Mia_gfe - Polish, enfield (Confirmed B&S)

[LLPunting]

Another of the lauded Enfield crew.

Saw a couple of days back, sorry for not warning sooner, banished from my mind by other SPs since.

Comms only by text as receptionist seems unwilling to talk to anyone 
Appointment and services agreed easily and tersely enough but then it's only with the maid. 

Arrived and was kept waiting for 20mins both outside and in, flat shared with another girl who is much fitter looking despite lip fillers. 
Both girls speak excellent English so no in person comms issues. 
Mia wasn't trying to be attractive or seductive in any way, pretty ambivalent about having a sesh. Should have walked but reviews had me thinking I should try to warm her up.

She looks at least mid 30s, boobs and belly seem to have been through it with at least one kid. Spiky stubble down below, legs similar.   
The look of a tired mum who is suffering the unwelcome attentions of dad.  Not what we pay for outside of niche fetish circles. 

Waste of time and money even at the 70 for 30 rate.   Honestly couldn't do much worse with  60 quid Rom.

No real kissing (she forgot to rinse between clients), no touching of pussy, no touching her head during owo which was brief and uninspired. 
Sex was a one sided affair and it wasn't her making the effort, couldn't feel much so not the snuggest of fits. 

Sure I got shorted on time which she checked several times. 

All round avoid this one External Link/Members Only 
Looks like they're also running multiple vs ads including this one that matches number
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Poles are not doing well at this point. 

[Manutd007]

Hmm interesting, she was good last year when i reviewed her, but not that good that id return.

Glad i didt

Definitely this polish group is going down,its brexit mate!

[Kaluuu276]

Dodged a bullet was going to book her.

Thanks for the warning, Adriaana is part of this team.

[Steve2]

Another of the lauded Enfield crew.

Saw a couple of days back, sorry for not warning sooner, banished from my mind by other SPs since.

Comms only by text as receptionist seems unwilling to talk to anyone 
Appointment and services agreed easily and tersely enough but then it's only with the maid. 

Arrived and was kept waiting for 20mins both outside and in, flat shared with another girl who is much fitter looking despite lip fillers. 
Both girls speak excellent English so no in person comms issues. 
Mia wasn't trying to be attractive or seductive in any way, pretty ambivalent about having a sesh. Should have walked but reviews had me thinking I should try to warm her up.

She looks at least mid 30s, boobs and belly seem to have been through it with at least one kid. Spiky stubble down below, legs similar.   
The look of a tired mum who is suffering the unwelcome attentions of dad.  Not what we pay for outside of niche fetish circles. 

Waste of time and money even at the 70 for 30 rate.   Honestly couldn't do much worse with  60 quid Rom.

No real kissing (she forgot to rinse between clients), no touching of pussy, no touching her head during owo which was brief and uninspired. 
Sex was a one sided affair and it wasn't her making the effort, couldn't feel much so not the snuggest of fits. 

Sure I got shorted on time which she checked several times. 

All round avoid this one External Link/Members Only 
Looks like they're also running multiple vs ads including this one that matches number
External Link/Members Only
Poles are not doing well at this point. 

Should have trusted your instincts LL

[Fuzzyduck]

There's toftt and TOFTT, LLP. You're batting 5-5-10 for your last 20 reviews. I'm not sure I could cope with so much disappointment. Your efforts are to be applauded and let's hope some of the newer members take some inspiration from your willingness to share.

[LLPunting]

There's toftt and TOFTT, LLP. You're batting 5-5-10 for your last 20 reviews. I'm not sure I could cope with so much disappointment. Your efforts are to be applauded and let's hope some of the newer members take some inspiration from your willingness to share.

That's across 2 years with the long hiatus and my previous diversion to massage parlours.  I'm always looking for new talent because there are very few really reliable SPs who don't mess themselves up with drink, drugs, surgery or working too hard.  Much like finding a good friend or a keeper of a girlfriend the strike rate will be low and most likely not the hottest, "funnest" you've met.  I may have found one so far but repeats will bear that out.  So far not that impressed with what's left of the indie market, just hoping with lockdown easing and (some of) the established parlours re-opening, especially the non-Chinese ones, there will be some great, open-minded, "younger" girls (re-)surfacing.

