I had parked near Milton Keynes Central and I had some time to spare, I decided to look for the nearest massage therapist to where I was and I found Lucky Thai Massage on gumtree. This happened after the first lockdown last year.
Websites:External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyLocationIn a block of flats close to Milton Keynes central. Ground floor flat and relatively easy to find.
LadyThe SP is a Thai lady. Late 30's or early 40's (I'm guessing). Beautiful body, bolt ons and trimmed pussy.
ArrangementPhone call to make the booking, followed by a couple of text to get the flat number. It was really a painless process.
ServiceI booked for 1 hr massage. On arrival, Lucky opened the door to the main flat and invited me to her flat.
The place is well kept and the room she took me too was impeccable and I though things were going well for me.
Before undressing, I confirmed the 1hr massage. She asked for the money upfront. So I handed over £40.
I then decided that I may as well ask for extras and she asked what I wanted. I said a B2B would be great. She mentioned it is available and would cost another £40. I decided it was a fair price for an attractive lady.
She left the room to stash the money. I stripped and lied face down on the bed. The atmosphere was amazing. Light music and low lighting and a king size bed which smelt fresh.
There was a long wait before she arrived and she climbed on the bed and proceeded to massage my back.
It was a very light and soft massage, it just did not do it for me. I like a medium massage...
Every now and then, there would be a disturbance. This would be either a phone call, phone buzzing due to text messages, the door bell going off or she would disappear in the middle of the massage for no apparent reason for long periods of time. It was very unprofessional and all that happened in the time I paid for the service.
The b2b did start at some stage and she was totally naked. Her idea of B2B was to have her boobs brushing lightly on my back only but I felt almost nothing. There was no other teasing and not even a CC swipe.
On turn over, she went straight to the happy ending but it felt rushed and was not great.
After the deed was done, I was wiped down and she proceeded with some feather like massages which again did nothing for me.
Once the time was over, I dressed and she escorted me to the door. She asked my name and apologised for the lack of continuity due to disturbances during the massage session.
ConclusionI was expecting a lot from this SP but I was mightily disappointed. I thought to myself never again with Lucky Thai. Don't get me wrong, she is a beautiful lady, at least I left that way. Her fake boobs looked good but I did try to feel them and they felt horrible in my hands and I was immediately put off
. The massage itself is of no use to anyone. B2B is a waste of £40.
