Saying that I knew she was on something but didnt know if she was just drunk or was indeed high isnt a u-turn. That fact was also backed up by others in this thread. So clearly you are blind, ignorant or just a bit thick.
Clearly it doesn't matter what I say to you though, you are just out to troll, so do carry on, but I have better things to do than sit and feed a daft troll so I shall love you and leave you to sit and argue with everyone else instead.
I wouldn't take it personally. Think most people that read your OP enjoyed it and found it comical. Also think most folk understand why you thought SP was high on something. Unfortunately some folk just like to nitpick, just like to comment so that it increases their post numbers, they stay relevant and regard themselves as self made mods.
Let's be real, not that I condone it but there will be a large percentage of SP's who will be intoxicated while working. Dont blame them as they probably believe it will help them forget the punt and some might believe it will enhance the service, may even calm their nerves. Obviously no one wants the intoxication to have a negative impact on our experience.
Obviously its shite for us punters because we're paying good money, so we should expect a good service but unfortunately in Edinburgh and probably the rest of Scotland, it is a bit of a Russian roulette with SP's at the moment and probably will be for a while.
Obviously you seen some potential hence why you wanted to visit her again. From my own personal point of view, I don't blame you as she was one of my top punts but since the start of the pandemic she's been difficult to get a hold off and when you do, she's been very disinterested or flakey in regards to meeting up. Clearly she has some good regulars because as soon as she's available, its very difficult to get a booking and there is a high risk of cancellation as she'll probably get an offer from a punter/regular that she can't refuse.
However please keep us updated on your communication with her and if you manage a second leg punt

I was enjoying the thread.