This Punt was Autumn time last year 2020
I have no idea, what I was thinking when I texted Kitty, maybe the urge for pussy took over me, But anyway- We texted back and forth and here I was at the new apartments over in Harlow- Next to the train station.
To be honest, when I saw her photos, I thought it was a mixture of filters and Photoshop cropping just to hide her face/identity, maybe she had the Russian mob after her- but she did tell me, she didn't want her ex bf to find out she escorted.
When I got through the door, She was skinny as f**k- it was like I was standing infront of a corpse.- She was heavily perfumed, anyone ever smelt that old strong fragrance smell from the 80's, the pungent harsh smell which rode up your nose for hours after you grab a whiff of it.
Anyway, I hand over $80 for 30mins, but then she comes out and says its $90- I'm thinking to myself, I'm pretty damn sure its $80, if I'm short of $10, I can quickly run to the cash machine and grab it if you want,
that was my escape line... I was praying she would say- yeah, go and grab it. But no, she said $80 is okay- I was thinking to myself 'FML'
Anyway, she ask me to go and wash my hands, ;I replied no problem'- I come back, she says go lay on the bed and take everything off, I just nodded my head and agree to it all. So she takes off this leather ropey outfit, honestly it was hanging of her, I can only describe her as like a coat hanger, the outfit was just hanging off her, the the skinny frame was horrific, it looked like she has just been pulled her out of a car crash. But anyway she grabs my dick- starts kissing and sucking on it- then says 'Boy, you have one clean dick'- I'm like yeah of course, I had a shower before I got here.- Just get on with it..
Anyway- 10 mins of BJ OWO- she says do you want to lick my pussy, I'm like NO thank you. its all pierced and that strong whiff off old persons perfume was so putting me off and her pussy looked so angry. So we move on and she says you should lick my nipples, it gets me all wet and horny if you lick it the way I want, she gave me a massive lecture on how to lick her nipples. honestly they looked like pancakes and I could taste the perfume, it was so grim.
But yeah, I could only do it for a minute before I said can we have sex now- She moved into doggy- from what I can remember she was relatively tight. We switched to missionary, ahh man- it was like having sex with a dead body, she says kiss and lick my neck... I'm like c'mon man, anyway I give in and I do it, just to shut her up-I'm looking around the room, my mind was just wondering while pounding her- honestly its so hard to shag this woman while thinking of a happy place, so she slaps my face and tells me to concentrate and to fuck her hard.
I'm like- FFS, so I gave her everything I got and just pounded the shit out of her, unloaded all inside the condom- jumped out of her, thanked her for making me cum and scuttled to the ensuite to wash myself down.
I came back and she was showing me all these paintings on her phone and all these pictures of places she's bee- woman I am not interested- but anyway- I thanked her for sex and just left.
Conclusion: if you have a thing for having sex with dead people and you love the smell of your old aunty from the 80's- then this is a great for you- I have no idea why I went ahead with it- one I would like to forget, but I don't think I ever will.
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