Was on the bus the other day, and a gaggle of teenage girls got on and sat behind me, top deck, I thought count to ten, and they will start talking about boys,,, I was right, but the subject was the antics of one their mates, who like being sodomised by her boyfriend, when he dies said one, she will write on his tombstone, I miss you and so does my arse. Always interesting to eavesdrop on female chit chat.