Author Topic: Yumi, Romford, Hornchurch, Gidea Park  (Read 1728 times)


4 review(s) for filthy yumi (1 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Nickp

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It’s been a long long time since I punted in the UK. However situations change. I saw this lady’s profile, shd WhatsApp a photo. Looked nice but fake, told her I’d swing by, check out the originality and then book.

She agreed, kept me waiting 40 mins. Didn’t care as I was on my run. When she replied said she doesn’t check her phone etc etc. Agreed the fly by and I’m glad I did this.

Greeted by her brother, led into the apartment block, then flat. The flat was dark and it stank of fags. No shit, met her, good looking girl but rotten teeth. I’m not putting my cock or my tongue in that entrance. Made my excuses and left, I had the cash but even the horn could not over ride the environment.

I was in and out in 5 mins, 30 minutes later I still stank of fags.

Black teeth, minder in room next room, stinks of fags, I’d avoid. Contacted the madam. The search for the area goes on. Hopefully a positive after the bank holiday

Offline Tomcat

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It’s been a long long time since I punted in the UK. However situations change. I saw this lady’s profile, shd WhatsApp a photo. Looked nice but fake, told her I’d swing by, check out the originality and then book.

She agreed, kept me waiting 40 mins. Didn’t care as I was on my run. When she replied said she doesn’t check her phone etc etc. Agreed the fly by and I’m glad I did this.

Greeted by her brother, led into the apartment block, then flat. The flat was dark and it stank of fags. No shit, met her, good looking girl but rotten teeth. I’m not putting my cock or my tongue in that entrance. Made my excuses and left, I had the cash but even the horn could not over ride the environment.

I was in and out in 5 mins, 30 minutes later I still stank of fags.

Black teeth, minder in room next room, stinks of fags, I’d avoid. Contacted the madam. The search for the area goes on. Hopefully a positive after the bank holiday

Chinese version of sergei Mr Lee, come across a few Mr Lee''s in my time. :unknown:
« Last Edit: April 04, 2021, 06:18:57 pm by Tomcat »

Offline Nickp

Unless he had the skills of Bruce I was ok. He was a very polite chain smoking chap

Offline Tomcat

Unless he had the skills of Bruce I was ok. He was a very polite chain smoking chap

Same issue in Manor Park couple of weeks ago, walked in some breeze block shack reaked fags, I smoke but Mr Lee must have one after the other.

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Unless he had the skills of Bruce I was ok. He was a very polite chain smoking chap

Always the same, short sleeved shirt, glasses, sports newspaper in Chinese, quite polite.

Offline Nickp

I've got a couple to  nut list in Barking, nothing I. Romford

Offline Haubret

I've got a couple to  nut list in Barking, nothing I. Romford

You have this one in Romford, I wrote this review last month.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=300775.0



Offline Nickp

Thanks, will check it out. Punting in this area is a bit dire, you'd think there would be more 'essex' birds about.

Offline MattyHolcombae

I’d guess they have a rotation there, as the ‘yumi’ I met was reasonably attractive, and her teeth seemed fine. Just luck of the draw

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Thanks, will check it out. Punting in this area is a bit dire, you'd think there would be more 'essex' birds about.


Essex birds are so far up themselves since all the Tv rubbish, not gone near one in years, turned one down the weekend after talking on the phone, and I am an Essex lad.
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