[LLPunting]

Should have trusted your instincts LL

Yup, when the waiting around started I shoulda aborted to plan C.  Plan A was to see a different girl in South London but she had to cancel.  Original plan C turned out to be working in a new location not nearby so couldn't go possibly commiserate with her. Tried calling a few local unknowns from VS, hence finding the VS profile for Mia and other Polish in the area, including presumably the fit brunette who was sharing the flat.  Once I eliminated the Polish in the same flat I was left with a whole load of B&S "Brazillians" and "Koreans"/"Taiwan"/"Japanese" who all had poor comms and shirty attitudes on the phone.  No sign of the Ilona/Karolina/Alice profiles so perhaps they've moved on as may've been tempted to try any newbies they had or even repeat Alice, hoping (stupidly) for a more familiar welcome.  Headed out of area thinking Enfield's not for me.

[LLPunting]

Dodged a bullet was going to book her.

Thanks for the warning, Adriaana is part of this team.

Adriana may've been the brunette I saw, not even sure if there was more than 2 girls in the flat, certainly at least 2 bedrooms.  They were busy shuffling rooms because I heard at least one other bloke.  The lounge/kitchen is set up to receive too so that's the shit end of the stick option for those unwilling to wait for a bedroom to come free.  TBF the flat was nice and clean and well-appointed, the bed I got to use was a queen with a decent amount of padding for a firm ride, shame my money didn't buy me a good night's kip there because the SP didn't match that description.   

[LLPunting]

OK, re-read previous reviews and it is possible I was B&S'd.  Given the outdated photos previously posted I couldn't go on those and the sz 12-14 5'3" descriptions and current pics could be the one I met BUT Arrow0404's nugget "( tattoo of miny mouse on stomach )" doesn't match who I met so kudos to him if his was the "real" Mia.  That said I just searched AW for Enfield Poles upto 120 ph and found no matches to the one I met, so be warned that visiting "Mia_gfe" or "Adriana" from AW could well be a B&S.

Neg remains valid as now both a B&S and a shitty performance risk as a hazard visiting that group.

Advisory to punters:  Identifying details are key in this increasingly B&S prone market with no face pics, not only to avoid known bad SPs but also to identify SPs who may have taken over a former darling's profile or a former good'un going bad.  Even if you can't be arsed to note the SP's name, be sure to clock any unique details like tats (what and where), scars, birthmarks/moles and piercings and note them in your reviews.

The attached current profile matches the body type of the SP I met but may not be the "Mia" that other reviewers met. 
She didn't have the nails or the tan pictured and had smallish, pale barely noticeable areolae around smallish nipples that were c.1cm tall when erect, boobs were perhaps a little less full.

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[LLPunting]

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[arrow0404]

OK, re-read previous reviews and it is possible I was B&S'd.  Given the outdated photos previously posted I couldn't go on those and the sz 12-14 5'3" descriptions and current pics could be the one I met BUT Arrow0404's nugget "( tattoo of miny mouse on stomach )" doesn't match who I met so kudos to him if his was the "real" Mia.  That said I just searched AW for Enfield Poles upto 120 ph and found no matches to the one I met, so be warned that visiting "Mia_gfe" or "Adriana" from AW could well be a B&S.

Neg remains valid as now both a B&S and a shitty performance risk as a hazard visiting that group.

Advisory to punters:  Identifying details are key in this increasingly B&S prone market with no face pics, not only to avoid known bad SPs but also to identify SPs who may have taken over a former darling's profile or a former good'un going bad.  Even if you can't be arsed to note the SP's name, be sure to clock any unique details like tats (what and where), scars, birthmarks/moles and piercings and note them in your reviews.

The attached current profile matches the body type of the SP I met but may not be the "Mia" that other reviewers met. 
She didn't have the nails or the tan pictured and had smallish, pale barely noticeable areolae around smallish nipples that were c.1cm tall when erect, boobs were perhaps a little less full.

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I have seen Mia 4/5 times now and always got an excellent service from her (Full on DFk / wet and sloppy OWO) ... although LLP is correct B&S is possible as the second time I went I was met by https://www.ukpunting.com/299595 (I think)

I said I wanted Mia she said she was busy for another 30 mins. I decided to leave and come back to see Mia. - now every time I state it’s her I want to see her.

[arrow0404]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=27924 Working link for the B&S

[LLPunting]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=27924 Working link for the B&S

Nope, that's not her.

To be clear the put-upon mum I saw was all natural.

[smiths]

The Mia I punted with in the floors of whores in Sydney Road, Enfield was mid-20s so cant be the same WG the OP saw as he said at least mid-30s.

This pimp/s is notorious for practising bait and switch as I have posted on here many times, and I posted up in my Brothels In North London on the London regional board. Sadly what could of happened here is the real Mia wasn't available and bait and switch was used, or she was busy with another punter and the OP was palmed off with someone else. OR who I punted with wasn't actually Mia. Sparta Prada in his review mentions her as being about 25, that sounds like who I saw.

