ScottishScarlett976 - Fife

[jkrieg]

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Location - Kirkaldy (Street name removed as per rule #22)

Comms - I messaged her the day before asking if she was going to be around for long. Didn't get a reply. Messaged here again today asking if she's available today and she replied. The english almost seemed a bit broken though so I thought the scottish claims might have been fake... nah she was just high as a kite.

Duration - £80 HH

Looks - Ended up with a duo. Scarlett has a perfect petite little body on her with a fucking fantastic tight little cunt. Her friend was a wee dumpy fat thing.

Ok where do I even begin with this shit show... She answers the door and initially I'm delighted, she's a proper little hottie... However, as soon as she opened her mouth I could tell she was high as fuck. She had been trying to upsell me on 2 girl via text and when I got in she confirmed that I only wanted 1, then told me they don't like doing it themselves so I'd get them both for the £80.

Fucking jackpot!... err, not so fast. Out comes what resembles golum if golum ate 3 other golums... But oh well I can't argue with 2 for the price of one.

Into the room we go and I get my kit off, while she attempts to hang my stuff up in the cupboard but somehow fails to do so. Scarlett tries to organise golum telling her what to do, she looks like shes on a totally different planet but gets on the bed and kisses me while scarlett fucks around in the background. After a couple of minutes fucking around she comes onto the bed and sucks my cock for like 2 minutes, then tells golum to hold my hand down while she holds my other hand and they start kissing in front of me... then she almost falls of the bed and that was the end of that 

At this point I think right I want golum out of my sight so I suggest scarlett rides my face while golum sucks my cock... she gets on my face... the wrong way... and literally sits on me with all her weight so I can't fucking breath. So I try and hold her up while I eat her perfect little cunt when golum puts a condom on me and makes a horrible attempt at riding my cock... Even though I had simply asked for her to suck it. At one point I had to turn my head to the side because she was trying to bounce on my fucking face with all her weight.

I don't recall how but I managed to surface for air so I stood up dazed and confused and told scarlett to bend over and I fucked her doggy for a bit... Thing is I was in her for about 60 seconds before she asks if Im going to cum and repeats this over and over saying to tell her when Im going to cum because she has something special for me... Those of you that have seen my previous posts will know I don't cum easily so I knew this was going to be a total ball ache...

After fucking doggy for a bit I told her to flip over so I could fuck her missionary... Meanwhile golum has given up and is just sitting on her phone at this point. I almost felt bad for her as she was clearly pissed I wasn't giving her attention... but at the end of the day I'm there for me and I didn't ask for her!.

Im fucking away while scarlett drivels on "Oh where did you learn that"... What where did I learn to put my cock in a hole repeatedly... fuckin dafty... Anyway I'm starting to get close and she pulls the "Are you going to cum" thing again and I reply yes im close... well she starts grinding but grinding as if I have some sort of 3 ft long cock and naturally I pop out even though I needed a good 30s more to get me over the fucking edge...

Instead of trying to put it back in she gets up and says I can cum in her mouth... I thought why not lets give it a bash... She gets on and starts aggressively sucking my cock, to the point that its painful. Teeth grinding along the shaft, far too much pressure and she's just all over the fucking place.

After about 5 minutes of that I managed to somehow snatch my cock back off her and told her to bend over while I watch and ill finish the job myself... She asks golum what time it is obviously hinting that time was close to being up... despite only being 15 minutes in according to golum... anyway she bends over and sits just in front of my cock, telling me to cum on her back... Dunno how she expected me to do that like I don't have a big bendy hose for a cock that can magically shoot downward like that without me sitting up... But aye I cum and when I do she rubs her pussy up and down my unprotected shaft getting my cum inside her. I pulled away enough to prevent my tip going in her pussy but aye... not fucking fantastic that!

At this point she goes to stand up... smashing a glass that was on the floor next to my stuff. So she's picking up the glass and gets a fucking hoover out and is hoovering up this glass while I get dressed, telling me she's never in her life had a glass in that room and where did it come from... Well it's certainly not fucking mines... golum brought it in when she came in the room (I didn't tell her that).

Anyway she's incoherently trying to get dressed asking me to check behind doors and shit for her to find her dress so she can show me out... meanwhile I'm just triple checking that while all this shit was going on they werent stealing stuff from my pockets... then eventually I managed to escape a bit battered and bruised.

On the one hand Scarlett has a fucking magnificent body on her with a lovely tight little cunt that just looks fucking perfect when she bends over... If she wasn't high as a kite and golum wasn't sitting in the corner sulking on her phone then I dare say this would have been a much better meet... She was certainly enthusiastic enough... a little too fucking enthusiastic but hey ho.

