Bellbie blow and go - incall Ryde, Isle of Wight

[Sweettunes]

It’s been a while since I did a review time to contribute again..

One where do I start... I think the punting gods wanted to punish me for my months of inactivity.. and I was truly fisted by them on this one...

Ok late night punt comms by email really hit and miss but arranged a time in the end...

Directions were awful.. for an English girl she had no real clue of where she lived.

Ok I arrive and my first impressions are walk but because it was only a blow and go I thought fuck It. She must be good at something as it wasn’t applying make up and getting dressed up. As she looked like a clown with a freaky I will stab you grimace .. she must have atleast one desernable skill.. wishful thinking... she was clean though but kept stopping mid sentence and listening out to her dog which was strange... even though it was in the other room and calling it her baby....
The house resembled frank Gallagher’s from shameless the bedroom had no carpets and had clothes everywhere.but the bed looked clean so handed over paperwork and cracked on.now the blowie was the worst I have ever had she kept trying to deep throat and nearly puking on it there was zero technique and I got her to get her tits out and they are the cheapest Bolton’s I’ve ever had the pleasure to handle just 2 bowling balls with visable scarring to the sides.after 10 minutes of a lackluster bj with her giggling and choking on my sausage. With no rhyme  Her phone went and she stopped answered it and told me my time was up...

At this point I was like that was terrible you failed love I’m still sitting here wit full nuts and your £50 richer.... she then said you won’t be coming back again for more.... that’s when I piped up and said more of what...... terrible but you live and learn and even a stale cracker is a worthy meal for a starving man....

So here the stats

Looks 2/10
Location 1/10
Service 2/10
Comunication 2/10

Value  for money zero would I return no I’d rather jab my flaccid cock in to a meat grinder...

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[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Sweettunes]

Sorry like I said I’m out of practice

[Goldfinch]

Sorry like I said I’m out of practice

[macman26]

Thanks mate for the review - i did not contact her too and she will do BB full for the right £'s ..... and something just not seem right with her rude on the email and then she started talking about her extras for a £100's "can do what you like but got to go afterwards as pater next door"  WTF??


 

[Sweettunes]

Thank you for the heads up on the extras but if she can barely suck a cock I bet she fail badly trying to achieve anything else and your correct she is pretty rude with comms

[macman26]

Thank you for the heads up on the extras but if she can barely suck a cock I bet she fail badly trying to achieve anything else and your correct she is pretty rude with comms

guess she could be off her head!   I really hoping in the months to come range of WG will get significantly better, In terms of hard pressed out of work people.

[Sweettunes]

Agreed we need some cash strapped milfs to turn to the oldest worldly profession 

[Fuzzyduck]

What a shitshow. Thanks for sharing. It can only get better...

[sam302005]

Have had comms with her but seemed scatty,  told be where to meet her in ryde but when I turned up to her place with blue door there was no answer ... maybe I got away with that one lightly then ...

[Fuzzyduck]

Have had comms with her but seemed scatty,  told be where to meet her in ryde but when I turned up to her place with blue door there was no answer ... maybe I got away with that one lightly then ...

Lucky escape by the sounds of it. If you stick your experience into a review, more punters will see she has multiple negs and give her the big swerve.

[Sweettunes]

Sam why did you even bother... look at my reviews, I Just tell it how it is.... and this ting is just a complete mess... I was silly enough to give her £50 for the worst oral I’ve ever experienced and at no tine did she even try to make me empty my nuts....as she kept stopping and talking nonsense  and the tits not only resembled bowling balls but they were rock hard....  with a gut underneath that jabba the hut would of been proud of...

Honestly this was my first ever blow and go I normally go for full service so lesson learnt

 

[macman26]

The Island is total wasteland, &   of WG's I just can't understand why??  Have you thought about email some WG from the mainland and see if they would tour? i have in the past and my thinking is if a coordinated plan a few of them might start to think it will be worth their while coming over 

[Sweettunes]

I did  before the whole covid thing...I’m still hoping that the after economic effects of covid will bring the bored sexy milfs in to the game.... wishful thinking ....  your right the Isle of Wight AW page is a fucking disgrace.... just filled with pg scammers and deposit scammers...  and monsters I wouldn’t even piss  on if they were on fire in the street 

[macman26]

I did  before the whole covid thing...I’m still hoping that the after economic effects of covid will bring the bored sexy milfs in to the game.... wishful thinking ....  your right the Isle of Wight AW page is a fucking disgrace.... just filled with pg scammers and deposit scammers...  and monsters I wouldn’t even piss  on if they were on fire in the street 

Think this time next week time to go shopping for some new cloths in Portsmouth/Southsea or Southampton,  ..... quick look over AW quite a lot seem to be working now and look decent/good reviews etc in milf way 

[Sweettunes]

Good idea mate