English Blonde xx - Plymouth

[TheMuffman1985]

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A few weeks ago so bare with me

Comms: answered the phone pretty quick. Arranged a time and gave me the address of the hotel

The girl: I got there exactly on time and she was ready on time. As usual open the door and hid behind it. Me being me should’ve have walked once I seen her but had the horn and though I’d give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s facially attractive 5 out of 10 but her body is advertised as size 12. This is a lie. A massive lie! She’s about 14-16. Although she does have a good set of tits on her

The action: there really wasn’t much action to be honest. After very light kissing and her rubbing my cock it went hard briefly while she was OWO (which was average) I got hard all of about 30 seconds then my brain clicked in and told my dick to stop being silly. So it went limp. She said I can lick her out if I want to see if that’ll make me stand to attention well. Never been a fan of fat girl pussy. It wasn’t very fresh stubbly and nothing happened. She apparently came during RO but I couldn’t care less. I turned around and said better make it 30 mins rather than the hour. She did give me £50 back but was in there for less than 10 minutes. So £10 a minute is not bad earnings for her.

Conclusion: would I go back? Would I fuck! Should’ve had a wank but never mind. Lesson learnt.

Will be holding back the punts now as apart from a few regular girls I see.  every other has been disappointing.

Don’t worry gents I will Facepalm my self for you

[Mr_Pink]

Thanks for the review! Shame about the punt. Finding decent girls in Plymouth is hard work. I stopped for a while because of it.

[Palace123]

Hi, I came across this profile today and read your review. Would you say her AW pictures are fake? They look pretty fit to me but you're saying she's way larger than these? 

Palace

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A few weeks ago so bare with me

Comms: answered the phone pretty quick. Arranged a time and gave me the address of the hotel

The girl: I got there exactly on time and she was ready on time. As usual open the door and hid behind it. Me being me should’ve have walked once I seen her but had the horn and though I’d give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s facially attractive 5 out of 10 but her body is advertised as size 12. This is a lie. A massive lie! She’s about 14-16. Although she does have a good set of tits on her

The action: there really wasn’t much action to be honest. After very light kissing and her rubbing my cock it went hard briefly while she was OWO (which was average) I got hard all of about 30 seconds then my brain clicked in and told my dick to stop being silly. So it went limp. She said I can lick her out if I want to see if that’ll make me stand to attention well. Never been a fan of fat girl pussy. It wasn’t very fresh stubbly and nothing happened. She apparently came during RO but I couldn’t care less. I turned around and said better make it 30 mins rather than the hour. She did give me £50 back but was in there for less than 10 minutes. So £10 a minute is not bad earnings for her.

Conclusion: would I go back? Would I fuck! Should’ve had a wank but never mind. Lesson learnt.

Will be holding back the punts now as apart from a few regular girls I see.  every other has been disappointing.

Don’t worry gents I will Facepalm my self for you

[TheMuffman1985]

Very clever photography I would say. Easily size 14-16. When she laid on her side and gravity took it’s course 🤢. Overhang melted on the bed. If you’re into bigger ladies fair play but for me I’ll pass.

Hi, I came across this profile today and read your review. Would you say her AW pictures are fake? They look pretty fit to me but you're saying she's way larger than these? 

Palace

[Big breasted redhead]

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A few weeks ago so bare with me

Comms: answered the phone pretty quick. Arranged a time and gave me the address of the hotel

The girl: I got there exactly on time and she was ready on time. As usual open the door and hid behind it. Me being me should’ve have walked once I seen her but had the horn and though I’d give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s facially attractive 5 out of 10 but her body is advertised as size 12. This is a lie. A massive lie! She’s about 14-16. Although she does have a good set of tits on her

The action: there really wasn’t much action to be honest. After very light kissing and her rubbing my cock it went hard briefly while she was OWO (which was average) I got hard all of about 30 seconds then my brain clicked in and told my dick to stop being silly. So it went limp. She said I can lick her out if I want to see if that’ll make me stand to attention well. Never been a fan of fat girl pussy. It wasn’t very fresh stubbly and nothing happened. She apparently came during RO but I couldn’t care less. I turned around and said better make it 30 mins rather than the hour. She did give me £50 back but was in there for less than 10 minutes. So £10 a minute is not bad earnings for her.

Conclusion: would I go back? Would I fuck! Should’ve had a wank but never mind. Lesson learnt.

Will be holding back the punts now as apart from a few regular girls I see.  every other has been disappointing.

Don’t worry gents I will Facepalm my self for you

So I have to reply to this as you have replied underneath again to somebody mentioning this post.
1st I would never give back money to a client that left after having sex to completion even if they chose to leave early. I remember you and I did give you money back as I also wanted you gone due to the fact that you was profusely sweating from your face  all over me and once I mentioned it you become embarrassed and angry.
2nd. You mentioned you don’t eat fat girl pussy I am not clean you could not get hard you flopped I gave you bad oral, I also done RO and I cum? But you was also in and out within 10minutes you state?? Well the truth is you was in and out in 10min with a refund (my choice) and you know why. Please stop slating me on here and I do not have a overhang like you said below Jesus honestly what a whole load of shite your review does not make sense you can tell it’s full of lies you cannot , flop, eat pussy get RO until I come fuck me also get oral plus leave get a refund all in ten minutes. Very silly person (I am 12-14 I am not toned but do not have a over hang) 

[Palace123]

Thanks for your comments SP. Since you are here, for those who may be interesting in meeting you...Would you mind confirming your accurate stats for the record? weight and height would provide help here.

Palace...

T

So I have to reply to this as you have replied underneath again to somebody mentioning this post.
1st I would never give back money to a client that left after having sex to completion even if they chose to leave early. I remember you and I did give you money back as I also wanted you gone due to the fact that you was profusely sweating from your face  all over me and once I mentioned it you become embarrassed and angry.
2nd. You mentioned you don’t eat fat girl pussy I am not clean you could not get hard you flopped I gave you bad oral, I also done RO and I cum? But you was also in and out within 10minutes you state?? Well the truth is you was in and out in 10min with a refund (my choice) and you know why. Please stop slating me on here and I do not have a overhang like you said below Jesus honestly what a whole load of shite your review does not make sense you can tell it’s full of lies you cannot , flop, eat pussy get RO until I come fuck me also get oral plus leave get a refund all in ten minutes. Very silly person (I am 12-14 I am not toned but do not have a over hang) 

[Big breasted redhead]

Thanks for your comments SP. Since you are here, for those who may be interesting in meeting you...Would you mind confirming your accurate stats for the record? weight and height would provide help here.

Palace...

T

My photos are accurate I am tall 12-14 not super toned not super saggy definitely no overhang my photos are real and that is enough information from me that is as personal as I will go my profile is real it is me x