External Link/Members OnlyHello UK punting. Why have I abandoned the PN ship after so many years and a shed load of reviews? Dunno. ‘Change is as good as a rest’ as they say. I do enjoy reading the comments and observations that are often attached to reviews, which you don’t get with PN. Keep it up!
What ‘vessel’ have I chosen to jump ship with? A mysterious pop-up Romanian knocking shop in darkest Tower Hamlets, perhaps? Or a rampant, newbie 19 year-old in Hither Green, with massive knockers and a oral fixation? No – I have jumped ship with ‘Michelle Independent’, who seems pretty well known out there in punterland. Anyway, I liked the look of Michelle’s boobs and feedback, I was in central London, I had a legitimate errand in Walthamstowe, so I called her up and decided to drive out. Which worked surprisingly well. Park in Tesco – she is a minute away from the exit.
Pros: super friendly, lovely boobs, snogs, sucks cock like a trooper. She seems like a good old-fashioned prostitute, who has lots of regulars, and is good at what she does. I gave her pretty mouth a good fucking, which was sexy.
Neutral: Tricky. Maybe my standards are unfeasibly high – in an ideal world I like my ladies to look 19. Yes. I am a dirty old man. I would guess michelle is 26.
Cons: a pretty ropey flat. Dreadful shower. One tiny pillow on the bed.
Half way through I made the mistake of responding to a text to my phone. Which was urgent and work related. So there I am, standing over her this lovely young thing, who at that point is stark naked, texting away like mad, desperate to get my cock back inside her. Fool. I cut my losses, came impressively over her boobs and legged it quickly back to work.
Next time I shall turn my phone off…