Alana +Armour Ripponden

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

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The meet was a while back when she was working in ripponden .
Told to park on same side of rural road as house on outskirts of ripponden .
When the door opened the normal hide behind happened , nice place well kept
when i turned around to get the first site of Alana i was let down to say the least !
As many have already said she is bigger than the photos on her profile and i can agree with that.
Up the stairs into a bedroom with an ensuite , asked for a shower , this was the first let down .
Use my towel its in there she says , wet towel used by who / how many ? No thanks .
Asked her for another one .
Suppose this set the tone ,
£150 for the hour handed over , off with the towel the some decent owo with Alana on her knees .
She then got on the bed where i fingered and licked her pussy till she came rather quickly , and
“Squirted “ no friends that was deffo yellow piss !
If it looks like piss , smells like piss , its piss .
She then took of her bra to reveal decent size tits unfortunately head fast south ,
False tan under them had rubbed off not a pretty site Tbh.
She then bent over and demanded i fuck her ass , might as well get my moneys worth ,
Rubbered up and ploughed in cum in bag , bit of chat .
With her being very open and honest about her family and private life .
Which tbh i didnt want to know about , made my excuses and left 45min in .
Would i return ? No !

[Fac51]

Cheers for the review fella

It seems she maybe needs a break from the game with her recent reviews on here ....

Thing is - I still want see her when I've had my 2nd vaccine (which is later this month thank fuck) 

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

Yes she may well need a break ,
It does seem like something wasnt quite right ,
Seemed i nice enough lass , but on the verge of
Some kind of breakdown ??
For £150 ph theres a lot more to try out ,
The size and sag was an issue for me also ,
Everyone to there own i suppose .

[The0neAnd0nly]

Cheers for reviewing fella, I've wanted to see this one for a long time but seems like everything that could go wrong is with this one now 

Reads clearly like a Neg but posted as Neutral? I'm not asking you to change it as reviewers rights and all that just wondering what made it a Neutral?

[stevedave]

Never met her, been tempted but never gotten around to it.

Sounds a bit like she's suffering from burnout  I guess years of getting ploughed in every orifice by hundreds, if not thousands, of guys will takes it's toll eventually.

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

Cheers for reviewing fella, I've wanted to see this one for a long time but seems like everything that could go wrong is with this one now 

Reads clearly like a Neg but posted as Neutral? I'm not asking you to change it as reviewers rights and all that just wondering what made it a Neutral?

Understand your reasoning for this being a Neg ,
However considering the facts of the meet she was willing enough
to carry out her offered services , hence the neutral,
As S/D pointed out she is probably on the point of burn out .

[The0neAnd0nly]

Understand your reasoning for this being a Neg ,
However considering the facts of the meet she was willing enough
to carry out her offered services , hence the neutral,
As S/D pointed out she is probably on the point of burn out .

Fair enough thanks for the explanation! 👍

[Elfinboy13]

Oh now seeing her face pictures I realise she did a short stint at playmates in 2017 or 2018 and She’s a biggish girl and a bit rough scruffy looking. Did anal included as well which is probably her unique selling point because I’ve never after had it included

[threechilliman]

Oh now seeing her face pictures I realise she did a short stint at playmates in 2017 or 2018 and She’s a biggish girl and a bit rough scruffy looking. Did anal included as well which is probably her unique selling point because I’ve never after had it included

I wonder if that was when she had to move house in a hurry??

[Fitzinwell]

I honestly have no idea who people are looking at when they say she's put on weight in comparison to her photos its absolutely ridiculous. I'm no fan boy let's put that out there straight away...but she is by no means larger than her photos. Its baffling. I saw her last week and her service was as good as the last time, sure, if you don't fancy her u don't fancy her that's fair enough. 8/10 times escorts won't fancy us lot either 

Tone of voice, body language and decent convosation is a 2 way thing also 

[muffin]

Saw her years ago. Is she still dripping in fake tan?