Y'all rag on the romanians but honestly all the Scottish girls I have met have been mental in their own little way aside from 1 or 2. The rest are middle aged fatties.

Anyway I'm going to go and rest my cock and go back to my regular for the next wee while...

[ulstersubbie]

Look on the bright side, she actually had a hoover!   
Better luck with your next punt.

[Falkirk GND]

Sorry you had such an ordeal but that is absolutely priceless!    One of the most entertaining reviews I have ever read! Thank you for cheering up an otherwise mundane day! 

Would I be right in thinking this is her stablemate Gollum?

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The high as a kite (presumably weed or something stronger and not just a skin full?) explains her erratic comms over the past few months trying to set up a meet.  I’m grateful to you for saving me £150 sheets. 

[jkrieg]

Aye thats the one.

I think it was more than just some weed... plus you'd be able to smell if it was weed.

I reckon she's probably recently got hooked on heroin, she had that blank expression and was slurring her words.

I certainly won't forget it in a whlie... The brief moments when I was fucking her weren't so bad as she does have a lovely tight cunt... but aye it was a total shit show! 

[Neverthere]

Thanks for review Op👍, was one I'd been checking out so save me time and cash. Hope you return to better punts next time

[willie loman]

enjoyed reading that, though i personally ve found that the punt is often more fun, if the girl is pharmaceutically assisted, they are  usually way hornier, please note i neither endorse or encourage, or contribute to this sort of lifestyle, before the usual clowns pile in.

[jkrieg]

I can't help but wonder what it would have been like had golum not been there and if she was sober.

If any of you do take that risk, then let me know how it goes as I'd totally have another crack at her while she's sober. I think most of the madness can be put down to her being off her tree, which obviously isn't acceptable but man she has such a fuckable body!

Hopefully she sorts her shit out as it sounds like she's recently gone downhill since her sauna days.

[jkrieg]

enjoyed reading that, though i personally ive found that the punt is often more fun, if the girl is pharmaceutically assisted, they are  usually way hornier, please note i neither endorse or encourage this sort of lifestyle.

Aye if she hadn't almost smothered me to death with her arshole and ripped the skin off my cock I'd be inclined to agree  , she was enthusiastic thats for sure!. If she dialed it back a notch and didn't have glolum sulking in the corner it would have been more positive.

[jkrieg]

I just checked... she's actually grazed my cock with her teeth thats how fucking rough she was!

[Ericshon]

Comedy gold that OP and you did well to maintain your sense of humour in the face of that shit show.  You were a very brave man to allow a stoned hooker to blow you off. That could have ended up much worse 

Thanks for the warning

[stevebiscuit]

We should have a like button for reviews and comments. Best review ever.

Is it weird I want to book her just to see what happens? 

[jkrieg]

We should have a like button for reviews and comments. Best review ever.

Is it weird I want to book her just to see what happens? 

I mean at least it wasn't a boring punt right? 

[jkrieg]

And so the plot thickens...

I got a random out of the blue phone call from her number, but I can't answer since I'm at home...

So I text her back saying I can't answer but is everything ok?

She replies "Did you leave anything?"

I replied "I don't think so, did you find something?"

She then tries to phone again... despite being told I can't answer.

Told her I can't answer but why is she calling... then boof... nae answer. I have followed it up a couple of times asking her not to leave me hanging but nothing.

Super strange... maybe another punter has left something at her house (I do recall her saying she'd have let me stay longer if she never had another punter coming)... maybe something I don't realise im missing fell out my pocket while she was hap hazardly trying to hang my shit up... or maybe she's seen this review and wants to moan like fuck to me... I'll never know! 

[Oldguy]

She may have found bits of your foreskin.

[Casey69]

Am I alone in quite liking the sound of such a comedy punt? 
Maybe I’m just bored.

[Falkirk GND]

Maybe she finally sobered up and found your cum inside her cunt?  . Hello Daddy   

On a more serious note - she’s been sober enough to take down one of her profile pics and to change her name again - to Scarlett;) - so there’s a high probability she’s read this thread.

We now have quite a few reviews under different names and profile numbers which aren’t linked as far as I can see.

Scarlett-Scottish 5156293

Scarlett High Street 5904405

Scarlett476 / ScottishScarlett976 / Scarlett;) 5977141

And a few under Scarlett at BSS

Apologies if I’ve missed any...

[seeker]

So a junkie hooker has your
Normal every day mobile number 

[Jock D]

Excellent and entertaining review.

Actually brings back memories of a very similar punt I had in my formative  days of punting in the early 1990's. A total wee stunner in the looks dept...but absolutely out her face and all over the place during the punt.

I also agree...though loads of people won't...with your comment about Scottish hoors.