This brothel has from 1-6 WGs working out of it but never more than 4 at any time and most often only 2. They always rotate or do a couple of weeks maybe more then the profile gets parked and another WG takes their place. Mia and Adrianna seen to work together and then stop working at the same time, that's whats been occurring for a few months. Basically any Polish WG on A/W who comes out in EN1/2 postcode charging £70 half hour or £100 an hour could work in this brothel. On occasion there may be a WG who charges £120 an hour as well. This has happened with a few Poles who have got a number of good positive reviews on here, the pimp/s certainly reads UKP in my view as I have seen profiles changed sometimes quickly after criticism. After first punting with her in a Bounds Green Pole brothel the fab Polish Kora now gone as far as I know from last year moved to this brothel for a few weeks where I punted with her quite a bit. So there have been good WGs working out of it, but also bad and bait and switch, profile swapping which I believe this pimp/s uses to try to confuse punters, and us on UKP.

[LLPunting]

The Mia I punted with in the floors of whores in Sydney Road, Enfield was mid-20s so cant be the same WG the OP saw as he said at least mid-30s.

This pimp/s is notorious for practising bait and switch as I have posted on here many times, and I posted up in my Brothels In North London on the London regional board. Sadly what could of happened here is the real Mia wasn't available and bait and switch was used, or she was busy with another punter and the OP was palmed off with someone else. OR who I punted with wasn't actually Mia. Sparta Prada in his review mentions her as being about 25, that sounds like who I saw.

This brothel has from 1-6 WGs working out of it but never more than 4 at any time and most often only 2. They always rotate or do a couple of weeks maybe more then the profile gets parked and another WG takes their place. Mia and Adrianna seen to work together and then stop working at the same time, that's whats been occurring for a few months. Basically any Polish WG on A/W who comes out in EN1/2 postcode charging £70 half hour or £100 an hour could work in this brothel. On occasion there may be a WG who charges £120 an hour as well. This has happened with a few Poles who have got a number of good positive reviews on here, the pimp/s certainly reads UKP in my view as I have seen profiles changed sometimes quickly after criticism. After first punting with her in a Bounds Green Pole brothel the fab Polish Kora now gone as far as I know from last year moved to this brothel for a few weeks where I punted with her quite a bit. So there have been good WGs working out of it, but also bad and bait and switch, profile swapping which I believe this pimp/s uses to try to confuse punters, and us on UKP.

Thanks Smiths 
And with that synopsis of MO it's probably best to avoid anyone in that group until Sergei learns to advertise straight and honestly and focus on identifiable SPs who actually do a good job, then we'd all be acting in concert to put more money in their's and his pocket from regulars visiting rather than potentially troublesome strangers.  The maths is so fucking simple yet the dumbasses always think it's smart to be complicated.

[smiths]

IF Naughty Natt turns up in this pimp/s brothel in Tottenham, N15 again like she did for 3 weekends earlier this year I will book her like a shot, I punted with her 2 of those 3 weekends and she was great both times.

And at present Mature Rose who was in that same brothel in N15 for a long time is in 1 of the 2 Polish brothels run by this pimp/s in Bounds Green, N11, she offers similar dirty slut services like extreme arse rimming or did previously to me as Kandyfun who she is now quite near to. So I wouldn't rule out seeing her again for half hour at £70, I wouldn't pay £120 for an hour to see her. She is worse looking face and body wise than Kandy who is no looker face or body herself, Rose is so fat she had trouble moving around the bed. But her services make her a possible for me if I am wanting rimming in particular.

I also wouldn't rule out seeing Eva who also works in 1 of the Bounds Green brothels either sometimes, and if Kora was to return I would be their same day if I could. And I may see Veronica in Chancery Lane sometime who I have punted with before in a different place a long time ago.

[LLPunting]

IF Naughty Natt turns up in this pimp/s brothel in Tottenham, N15 again like she did for 3 weekends earlier this year I will book her like a shot, I punted with her 2 of those 3 weekends and she was great both times.

And at present Mature Rose who was in that same brothel in N15 for a long time is in 1 of the 2 Polish brothels run by this pimp/s in Bounds Green, N11, she offers similar dirty slut services like extreme arse rimming or did previously to me as Kandyfun who she is now quite near to. So I wouldn't rule out seeing her again for half hour at £70, I wouldn't pay £120 for an hour to see her. She is worse looking face and body wise than Kandy who is no looker face or body herself, Rose is so fat she had trouble moving around the bed. But her services make her a possible for me if I am wanting rimming in particular.