[mrfishyfoo]

I honestly have no idea who people are looking at when they say she's put on weight in comparison to her photos its absolutely ridiculous. I'm no fan boy let's put that out there straight away...but she is by no means larger than her photos. Its baffling. I saw her last week and her service was as good as the last time, sure, if you don't fancy her u don't fancy her that's fair enough. 8/10 times escorts won't fancy us lot either 

Tone of voice, body language and decent convosation is a 2 way thing also 

You've been here long enough to know better MrF. 

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

Saw her years ago. Is she still dripping in fake tan?

Sorry for the late reply , yes mate caked in the stuff

[muffin]

 

[Crazyoldhaag]

Well, well, well.
It took 3 Neutrals to get Alana to finally address the complaints about her photos being out of date. Clearly lost a few pounds since I saw her.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Well, well, well.
It took 3 Neutrals to get Alana to finally address the complaints about her photos being out of date. Clearly lost a few pounds since I saw her.

The "Please Read" tab on her profile seems to be a massive retort to all her recent reviews on here.... who's upset her 

[Crazyoldhaag]

The "Please Read" tab on her profile seems to be a massive retort to all her recent reviews on here.... who's upset her 

I don't think this tab is necessary. Up to date photos very welcome, a bit of an updated description of herself is also helpful, but a full on rant is not what a potential client wants to see on AW profile

[The0neAnd0nly]

I don't think this tab is necessary. Up to date photos very welcome, a bit of an updated description of herself is also helpful, but a full on rant is not what a potential client wants to see on AW profile

Completely agree buddy - think it fits in with what people have said about her recent mental state and jaded nature.

She looks half decent in the new pics but get the overall feeling her looks are in decline and shes struggling to cope with this.

[stevedave]

In her defence (and I've never met her, probably never will), her rebuttal is quite well written and eloquent. I do take issue where she says there is no right to reply though... WG's are allowed on here, some have been members for many years and as long as they aren't abusive, are able to refute claims made on their reviews.

I also suggest that Alana has had a lot of traffic and business from UKP over the years as a result of all her (many glowing) positive reviews. I guess you just have to take the rough with the smooth 

[Crazyoldhaag]

Completely agree buddy - think it fits in with what people have said about her recent mental state and jaded nature.

She looks half decent in the new pics but get the overall feeling her looks are in decline and shes struggling to cope with this.

To be fair she looks really good in those pics. I'd be tempted to see her again if she could keep that kind of shape.

From reading that rant, I get the feeling that she's more frustrated with inability to rebut any negative comments.
 Girls are always asking for trouble having 5-6 year old photos on their profiles. Just keep it honest, whoever decides to go and see them, will do so after making an informed decision, rather than get baited with old photos. Natalia is a perfect example of this.

[Crazyoldhaag]

In her defence (and I've never met her, probably never will), her rebuttal is quite well written and eloquent. I do take issue where she says there is no right to reply though... WG's are allowed on here, some have been members for many years and as long as they aren't abusive, are able to refute claims made on their reviews.

I also suggest that Alana has had a lot of traffic and business from UKP over the years as a result of all her (many glowing) positive reviews. I guess you just have to take the rough with the smooth 

+1

[Adoniron]

Reading the recent reviews suggests she is a girl I should have seen 3-4 years ago but probably shouldn't bother now.

[Blackpool Rock]

In her defence (and I've never met her, probably never will), her rebuttal is quite well written and eloquent. I do take issue where she says there is no right to reply though... WG's are allowed on here, some have been members for many years and as long as they aren't abusive, are able to refute claims made on their reviews.

I also suggest that Alana has had a lot of traffic and business from UKP over the years as a result of all her (many glowing) positive reviews. I guess you just have to take the rough with the smooth 

Just happened across this review so read it.

I saw her in a previous location probably 4-5 years ago but was underwhelmed, never did a review at the time as i was considering going back for a 2nd punt or possibly part of a GB as given all her glowing reviews surely I must have just got unlucky 

Anyway the comments about "Burn out" make sense and that's how I would best describe my punt from back then so I wouldn't say it's a new thing.
Probably a lot of other punters who had a Meh punt but didn't review it given all the glowing positives as some don't want to swim against the tide etc.
Thing is once a forum darling get a non glowing review then they often get a sudden rush of others coming forward who are also emboldened to tell their tale.

