I'm sorry HP, the most disgusting thing you do is shagging girls like this. That is horrid....
I hope that you will become accustomed to having an open mind and permitting gents to like a variety of ladies and a variety of habits with tolerance. I shall not be critical of your tastes (other than joking) should they be different from mine. That is one of the strengths of this board - it is an open forum.
Criticise inaccuracy by all means but not my taste in women.
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I love having uncooked spaghetti shoved down my hogs eye. Most girls aren't up for it though especially as I like them to eat it after it's softened up
I shall not shove spaghetti up my arse or anyone else's but I shall support their right to do it without criticism other than to point out that there may be starving people who would consider it a waste of food. Oh and with or without Pesto?