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Comms were decent, she answered first time and text me the address straight after. On the phone I asked if french kissing was available, even tho her profile said it is, I wanted to double check. She said yes.
Location was just off broad st in an apartment.
Phoned her once I arrived and she directed me to the apartment. Once I entered the room she asked for how long and I said 30mins and handed her £60 as stated in her profile. She left the room and told me to undress, it took her a while to return, approx 5mins.
Once she returned she kept insisting I lie on the bed, I wanted to stand and make out with her and she now tells me she doesn't french kiss or kiss at all, and I have to book an hour for that. I very much doubt she kisses even in the hour session.
I was after a GFE and she did sort of deliver that...if you girlfriend found out you slept with her mother and found out you accidentally ran over her cat during sex...that's the kind of GFE experience this TS gave.
She put a condom on me and started sucking...whilst choking me (LOL). I thought I'd be fucking her but now she says she's top only as stated in her profile...I don't see that anywhere in her adultwork profile. She then says she'll kick me as I was disappointed at this point with the no kissing and not being able to top her.
Even tho I've never been topped I ask her to then top me, she says no. Her profile says she has a 7" cock. Its tiny in reality, probably 7mm when hard.
So no kissing and no fucking.
As she's sucking me OW, she claims I have cum, I tell her I absolutely have not so she carries on sucking briefly and then starts giving me a HJ aggressively, I tell her I won't be able to cum like that but she insists I will.
At this point she gets up and tells me to stay quiet as her friend who is also in the apartment, her client has arrived. So she is sharing the apartment with another escort. She tells me to stay quiet and not day anything as the client is next door. She also took a phone call from another punter enquiry as she's telling me to stay quiet.
I had enough at this point and started to get dressed again and I ask for my money back. She disappeared and left the room, returning with £30 and tells me to stay quiet. The other punter in the other room must've been a VIP. As I left I loudly told the other punter from the hallway, to leave as it's a waste of time.
She's very full of her self and doesn't let you even touch her, I had to put my hands above my head and not play with her as she "worked" my cock.
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Topic: Zee TS. Birmingham. Avoid avoid avoid. Shocking punt (Read 6107 times)