[ik8133]

That's for posting that very entertaining review, great read and as you have said if she wasn't quite so high would have been a lot better.

By the way, how did the hoover perform, you never mentioned that? 

[Subboy1980]

It's a pity she's a junkie as her pics show she's got a nice figure.  Funny review - Gollum lol

[Forthports]

Love the review. A great lesson in how to take a shite experience and spin it into comedy gold, rather than let it get you down.

[jkrieg]

It's a pity she's a junkie as her pics show she's got a nice figure.  Funny review - Gollum lol

Aye she really does have a lovely body and she seemed to have a good attitude, which if she wasn't high would probably have turned the whole thing into a positive.

If my cock wasn't literally bruised and grazed I'd have probably set it to a neutral review, just down to it being such an "entertaining" punt 

If she's around in a few months I might see how coherent she sounds in txt messages and have a wee return crack at it... if she  ditches gollum that is...

[Glesgaboy]

OP for services above and beyond....
And all in the name of punting.
We salute you 

[Grkr]

Ha that is one of the best reviews I've ever read - shame it wasn't a good punt.

[jkrieg]

Wow she's upped her rates since yesterday... This girl is all over the shop!

Unless she's had an influx of punters contacting her looking for a comical punt and has upped her rates to meet demand? 

[Problem Child]

Great review OP.
Obvs not the best experience for you, but for entertainment purposes it was up there with Mutinyonthecounty’s exploits.
At the risk of stating the obvious, if I was you there’s no way I’d put my dick anywhere near your wife until you get the all clear from the GUM clinic. Especially considering the grazing 

[casio]

Absolute babe at BSS, shame she's going down with golden brown.

[Sandman1874]

I think her pal would be the same as my review in the following link:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=258560.0

Looks like she’s gone backwards if anything over time.

[jkrieg]

I think her pal would be the same as my review in the following link:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=258560.0

Looks like she’s gone backwards if anything over time.

Aye it sounds like she's just as clueless as she was then... even with scarlett giving her direction. That and her breath smelled like fanny.

She was totally disinterested, but part of that could have also been me not giving her any attention... However, she could have at least tried! At one point she was just sitting at the end of the bed facing away from us on her phone...

Not that i'm really complaining though to be fair, I wasn't really interested in her either!

[OGS20]

I hope if she is reading this she gets some help, she sounds in a bad way.
Also there's no way I'd let any wg rub my cock, much less my cum covered cock, on her fanny 

[jkrieg]

I hope if she is reading this she gets some help, she sounds in a bad way.
Also there's no way I'd let any wg rub my cock, much less my cum covered cock, on her fanny 

Aye I wasn't best pleased with that. I pushed her down a bit and moved my hips so she was clear of the tip... but aye not super professional on her part! I'll probably get myself checked out anyway but I reckon I should be in the clear!

I do hope she sorts herself out because she seems like a lovely girl to be honest. It's a shame that scotland seems to be nothing but junkies these days, we have the highest concentration of junkies in europe by a large margin!.

[oddson1970]

The most entertaining review l have read in a long time  .She does look good in the pics and you could be right about her being a good punt if she wasn't out her face.Are you brave enough to give her a 2nd go?

[jkrieg]

The most entertaining review l have read in a long time  .She does look good in the pics and you could be right about her being a good punt if she wasn't out her face.Are you brave enough to give her a 2nd go?

The more I think about it, the more I think I'll give her another crack, maybe in a month or so (once my bruised cock recovers), providing her rate doesn't stay up at £100 for the HH and providing I don't get her friend included. I'll see how coherent she is in txt messages and maybe give her a wee call first to make sure she's not off her tree.

£100 is too high for me though, considering I know I can get a nice consistent service out of the likes of Naughty@Alanna for £60 who's been my go to for the last wee while.

Although if she's high again she'd probably let me stay longer if I went with a 15 min quickie 

[ElbowGrease]

Couldn't stop laughing at you constantly calling her friend Golum! 

I know where you're coming from in wanting to potentially see her again in different circumstances, but that would be completely kaiboshed when she rang you out of the blue.  That's completely out of order for any prossie to do that.  If I were you, I'd think about using an alternative phone mate

[Glasgow28]

Would be utter madness to go back. Hilarious review though, gollum 

[ik8133]

Would be utter madness to go back. Hilarious review though, gollum 

The OP should be actively encouraged to go back, we need another instalment! 

[Falkirk GND]

The OP should be actively encouraged to go back, we need another instalment! 

Much as I’d enjoy the next episode of “Gollum sits and sulks”, I’d fear for the OPs safety.  She clearly reads the reviews on his site, and if he returns, a cock grazing might turn into a castration!  That said, she’s probably fucked so many punters while high as a kite, she might have quite a few possibles to choose from. 