I also wouldn't rule out seeing Eva who also works in 1 of the Bounds Green brothels either sometimes, and if Kora was to return I would be their same day if I could. And I may see Veronica in Chancery Lane sometime who I have punted with before in a different place a long time ago.

Dude are you doing nightschool as an honest pimp? 
Do they dress you like Huggy Bear and teach you that swagger too?  Man, if they sort you out a fine hat, I'd sign up for that!

[smiths]

Dude are you doing nightschool as an honest pimp? 
Do they dress you like Huggy Bear and teach you that swagger too?  Man, if they sort you out a fine hat, I'd sign up for that!

You always revert back to being a snide, as I knew you would.  

[Bassman]

You always revert back to being a snide, as I knew you would.  

It did read a tad pimpish in honesty mate 

[MiaMia22]

That gentleman showed up half hr late, stayed with my friend instead as I was already busy. Apologise

[smiths]

It did read a tad pimpish in honesty mate 

As though I am not going to punt with Natt again if she appears in N15 or any other of this pimps brothels that are good for me to get to. This assumes it was her obviously. What he or anyone else does is their business, what I do is mine. The fact is for me the 2 best newbie WGs to me from 2020 Natt and Kora worked in this pimps brothels, Kora now gone being 1 of the best WGs I have punted with in the last 10 years, offered me a fantastic service time after time and for £100 an hour at the time.

[LLPunting]

You always revert back to being a snide, as I knew you would.  

If you re-read your "comment" without your own "I'm a hero" hat on (or as if a newb had posted it not you) then you'd probably be a bit more open to the "snide" remark.
If I'd written what you wrote and someone pointed out how it could be construed (in a clearly comical manner) I'd be inclined to agree I chose my phrasings badly. 
We both preach sanctimoniously but at least I'm inclined to wear my hat self-mockingly at times.

[smiths]

If you re-read your "comment" without your own "I'm a hero" hat on (or as if a newb had posted it not you) then you'd probably be a bit more open to the "snide" remark.
If I'd written what you wrote and someone pointed out how it could be construed (in a clearly comical manner) I'd be inclined to agree I chose my phrasings badly. 
We both preach sanctimoniously but at least I'm inclined to wear my hat self-mockingly at times.

As I said you always revert back to snide digs as I knew you would. You really are a slimeball.

[smiths]

That gentleman showed up half hr late, stayed with my friend instead as I was already busy. Apologise

What is your friends adultwork profile name? As to the rest that's for the OP to reply to if he chooses to.

[LLPunting]

That gentleman showed up half hr late, stayed with my friend instead as I was already busy. Apologise

Hello "Mia" thanks for confirming the B&S. 
You dissemble, I turned up within the agreed appointed time.  There was zero indication from your "receptionist" that she wasn't you despite my messages being addressed to "Mia" or that you were otherwise double-booked or over-running or extending your previous client.  All the time I was outside, inside and in a room with "Mia" was all within the time-window I had arranged with whomever agreed the appointment.  The only unexpected delay was being kept waiting whilst you were with another punter during the time it was agreed that I was meant to be with the "real" Mia.  Your friend answered "yes" when I asked if she was Mia.

So are you apologising for all the delay and deception by you and your colleagues that led to me apparently not meeting you?

[LLPunting]

As I said you always revert back to snide digs as I knew you would. You really are a slimeball.

There's nothing snide being said, I'm being pretty direct this time.  Deflect all you like.

[smiths]

There's nothing snide being said, I'm being pretty direct this time.  Deflect all you like.

 

[Wozel]

Well I have booked an appointment to bang her tomorrow so let’s see

[harryrambo]

Hi Wozel,

Please share your experience with her... I'm keen to see her too but this B&S is a dampener...
Hope you get the right Mia and have a good time... 

[Wozel]

Hi Wozel,

Please share your experience with her... I'm keen to see her too but this B&S is a dampener...
Hope you get the right Mia and have a good time... 

Cheers, will report back

[Boolaz]

Well I have booked an appointment to bang her tomorrow so let’s see

Good luck! Poor old miamia22 is gonna have to perform full on for every punter tomorrow to make sure she gets a good review. Nicely my played sir 

[Boolaz]

There's nothing snide being said, I'm being pretty direct this time.  Deflect all you like.

You guys may have your differences of opinions but, whilst I can only speak for myself I'm sure many share my opinion, your dedication to the cause is exemplary.

I know I'm kissing arse here but I'm secretly hoping for a good review of my rimming technique from Smiths.

[Wozel]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=302603.new#new
My review on Mia