Just imagine going to test drive a new car, and you find out they are advertised like AW profiles
Sorry sir, I know the advert says 0 -60 in 5 seconds, but its nearer 20 seconds
you wanted Automatic? no chance
That gear lever does say reverse, but this car can't actually get into reverse
new car? well its actually 10 years older, but it photographs well
cheap running costs? well yes as you will never ever drive it again
Come on guys there must be loads more