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Author Topic: For Gawd's sakes, pick up the phone!  (Read 2826 times)

Offline ladyofthemansion

I used to write something like this.

I take calls between 9am and 11am, 2pm till 3pm, 6pm till 7pm.

I see clients between 11am and 2pm, 3pm till 6pm and after 7pm.

Was a waste of time. The guys didn't bother to read it.

Offline softlad

I used to write something like this.

I take calls between 9am and 11am, 2pm till 3pm, 6pm till 7pm.

I see clients between 11am and 2pm, 3pm till 6pm and after 7pm.

Was a waste of time. The guys didn't bother to read it.

Sorry, what did you say ?  :yahoo:

Offline Wife4rent

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Wife4Rent, I wasn't having a go at you at all  :( , I was just explaining how I personally work in the context of the thread. It's up to you how you choose to work, of course it is. You seem a very upfront person, as am I.

No I did not think you were having a go, like you just showing different people work in different ways and to suit themselves, not somebody else. We are only there to please the client when he has paid and during the time he spends with a girl is important that he gets what he pays for, that goes for any business.

When I worked from a flat, the phone was always in another room which I would never go in when the punter was there, it was kept shut and therefore private. When I work from a hotel I do not use my phone till the client has left due to not wishing to give the room number out till the client is on his way.

he may try to call back at a later date.

From my experience most punters will call back at a later date, it is like a conquest to them, but also from experience a guy with a hard on and cash in his pocket is looking to get laid today, he will not usually wait a week for you as he know he will get a go sooner or later. Although, also from experience, when I used to answer the phone for different girls, punters would get upset if they missed a girl who only worked for a few days and then did not come back

Offline Matium

I used to write something like this.

I take calls between 9am and 11am, 2pm till 3pm, 6pm till 7pm.

I see clients between 11am and 2pm, 3pm till 6pm and after 7pm.

Was a waste of time. The guys didn't bother to read it.

Honestly, Lottie, a WG should know that if she wants a man to take notice of what she says, she must have a photo taken of a small, white marker board placed between her boobs and write in large black capital letters whatever it is she wants to say. As the men admire your boobs, their eyes must pass the marker board and thus the information sinks into their consciuosness.

Simples.

:D

Offline Louisa Leigh

I only work 2 days a week and only answer my work phone on those days. It is written on my website and on my voicemail but guys still insist on calling on ALL of the days I don't work, they don't leave voicemails or email me through my site which is my prefered method of contact and how I can respond when I am not able to answer the phone   :scare:

So whats a girl to do guys?  :diablo:
Banning reason: Touting + Bad attitude towards punters

Offline AnthG

I only work 2 days a week and only answer my work phone on those days. It is written on my website and on my voicemail but guys still insist on calling on ALL of the days I don't work, they don't leave voicemails or email me through my site which is my prefered method of contact and how I can respond when I am not able to answer the phone   :scare:

So whats a girl to do guys?  :diablo:
Nothing that is pretty much all you can do. Do you remove your phone number from AW on the days you do not work as I have saw girls that do this and it seemed like a good idea as it forces guys to email you.

Nothing that is pretty much all you can do. Do you remove your phone number from AW on the days you do not work as I have saw girls that do this and it seemed like a good idea as it forces guys to email you.

Don't forget that if she's in your hotlist you can save her phone number in the notes section.  Quite a handy tool really.  :)

Offline Louisa Leigh

Nothing that is pretty much all you can do. Do you remove your phone number from AW on the days you do not work as I have saw girls that do this and it seemed like a good idea as it forces guys to email you.

No I can't be doing with the messing around and besides I have a website that guys get my number off and its not my fault these silly guys don't or can't read  :dash:
Banning reason: Touting + Bad attitude towards punters

Offline Matium

Indies are, without doubt, the world's worst businesswomen, I've been trying to get hold of two girls! They don't answer their phones, they don't answer their voicemails and they don't answer their e-mails. How on Earth do they ever get any new Clients?

