External Link/Members OnlySo I’d just given two loads of my jizz to Sweet Chantelle over the river (review here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=gtpijvrgl3ruu7fiirjhfvqatg&topic=302638.0 )and was doing my comedown shopping in Whitechapel’s finest Sainsbury's, when I was overcome with boredom.
The cure? A quick fuck, of course!!
Put the shopping in the car, tapped open UKP and stumbled upon Whitechapel’s Miranda. 15 minutes later and bang on one hour after leaving Chantelle's, I’m walking through Miranda’s front door. Smooth comms implicit.
Flat is her own, fairly discreet, comfortable and clean etc, 5 min walk from the tasty looking parma ham in the back of my wagon.
Well, in the nicest way possible, my first impression was that parma ham wasn’t the only pork product I was going to have that day. Jeez, she’s a big girl. Much much bigger than pictures banded around on here or AW. She’s older looking too but facially she didn’t make me squirm. Demeanour was a bit off-beat but friendly... so fuck it, I was only ever intending to stress test my Johnson for 15 minutes and I’d chalk it up as a new experience come what may. This would be my first 15min (£40) P&D and my first time ever sticking it in a big girl. I’m guessing size 16 with a couple of tummy rolls too many for my usual tastes.
My subjective DJ rating for the package: 4/10. Fans of chubby white girls would give higher, I’m sure.
For those tempted - imagine adding +8 years and +20kg to her third profile pic (reclined selfie) on AW. It is otherwise VERY misleading but is the same girl.
Paperwork over, I invite her to try and get me hard (thinking there’s a good chance she won’t be able to). But this girl likes to nip! After Chantelle’s delicate (but sublime) CIM, around 65 mins earlier, this was a stark contrast. I wouldn’t say better - just at the opposite end of the spectrum and in truth not as good. My Johnson new he was in a hole. It felt like a hole within a toothy war zone, and perhaps that’s what woke him..
Johnson awake, I ask for a condom and aim for a speedy transition to fucking. I was hoping to stay hard enough to stick it in but truth be told I’ve never fucked a girl I didn’t half like the look of until now... Still, first time for everything and maybe she’d have some skills.
Anyway, less than 3 min of missionary and then 3 mins of doggy, I felt like I was losing the battle. No chance was I ever going to invite her to get on top. So with Johnson softening, I ask her to get off and suck me some more from the edge of the bed (me standing). I whip off the rubber, take a breath and bravely attempt some light face fucking for a couple of minutes.
Remarkably (with my eyes closed), Jaws got me to attention again but the fear and sensation from being chewed on wasn’t going to finish me.
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Not one for giving up though (and surely being ca 12 mins in to my 15 and moving away from the 4th position I’ve put her in), I tell her I’m going to lie down on the bed and jerk off while I hold her head and she licks my member/opens wide.
2 mins later (and unsure whether CIM is permitted) the sap is rising from nowhere.. I tell her such - not knowing if she’s going to want it in her gob, over her face etc or not - and to her complete credit she adjusts position and determinedly takes my cock half way in her mouth and sucks out every last drop of my 3rd pop in 95 minutes.
I think she spits while I wipe myself up and start to get dressed. We attempt some small talk - she’s polite enough and so am I - but I didn’t intend on hanging around and soon headed back to my parma ham.
Well, I honestly went back and forth on how to grade this. Some of you might go neg (for being much bigger and a fair bit older than AW portrays). Some of you may give neutral (forgiving/if not liking the figure but not enjoying the toothiness) and yet some of you might say I’d be a complete scrooge unless I give her a positive. After-all, look what she willingly did in the space of 15 mins for me, with no more than 15 mins notice to prepare - all for the sum of £40!
So all things considered - recognising the shift she put in, the result (which impressed me on this day), the convenient location and the price - I feel she earned the positive. BUT my overall DJ rating is 5/10 and, no, I won’t repeat.
Topic: Miranda - Whitechapel - Caught a big’un (Read 3902 times)