Clearly she floats the boat for a lot of well respected punters however she also needs to accept that she isn't everyone's cup of tea, that's life so she needs to live with it and not take every piece of criticism so badly

As for the right of reply she was previously a member on here but got herself banned after going into a melt down and insulting punters, as I recall it became known as "Carpet Gate" 

Presumably she has either rejoined and keeping quiet or a fan boy has told her what's been posted

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

To be fair she looks really good in those pics. I'd be tempted to see her again if she could keep that kind of shape.

From reading that rant, I get the feeling that she's more frustrated with inability to rebut any negative comments.
 Girls are always asking for trouble having 5-6 year old photos on their profiles. Just keep it honest, whoever decides to go and see them, will do so after making an informed decision, rather than get baited with old photos. Natalia is a perfect example of this.

Your right mr coh , if the current pictures are a likeness to her current shape ect she has lost some timber , maybe slimmer of the year as i only saw here a few months ago ,
Agree with your comment in natalia as well , though she has now updated her profile to size 16 ,
With the tolerances applied by wg to age , size , ect that somewhere near !
Be interesting to see if anyone who sees alana soon posts an accurate review ?

[Mikeh38]

Saw her years ago in Manchester, didn't find her attractive at all, a footballers wife type, she is known for drinking vodka before appointments.

[Aji81]

That tab is odd. Not sure it helps her however well written it is. Below comments are reported from a negative review of her posted Nov last year. Bit rich to talk about respect if this is the way you communicate with clients.

‘"Do you think I enjoy doing this job?"
"Why is it most guys who hire escorts are never clean?"
"Are you a good guy? I bet you're not - I bet you've got a wife and kids at home"
"Do guys see escorts as people?"
"Or do you just come here to do things your wife won't do but don't see us as humans?" 

I was left speechless at this. She then started going off on a rant about Asian guys’

[Nickfr]

    Bit rich to talk about respect if this is the way you communicate with clients.

‘"Do you think I enjoy doing this job?"
"Why is it most guys who hire escorts are never clean?"
"Are you a good guy? I bet you're not - I bet you've got a wife and kids at home"
"Do guys see escorts as people?"
"Or do you just come here to do things your wife won't do but don't see us as humans?" 

I was left speechless at this. She then started going off on a rant about Asian guys’

Never spotted this section of this old Alana thread before.

This has a very racist tone.

In relation to this I am getting sick to death of being knocked back for bookings because of reasons of race. It is getting more and more common I reckon as unregulated indie SPs appear to now dominate the escorting world and professional agencies who cannot discriminate continue to struggle.

I am going to check the Y&H region discussions and if I can't find anything related I am going to start a thread to out racist SPs who will not see Asians by naming and shaming them and call on all punters to give them the cold shoulder until they change their acceptable client criteria and remove all reference to race and skin colour on their booking pages.

[adamza]

Never spotted this section of this old Alana thread before.

This has a very racist tone.

In relation to this I am getting sick to death of being knocked back for bookings because of reasons of race. It is getting more and more common I reckon as unregulated indie SPs appear to now dominate the escorting world and professional agencies who cannot discriminate continue to struggle.

I am going to check the Y&H region discussions and if I can't find anything related I am going to start a thread to out racist SPs who will not see Asians by naming and shaming them and call on all punters to give them the cold shoulder until they change their acceptable client criteria and remove all reference to race and skin colour on their booking pages.

To be completely honest I don't think that would get much traction and isn't worth bothering (btw I'm also Asian - and the review mentioned above was mine).

WGs have the right to see whoever they want and blacklist whoever they want...punting isn't something that falls under the Equality Act 

It something that has irked me in the past as ethnic minorities are more commonly treated as a homogenous group - a WG is unlikely to say "no white guys" due to having a negative experience with one white punter, but would be more likely to bar black or Asian clients due to a bad encounter.

However, I've come to accept that it would be a bit hypocritical of me to take it personally as I make similar judgements - I wouldn't see a Romanian or Brazilian girl, for example (unless there were numerous positive reviews) as I assume there's a high chance that they will be a bait&switch/pimped out/shit service....and I reckon the majority of punters will have similar reservations regarding certain groups.