How hard can it possibly be to pick up the phone?

Online Jimmyredcab

Indies are, without doubt, the world's worst businesswomen, I've been trying to get hold of two girls! They don't answer their phones, they don't answer their voicemails and they don't answer their e-mails. How on Earth do they ever get any new Clients?

How hard can it possibly be to pick up the phone?

I have said it numerous times, if most prostitutes ever started a REAL business they would go broke within a month ---------------- the expression "Customer relations" is unknown to them.  :dash:

Offline Strawberry

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Do not tar everyone with the same brush, but I do hear complaints from other guys that some indies can be difficult to contact. I have actually been trying to reply to an email enquiry over the weekend, it just keeps bouncing back even when I tried a non-hotmail account. Hopefully he'll phone when he doesn't get a response. I've also not responded to the guy who left voicemail at around midnight Saturday, saying he required me to service a Stag right away. Apart from the obvious, he rang withheld and read out the number. Hmmm hardly likely to be trying that one!

Could I just ask the OP what time of day he is calling, since his posts have been after 9pm at night and before 10am in the morning. If this is around the time he is trying a lot of indies often don't have their phones on that late/early(some only operate between 11am and 6pm for example). Just an idea.

They could just be difficult to contact of course. If you can't get through why not try someone else?I thought there were plenty of girls around.

Wonder where my old Customer Relations certificate is!
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 09:46:41 AM by Strawberry »

Offline Matium

I always phone between "office hours" that's to say between 9 am and 5 pm.

Offline Wayang

I have said it numerous times, if most prostitutes ever started a REAL business they would go broke within a month ---------------- the expression "Customer relations" is unknown to them.  :dash:
Have a decent personal telephone answering message which indicates when to call back.
Start with regular hours - those that say from '11.00am....' mean after I have done the shopping, had my hair done....' really mean 'Call me about 1.00pm.'
Start with having a clean bedroom, and, if they must, a clean towel (I actually hate those towels even if clean) on the bed.  Hide the 99 pairs of shoes.....
Start with having a bathroom for visitors, not with half empty shampoo bottles, dirty basin and pubic hairs in the shower.
Dress the part - either what the client requests or what makes you happy.
Have a drink ready - you can afford a glass of wine if the client wants it on £150/hour.
Find out, if the client suggests it, what services he is expecting and bloody well provide them.

I think I will become a pimp and offer courses to potential WGs - it is not rocket science.

Online Jimmyredcab

Do not tar everyone with the same brush.

I am not my little Princess, you will see that I said -------  "if most prostitutes"

My point is this, suppose you owned a double glazing company and didn't bother to answer the phone you would soon fall by the wayside.

I do of course accept that a lot of punters are timewasters.  ;)

Online Jimmyredcab

One other thing that I find annoying, when girls on Adultwork can't be bothered to update the profile, I mean this sort of thing ---------

"I am available tonight Monday 7th" ----------- but it is now Friday 11th.    :dash: :dash:



How hard can it possibly be to pick up the phone?

This is a very good question. The immediate answer, in many cases, is 'quite hard'.

Some people like to use phones as a tactical device, more than a means of communication. Others don't think that far.

Add to this, the fact that most people simply don't leave messages and will either move on, or try and call back another time. Which means the whole system of leaving messages gets degraded for everyone. We've all left messages for people (and I'm not just talking about WGs here) where our calls are never returned, and I've got friends who seem quite proud of the fact they never listen to their messages. Me, I always leave a message, and if someone doesn't call back, then they don't call back and that's the end of it.

Offline AnthG

I only work 2 days a week and only answer my work phone on those days. It is written on my website and on my voicemail but guys still insist on calling on ALL of the days I don't work, they don't leave voicemails or email me through my site which is my prefered method of contact and how I can respond when I am not able to answer the phone   :scare:

So whats a girl to do guys?  :diablo:
Hi Louisa I just looked at your website after James said you had one in another post and its not clear that you only accept calls only two days per week.

I clicked two pages and scanned through the small pink text and did not see anywhere "only call on two days". however on opening up the page I see in massive text your phone number.

I can see what is going on, someone is going to the site thinking she is nice but its confusing on how do I book? There is the number in massive writing so she clearly says its ok to phone her any time. So they do.

The best thing to do would be to have the "only available on Monday and Tuesday" under the massive phone number.

For example this looks much nicer (I can remove this pic if you do not want it up here).

« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 09:49:14 PM by AnthG »

Offline Louisa Leigh

Hi Louisa I just looked at your website after James said you had one in another post and its not clear that you only accept calls only two days per week.

I clicked two pages and scanned through the small pink text and did not see anywhere "only call on two days". however on opening up the page I see in massive text your phone number.

I can see what is going on, someone is going to the site thinking she is nice but its confusing on how do I book? There is the number in massive writing so she clearly says its ok to phone her any time. So they do.

The best thing to do would be to have the "only available on Monday and Tuesday" under the massive phone number.

For example this looks much nicer (I can remove this pic if you do not want it up here).




May I refer you to the written text on my availability page and my upto date rota page  ;)
Banning reason: Touting + Bad attitude towards punters

Offline AnthG


May I refer you to the written text on my availability page and my upto date rota page  ;)
Just scanned through them and nowhere does it say only phone on the two days you work. And even if it does its not clear. Its obviously buried into the text somewhere if it does.

Think of the scanario. A guy is looking for an Escort, he looks at your gallery. He is turned on and thinks I have to have this girl now. When men are in this state they do not read very long series of pink text to see how to book especially when there is a massive phone number at the top.

Your availability page has 283 words of small pink text. I would honestly say a better amount is 30 words and use a larger font.

The reason why guys are phoning is it is very unclear. And I am being serious it is. If I were in Liverpool I would probably phone whenever too.

Also having an availability page and a Rota page is confusing. You should just have the one or change Rota to Availability and have the current Availability page called something like "booking me".

Seriously I am meaning this very constructively. The website is seriously very nice its just a tad confusing.

You have to remember your audience are turned on men, by nature we do not put our reading / rational though heads on during this stage.

TBH Anth I found it quite easily

Offline AnthG

TBH Anth I found it quite easily
Were you turned on though  :D

(I will look again for it now).

*Edit-2*

Found it now.

Quote
Feel free to call and check my availability for the coming days or week but please bare in mind I only answer my phone when I am actually working not late at night or on my days off!

Its too buried in. Guys aren't going to see it.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 10:09:18 PM by AnthG »

Offline Louisa Leigh

Just scanned through them and nowhere does it say only phone on the two days you work. And even if it does its not clear. Its obviously buried into the text somewhere if it does.

Think of the scanario. A guy is looking for an Escort, he looks at your gallery. He is turned on and thinks I have to have this girl now. When men are in this state they do not read very long series of pink text to see how to book especially when there is a massive phone number at the top.

Your availability page has 283 words of small pink text. I would honestly say a better amount is 30 words and use a larger font.

The reason why guys are phoning is it is very unclear. And I am being serious it is. If I were in Liverpool I would probably phone whenever too.

Also having an availability page and a Rota page is confusing. You should just have the one or change Rota to Availability and have the current Availability page called something like "booking me".

Seriously I am meaning this very constructively. The website is seriously very nice its just a tad confusing.

You have to remember your audience are turned on men, by nature we do not put our reading / rational though heads on during this stage.

I like and can take constructive critisim and its good getting a males point of view  ;)

Can u pm me your last post and when I do my admin at the weekend I shall have a play with your ideas  :kiss:
Banning reason: Touting + Bad attitude towards punters

Offline softlad

If I were in Liverpool I would probably phone whenever too.

Could it be they get their 'Giro's' on different days ?   :sarcastic:


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