[oddson1970]

The OP should be actively encouraged to go back, we need another instalment! 

We should start a just giving page to pay for his follow up punt....would be worth it for the comedy value alone 

[jkrieg]

We should start a just giving page to pay for his follow up punt....would be worth it for the comedy value alone 

Somehow I think just giving might have a slight issue with funding my punting adventures  I'll happily take donations to fund this very important cause though 

Aye if she's read this then I'm fucked! Although she had to stop mid way through mounting my face to ask me if I had paid her... so she might not even remember I was there at all 

[TheRealDeal10]

I rang her late on after reading this and she was wasted. Would only book a 2 girl meet, said it was because ‘they were together anyway’ 170 for both for an hour.

Seems like Gollum only takes away from the punt and adds nothing.

Sounds like a laugh 

[Marcus0101]

Somehow I think just giving might have a slight issue with funding my punting adventures  I'll happily take donations to fund this very important cause though 

Aye if she's read this then I'm fucked! Although she had to stop mid way through mounting my face to ask me if I had paid her... so she might not even remember I was there at all 

Seems she has read this if you look at her profile now it has been mentioned.

[jkrieg]

Fuck sake it looks like my attempt to return will be undone by my review!

If she wasn't high then she must have at the very least been drunk. This being backed up by the previous comment TheRealDeal10 saying she was wasted on the phone.

I didn't smell any alcohol though and it did come across as something more, either way she was slurring her words and just about ripped the cock off me.

If you are reading this Scarlett then lets do a repeat booking when my cock recovers! I'm sure you provide a good service when you are sober!

[Subboy1980]

Most whores are on drugs.  Thats why they do this job, easy money to feed their habit.

[DaVINCI]

Fuck sake it looks like my attempt to return will be undone by my review!

If she wasn't high then she must have at the very least been drunk. This being backed up by the previous comment TheRealDeal10 saying she was wasted on the phone.

I didn't smell any alcohol though and it did come across as something more, either way she was slurring her words and just about ripped the cock off me.

If you are reading this Scarlett then lets do a repeat booking when my cock recovers! I'm sure you provide a good service when you are sober!

You should always presume WG will have access to the site or that info will be returned to them about reviews.

She is asking you to contact her personally.

It’s a hard one, you done a good review but if you had any thoughts of returning, maybe you should have held off 

Good luck with the ear bashing  if you decide to call her back.

[jkrieg]

"Guy online has wrote comments. I am in the middle of getting this removed as its illegal actually. Please do not believe all you on the horrible page! I am actually 100% genuine and i dont do what tnat guy says, i think he just looking for attention as he left very happy? & he can see this i know as a few Clients that are actually nice and know me have told me he keeps going and for me to stop reading it as they know its bull. I would love him to contact me Personally. "

I tried to contact you personally but you ignored my txt messages!. Everything I have said has been factual based on my experience.

I have said throughout this that had you been sober and had your friend not been totally disinterested then it would likely have been positive.

Drop me a message and I'm sure we can sort it out!

[jkrieg]

You should always presume WG will have access to the site or that info will be returned to them about reviews.

She is asking you to contact her personally.

It’s a hard one, you done a good review but if you had any thoughts of returning, maybe you should have held off 

Good luck with the ear bashing  if you decide to call her back.

Haha aye tbh curiosity is getting the better of me, she's has a cracking body and had a good attitude... But I can't leave a positive review when I leave battered and bruised 

I would fear her friend would rip me limb from limb though... 

[jkrieg]

Scarlett if you are reading this then I have dropped you a wee message on AdultWork with a proposition 

Should you choose to accept... please don't rip my cock off 

[Falkirk GND]

"Guy online has wrote comments. I am in the middle of getting this removed as its illegal actually. Please do not believe all you on the horrible page! I am actually 100% genuine and i dont do what tnat guy says, i think he just looking for attention as he left very happy? & he can see this i know as a few Clients that are actually nice and know me have told me he keeps going and for me to stop reading it as they know its bull. I would love him to contact me Personally. "

Where did you get that? There was a one liner - now gone - on her profile when I looked. Was this longer drivel up for a while too?

[jkrieg]

Where did you get that? There was a one liner - now gone - on her profile when I looked. Was this longer drivel up for a while too?

It's gone now!. She had the one liner at the top and had a lovely picture of her in a black dress with her face showing...

Then it changed to the old pictures and that paragraph at the bottom...

Now that paragraph has gone!

[Falkirk GND]

She ... had a lovely picture of her in a black dress with her face showing...

And tbf - she was absolutely fucking stunning in that pic!! Gorgeous - utterly fuckable!