The best thing to do is chuck them in the bin and move on to the next girl on your HL 

[Nickfr]

Thanks for the feedback Adamza.
All good points well made.
My red mist has lifted and I will continue to just suck it up.
I usually ignore the no Asians and try anyway if I otherwise really like the profile.  When 90% of them see I am Indian when I arrive but am well spoken and well turned out they go ahead anyway but it still leaves some awkwardness during the meet.

Many indie SPs see themselves as business women and get all hoity-toity when we don't see them has having proper jobs and consider them true career professionals. But then when it suits they discriminate and flaut normal trading laws when the agencies can not. So two faced.

Thread returned to the subject of Alana.

[Aji81]

Thanks for the feedback Adamza.
All good points well made.
My red mist has lifted and I will continue to just suck it up.
I usually ignore the no Asians and try anyway if I otherwise really like the profile.  When 90% of them see I am Indian when I arrive but am well spoken and well turned out they go ahead anyway but it still leaves some awkwardness during the meet.

Many indie SPs see themselves as business women and get all hoity-toity when we don't see them has having proper jobs and consider them true career professionals. But then when it suits they discriminate and flaut normal trading laws when the agencies can not. So two faced.

Thread returned to the subject of Alana.

Sorry to take it off the subject again, but the above highlighted seems like a really bad idea. I understand your frustration that some WGs have with that policy, but turning up in wilful disregard for that request can’t be a recipe for a good punt and I’m not surprised there’s some awkwardness. It might be viewed as quite intimidating to turn up like that.

[adamza]

I would concur with the above...not convinced that turning up anyway is a great idea. I don't think I could enjoy the punt  if it then went ahead tbh 

Although I usually bin them off if they say "no asian", there was one WG that I really fancied so I gave her a call and she agreed to see me - I don't speak with a "typical asian/bradford boy accent" so that probably allayed her concerns that I might be a chavvy drug dealer.

So if you think hearing your voice might help, then possibly give them a call? I think that would be much better received than turning up at the door, and probably lead to better quality punts. And if they don't want to see you then no harm done.

...but that's just my two pence worth 

[Kool Keef]

Sorry to take it off the subject again, but the above highlighted seems like a really bad idea. I understand your frustration that some WGs have with that policy, but turning up in wilful disregard for that request can’t be a recipe for a good punt and I’m not surprised there’s some awkwardness. It might be viewed as quite intimidating to turn up like that.

+1
Could very easily turn ugly quite quickly as well if she gets her phone out & starts calling people because she feels intimadated.
A bad idea imo.

[Nickfr]

Thanks again to all of the above on the subject of race.
Food for thought all of this.
For the most part I do turn off as soon as I read no Asians. If I do go further with trying to book a lady that really is my type I have never lied about my ethnicity by text or phone. If they never ask and I never offer up the info a meeting is usually agreed and goes ahead as if nothing has happened.  Only 10% of the time have I turned up and been asked if I would rather we did not proceed due to personal choice and am reminded to read the booking info properly next time. Never been a problem other than our wasted time and I never get the huff on or try to lay a guilt trip on them as I am not the manipulative type and don't want to add to their predudice so compounding the problem for others.
But yes, sobering to think that some could be intimidated so best to stop.
They are still discriminating against people based on race though. Just as intimidating for people from minorities and illegal in all walks of life I thought these days. Denying a service based on hygiene issues or bad manners fine as I have control over that but I cannot help where my family hails from.

[adamza]

Thanks again to all of the above on the subject of race.
Food for thought all of this.
For the most part I do turn off as soon as I read no Asians. If I do go further with trying to book a lady that really is my type I have never lied about my ethnicity by text or phone. If they never ask and I never offer up the info a meeting is usually agreed and goes ahead as if nothing has happened.  Only 10% of the time have I turned up and been asked if I would rather we did not proceed due to personal choice and am reminded to read the booking info properly next time. Never been a problem other than our wasted time and I never get the huff on or try to lay a guilt trip on them as I am not the manipulative type and don't want to add to their predudice so compounding the problem for others.
But yes, sobering to think that some could be intimidated so best to stop.
They are still discriminating against people based on race though. Just as intimidating for people from minorities and illegal in all walks of life I thought these days. Denying a service based on hygiene issues or bad manners fine as I have control over that but I cannot help where my family hails from.

