcdonalds manager welcomed me into restaurant. My McDonalds experience went from 100 to 0 when I asked if I can use gents room. TOILET IS CLOSED he said. Sad.
Give a shit

P.S I did not buy any food there.
Good to know you have some taste but anybody with half a brain can establish this from looking at your previous reviews.

I was walking and saw accessories shop it was rubbish. In next shop I saw cannabis lollies. Then I saw bong. Then ash tray where death is fucking a woman. I liked it. Came in. How much? £29.99 said polite servant. Disappointment was growing on my face. He saw it. £25 pounds because you are my 1st customer. £25 + I use your toilet. Deal done.
Give a toss. Does OP want us to know he’s a stoner? Just hang out on the off topic section if you want to waffle on about irrelevances, I’m sure if any tossers like me wants to pop up saying this or that you’ll have some chums to tell them to go fuck themselves.

Arrived to the house 11:55. Called asking flat number. Buzzed in. Enter. Its fucking pitch black. Flashlight. Making my way upstairs. Door opens. I'm let in.
Give a toss

Lisa8585 is very good looking petite chineese girl. I liked her. She led me to the bedroom. Fee sorted. Shower taken. Heated floor is a bonus. Overall shower experience 8/10. Towel was little bit rough. Shower gel was on a shower floor rather than on a wall holder. I did not use it tho. Mouthwash is there.
I was going to say hallelujah but then I noticed the bit about underfloor heating. There doesn’t seem to be any mention of how accurate the photos are which should be of principal importance.

Lisa8585 offered me lil water bottle. It was cute and I took a sip. I was in my boxers (CK) and we started DFK. DFK is good no restructions, I have beard and trimmed moustache. Her skin is very soft like silk. We undressed and I've sat on edge of the bed while she performed OWO with DT elements. I was impressed. She nearly took all cock in. When I was pushing it deeper a lot of saliva was generated and she had to spit into the basket/bin. I do not think she would fancy full DT gagging session with a lot of spit and tears in eyes...

We went into 69, she was responsive, no fingers allowed. She sucked my dick while I was laying on a bed. Around 15-20 min in meeting I suggested to fuck she said that she want to suck my dick more. I was ok with that. But I had a gut feeling that she wants to delay penetration. I fucked her mouth while standing and she was on a bed. She was trying really good to make me cum and suggested I can cum in her mouth. It was time to try her pussy.

Dick out of her mouth. Condom on. She said she likes it gentle. I do not think I've responded anything to that. Mish. She felt really tight and I could not fully penetrate her. She needed warming up. We started to fuck and she was relaxing her defences, but still never allowed me to go balls deep with legs up in the air. She was moaning and I was getting excited, but decided that it will be 1 pop session. Changed to doggy. No highlights here, restricted position. She fucked me little bit by moving her ass and I fucked her. More lube and change to CG. It was ok. She could sit on my dick, but was cautios at first. My EQ fell to 7/10 and I've suggested more oral. She sucked my dick nice and deep then I facefucked her. I was 45 minutes in and it was time to cum. We went into missionary again and when I came, but still was inside her ( was just about to withdraw my dick from her pussy ) Phone started to ring. When I took it out completely she picked up the phone and started to speak with next punter securing her next booking and I was kind of sat there with condom full of cum on my cock. This was neutral part of our meeting. A man inside me did not give a shit as I was done. Mission completed. But as a customer receiving customer service I was little bit disappointed.

I went to shower and came back. She was really nice and did not rush me out. We had a little chit chat and it felt like I could overstay a bit if I wanted, but I was done and dusted there. Phone pickup had no impact on my mood. I fucked pretty girl, had good owo and came. Moving on to next chapter.

She is more GFE type of girl. There was no WOW! in sex with her, but I did not want to enfore anything that would make her uncomfortable or in pain, because I've chosen tiny girl to fuck today.
Without being too fussy that section would have been a fairly good review.


If anybody can confirm that the SP is definitely Chinese then that would be of interest to me.



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Was he a retard who edited his review?



« Last Edit: April 11, 2021, 10:55:15 pm by Stanford97 »

Offline rage666

Thanks for feedback guys. Obvously there will be people who liked it and people who don't. It is just my 2nd review. And as an authour I'm still in search of my style.  :hi: