Author Topic: Natalia - POLISH Sweet BLONDE - Seven Sisters N15  (Read 6559 times)


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Natalia has a couple of neutral reviews on UKP but my experience with her was a positive one, although others may see it as a neutral.

She was actually Plan B.  I was intending to see Blonde Sexy Mia, AW 5848702, who was in the same area a few streets away but our timings got mixed up and I was running late.

At £90 for one hour, Natalia was very good value.

She is based around 10 minutes walk from Seven Sisters station, on a quiet street which felt safe, discreet and functional.  She shares the flat with another WG.

I don't know if the AW photos are a true representation of the girl, she is around 5' 2", Size 10/12, Natural C's with a girl next door look.  When she stripped naked, she looked a lot better.

Comms were good, she handles them herself and she is nice to talk too.  Started off with OWO which was a little bit toothy in the beginning but then without direction it got a lot better and I had to stop her before I finished.  We moved onto RO, she was clean and fresh.  Sex in mish, cowgirl and doggy.  She really gets into it and is a decent fuck.  No DFK on offer but lip kissing were available.

Overall it wasn't a mind blowing experience, not a full GFE but not a P&D either.

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Fk is at discretion. She told me that I could kiss her and then kept her lips closed.

If it wasn't for those bits of poor expectation setting, I might have moved the dial on her review to a positive.

She isn't great looking. I have had proper snogging with enthusiasm from far better looking girls.  :unknown:

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Thanks for the update  :drinks:

If she is larger than the photos then she's in similar larger shape as BSM who you were going to see, depending on how much bigger than the pics she is, she may still be slimmer or bigger than BSM.

Seems she's dropped her prices which is very tempting but if she's reluctant with the kissing then I probably won't bother trying her and will stick to BSM.  Be honest, did you have fresh breath and your good teeth in?  (Will assume you had the KT2000 outfit of shellsuit and Kouros dialed up to 20).

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BEDHEAD.  If FK wasn't listed "at discretion" then I might have dialled my review to neutral, but I wasn't expecting it and the other services were very good.  I do enjoy snogging but its not a service I ever confirm is available in advance.

LL.  I would say she is much closer in shape to Blond Sexy Mia (BSM) rather than her own profile pics and if you are expecting FK or DFK, you will probably be disappointed.  My oral hygeine is good, non-smoker and I have all my own teeth.  Maybe with a return visit she may be more comfortable but I get the impression she is of the Julia Roberts school of thought - "I do everything but no kissing on the mouth."

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BEDHEAD.  If FK wasn't listed "at discretion" then I might have dialled my review to neutral, but I wasn't expecting it and the other services were very good.  I do enjoy snogging but its not a service I ever confirm is available in advance.

LL.  I would say she is much closer in shape to Blond Sexy Mia (BSM) rather than her own profile pics and if you are expecting FK or DFK, you will probably be disappointed.  My oral hygeine is good, non-smoker and I have all my own teeth.  Maybe with a return visit she may be more comfortable but I get the impression she is of the Julia Roberts school of thought - "I do everything but no kissing on the mouth."

Cheers CG, do you mean she's closer to BSM's pics or actual BSM?
BTW Julia kissed lots, fucked on a piano and spent the week for no cash so Natalia could be worth a shot.   :wacko:
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BEDHEAD.  If FK wasn't listed "at discretion" then I might have dialled my review to neutral, but I wasn't expecting it and the other services were very good.  I do enjoy snogging but its not a service I ever confirm is available in advance.

LL.  I would say she is much closer in shape to Blond Sexy Mia (BSM) rather than her own profile pics and if you are expecting FK or DFK, you will probably be disappointed.  My oral hygeine is good, non-smoker and I have all my own teeth.  Maybe with a return visit she may be more comfortable but I get the impression she is of the Julia Roberts school of thought - "I do everything but no kissing on the mouth."

I felt like she lied to me in the room. It was definitely confirmed by text in advance, which induced me to travel to Tottenham. I would not have done so if the text wasn't clear.

In my view she's no head turner and can't use the implicit "I'm a stunner, so I don't need to kiss" line. No way I would return.

I'm recalling from my review that she could not take a tongue lashing in 69 either.

Sorry for pouring cold water. The main thing is that you had a fun time and got your money's worth.

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I felt like she lied to me in the room. It was definitely confirmed by text in advance, which induced me to travel to Tottenham. I would not have done so if the text wasn't clear.

In my view she's no head turner and can't use the implicit "I'm a stunner, so I don't need to kiss" line. No way I would return.

I'm recalling from my review that she could not take a tongue lashing in 69 either.

Sorry for pouring cold water. The main thing is that you had a fun time and got your money's worth.

When he's knobbed 192 more SPs he may have enough tongue game to overwork her too!

Offline bedhedred

That 200 review stat is drastic under count.  :drinks:

Offline crunchy_guy

LL. My review count doesn't reflect how many WG's i've knobbed but in keeping with UKP rules, most of those meets took place well before I joined and nearly all of those have since retired.  My tongue game does need work - i've lost my magic touch haha.  I only got one of my last five punts to orgasm in RO  :dash:

Being lied to is a different story Bedheadred, that sucks.  Absolutely no need to apologise.  All intel is useful and different perspectives help paint a more accurate picture of a WG.  I agree she is no head turner, just a regular polish GND

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That 200 review stat is drastic under count.  :drinks:

We're always talking review figs not bedposts scratchings, the latter may have happened but you haven't cared to share.  ;)

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LL. My review count doesn't reflect how many WG's i've knobbed but in keeping with UKP rules, most of those meets took place well before I joined and nearly all of those have since retired.  My tongue game does need work - i've lost my magic touch haha.  I only got one of my last five punts to orgasm in RO  :dash:

Being lied to is a different story Bedheadred, that sucks.  Absolutely no need to apologise.  All intel is useful and different perspectives help paint a more accurate picture of a WG.  I agree she is no head turner, just a regular polish GND

Some girls fake badly, some don't feel a thing, some fake very well and not everyone gets wet.  Who's to know how many girls we really brought la petite mort to.   :unknown:   :dash:

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Some girls fake badly, some don't feel a thing, some fake very well and not everyone gets wet.  Who's to know how many girls we really brought la petite mort to.   :unknown:   :dash:

When they clench, cramp up uncontrollably or start shaking and you can taste the juices, its a good sign, in RO anyway.  Its not the focus of my punts but I enjoy both giving and the receiving pleasure - perhaps subconciously to balance out the guilt I sometimes feel from punting.

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I see Natalia's profile has been updated with new pics and she is now working in or around Stratford area.

Offline bedhedred

Much closer to my east London stomping ground. Pity it's not an exciting development for me.

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Offline Tomcat

Much closer to my east London stomping ground. Pity it's not an exciting development for me.

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