It is shit. And it isn't something that I would tolerate in any other aspect of my life. But punting isn't for the faint hearted and we have to take it on the chin sometimes. Most punters will fall foul of some WGs requirements...be it due to age limits (Upper or lower), ethnicity etc etc

I had a girl tell me not long ago that she only does rimming on Asian and Black clients, but not white men due to hygiene...so it isn't just ethnic minorities who suffer in the punting world  it is what it is...we just have to take our hard earned cash elsewhere 

[Nickfr]

You a right of course Adamza.
A thick skin and sparkling clean botty needed for sure in this game.
Good discussion.
Guess we do need to return the thread to Alana now.
I do think that she has done a good job with her new Please Read tab on AW. Its content gives food for thought too about how punters/SPs should treat each other.

[mrfishyfoo]

You a right of course Adamza.
A thick skin and sparkling clean botty needed for sure in this game.
Good discussion.
Guess we do need to return the thread to Alana now.
I do think that she has done a good job with her new Please Read tab on AW. Its content gives food for thought too about how punters/SPs should treat each other.

It's a fucking pisstake IMHO.

Not difficult really.

Punter turns up clean and is polite.

Punters pays, podges and pisses off.

All the pro$$ie has to do is deliver the agreed service with enthusiasm.

END OF !!!

Too many pro$$ies, this one included, get away with delivering a shite service.

YMMV of course BUT FFS at £2.50 per minute getting what has been agree and paid for ain't asking for that much is it ?? 

[adamza]

It's a fucking pisstake IMHO.

Not difficult really.

Punter turns up clean and is polite.

Punters pays, podges and pisses off.

All the pro$$ie has to do is deliver the agreed service with enthusiasm.

END OF !!!

Too many pro$$ies, this one included, get away with delivering a shite service.

YMMV of course BUT FFS at £2.50 per minute getting what has been agree and paid for ain't asking for that much is it ?? 

I would agree with MrFF.

Her post on her tab flatters to deceive...it's relatively eloquent (as far as content on AW profiles goes ) but it's a load of shite. She needs to practise what she preaches. And as others have already pointed out, SPs are able to post on this forum as long as they adhere to the rules, which she clearly didn't.

I do find it hilarious that she claims she's unable to defend herself though...why does she need to when she has an army of fan boys who can do it for her 

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

Just logged in for first time in a while , Jesus this thread has gone off Piste !
Mr FF is 100 % correct , basically  book , agree services with sp that looks like and
delivers services on her profile ,meet ,pay, fuck and leave , easy !
This has turned into ...
What ethnic minority the sp has had issues with and will no longer see,
What nationality , colour , creed , size , age ect all wg,s will and wont see ( didnt realise it
was such a big problem till i did an aw search ! ) if we are working on the same scale of wg sizes and ages we should all be fine btw , just tell them your 25 and 10 stone , even if you 70 and 25 stone , play them at their own game !
To if you fall into the group they wont see , what happens if you just turn up anyway ?
To who has the cleanest Ass FFS
Come on guys keep it real !!

[bigthickdick]

That tab on her profile isn't new, I'm pretty sure she wrote it after she got banned from here (after her meltdown in this thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=214539.0) it was comedy gold, I have to admit that I enjoyed every minute of it.

To be honest I have seen her since that argument (about a year or 2 ago, just before she moved from the Manchester area) but she didn't know who I was and during pre punt comms she was very professional, during the booking she was very friendly, down to earth, good looking and gave a great service, good BJ, good sex and took me up the wrong 'un without any problem, good chat between round 1 and 2 and good chat after 2nd round too. I haven't reviewed her at that time and run out of 6 months before I realised it, but it would have been a positive from me, only negative I could've mentioned was her being a bit too professional, I prefer a bit more going with the flow type of bookings, but that is nitpicking.

Don't know if I should bother to revisit her, been thinking of it a few times but never did, partly because I can get similarly good or even better (more to my taste) service at a better rate closer to me.