External Link/Members OnlyHave seen Linda a few times now purely for value for money and convenience. Previous visits would have been a positive but this was downgraded to a neutral. Reasons given below.
Booking is always simple by text message. Always replies with an "OK" to confirm. No pissing about just easy and to the point. I always confirm early the morning of appointment.
Visit was within the last month. One hour at £60 to include massage, OW, and covered sex.
Her location is easy to find. Parking space directly in front but you have to park outside the adjacent next door space for some unknown reason. If you don't feel comfortable parking outside then beware its permit parking mostly around that area.
Premises is a bedsit arrangement. Have to say its a mess inside, full of her shit from wherever she previously moved from. Paper covering everything you would walk or sit on as previously reviewed. Same with the massage table which has a heating lamp, useful if it's cold which it was in the day I visited.
Hygiene is very strict and to a set procedure which you have to adhere to. She wears a mask all the time apart from when giving owo. Bathroom is OK but looks tired, generally untidy, bottles of sanitizer everywhere.
Stripped lay face down on the table. Sprays back hands, feet with sanitizer. Wipes your arse crack inside with wet wipes which I found uncomfortable this time as it was too rough for me. Why she does this fuck only knows. Then the phone rings which she answers in Chinese and babbles on for what seemed about 5 mins. Apologies, and starts a gentle sensual massage. Few minutes later phone rings again and a total of four times in the hour I was there.
One was a punter who she gave a bollocking to for continuously ring her.
Eventually turned over, covered BJ using shrink-wrap paper type bag which she places over your dick. Nothing special but technique is OK. Not toothy and just uses her mouth not not hands. Then puts on the rubber, climbs on top and squats to give a jack hammer type of shag. I was fed up at this stage so just lay there while she pounded away until the inevitable. For her age she is well fit as it was a decent time before I unloaded in the bag.
She climbs off, cleans me down with wet wipes and spray. Then she goes to shower. I get dressed and wait a good 15 minutes for her to finish showering and getting ready.
Hand her the money and fuck off.
Summary.
The time spent on cleaning and sanitisation plus phone call interruption must have been well over 30 minutes of the hour. This time it got on my tits and wouldn't visit again. Maybe she had an off day but I was in and out within the hour. Previously its been at least the hour plus 15 mins.
Wouldn't visit again in the near future, maybe i have just got bored with seeing her.
Rating is a low neutral.
