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Offline alibirmingham

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Some great intel on Stella and glad I caught up before trying to book. She looks good but I think i won’t be in such a rush to see her.

Thanks theaccountant  :thumbsup:

Offline Tender.french.kiss

Anyone know if Hannah is gone for good or temporary? Just went to check rota fo a booking
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Offline Man of steel

External Link/Members Only is back!

On the punt list for this week. 😉

Like the newer pictures on the profile.😊..salute.
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Can't see her on the rota. Or Chloe

Hannah was on the rota. Punted her lthis week.. She has just had a enhanced boob job and seemed to be back to work. She said she was working next week.😊

Offline Metzoid

Great thanks for the update ! Are her boobs even bigger now ?!

Offline Man of steel

Great thanks for the update ! Are her boobs even bigger now ?!

Yes - they are bigger. Better than before - a good handful. Imo well done and in proprotion with her body. Before they looked like balloons - these look more natural.😋

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I was going to see here again but not on the rota anymore.  :unknown:

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Yh, just saw it. Talk about a yo-yo

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Yes - they are bigger. Better than before - a good handful. Imo well done and in proprotion with her body. Before they looked like balloons - these look more natural.😋

Thank you! I will.need to have a go on these!

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Another new young girl -  size 6-8 girl on the rota.😊..Emily.

Pipeline appears to be improving. Hope her service levels are good.😉



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Another new young girl -  size 6-8 girl on the rota.😊..Emily.

Pipeline appears to be improving. Hope her service levels are good.😉



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Hope she stays long enough for me to get a booking

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Hope she stays long enough for me to get a booking
She won't if they have them working 16 hr shifts. That has gotta hurt.

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She won't if they have them working 16 hr shifts. That has gotta hurt.

Well you weren’t wrong. Can’t see her on the rota so guess she’s already gone. One night was enough it seems

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Well you weren’t wrong. Can’t see her on the rota so guess she’s already gone. One night was enough it seems
Why would they think anyone would do a 16 hr shift of sex?

That really must hurt. That could be 10 punters in a day. 10 people you have to try to please while you"re learning how to do escorting. 16 hrs of text messages from Lush about punters and have they arrived, got another one for you, etc. 

The reality probably isn't what the SP thought she was signing up to.

I don't know what the split on cash is with Lush, but I'm guessing they might take 60% of the fee, so you're literally working your arse off for someone else to get rich.

I imagine a lot of their new SPs don't survive more than a month or two and are just in it to make cash quickly and then disappear without a trace.

Offline Joball87

Quite likely more than 10 punters a day with a 16hr intensive shift - ouch!

Offline Dark Vader

Quite likely more than 10 punters a day with a 16hr intensive shift - ouch!
You're not wrong. Gone!

Offline Tender.french.kiss

I don't know what the split on cash is with Lush, but I'm guessing they might take 60% of the fee, so you're literally working your arse off for someone else to get rich.
If I recall correctly on a 30 min meet @ £60, the girls take away £35 and Lush gets £25.

Offline RandomGuy99

You're not wrong. Gone!
So with Lush @ £35 for the SP per 30 minute booking that's £350 a day if there's 10 bookings a day

If the SP was an independent I guess a 30 minute booking would be £80, so £800 for 10 bookings but then there's the cost of an AirBnB or hotel to take off and if you're working in a hotel you'll probably be doing fewer bookings a day to avoid drawing attention to yourself. So..ssy 5 x 1 hr bookings a day at £150 per hour £750 minus £150 for the hotel = £600 but then you've got additional costs like extra towels to wash each day if you were working for a week, so say £500 to £550 a day. Work 5 days and make £2,750

Indie SP probably better money wise but is more work

Agency SP is easier from an organisation point of view but harder as the agency really works you hard and you're going to get sore and you're not going to be making as much money. Working 5 days @ £350 per day means you make £1,750 and have aching bits and a lot of pressure to get through the day

And some SSs say it's easy money.... It's definitely not.

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You're not wrong. Gone!
She was on Wedsdenday tried to book but nothing till late couldn't be assed to wait.

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She was on Wedsdenday tried to book but nothing till late couldn't be assed to wait.

She probably didn’t like the job. Or the punters  :unknown: either way wish I had a chance to see her as she did look good
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She was on Wedsdenday tried to book but nothing till late couldn't be assed to wait.

Exactly the same!  :D

I'm going to have to accept I'm going to have to stay up until 3am to see new ones before they disappear...

Offline Man of steel

Nicola, new girl (woman) on the rota. Latvian GFE, Older 38 years old  and maybe more mature than I prefer - opted not to punt but could do it for others. Pictures on site  appear very photoshopped - body looks great.😏

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Nicola, new girl (woman) on the rota. Latvian GFE, Older 38 years old  and maybe more mature than I prefer - opted not to punt but could do it for others. Pictures on site  appear very photoshopped - body looks great.😏

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She’s been with lush in and off for some time now. Previously reviewed too (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296403.msg3094305#msg3094305)


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She’s been with lush in and off for some time now. Previously reviewed too (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296403.msg3094305#msg3094305)


Thanks. Punt instincts were correct - for my preference not an option - did think she would be quite mature and pictures photoshopped or when she was 20-30 years younger.

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Has anyone tried Eva? External Link/Members Only

I couldn't find anything using the search function!

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Has anyone tried Eva? External Link/Members Only

I couldn't find anything using the search function!

I’ve not personally as she’s not my type but considering how long she’s been with lush and no reviews it can go one of two ways. Either she’s great and those who have seen her choose to stay quiet to avoid her being in demand, or B she’s not that good and not many have been interested in seeing her.

My advice go for a TOFTT and report back.

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Hope she stays long enough for me to get a booking
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I trust you'll get in there this time round  :D   External Link/Members Only

Don’t mean to brag just already have lol. Not the best experience. Neutral I think and it’s a weak neutral

I’ll do a review as soon as I can but I’m the mean time
If anyone has any questions fire away

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Don’t mean to brag just already have lol. Not the best experience. Neutral I think and it’s a weak neutral

I’ll do a review as soon as I can but I’m the mean time
If anyone has any questions fire away

And gone already.

Looks like a few have dropped of the rota again as well, the list looks a lot shorter than normal.

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And gone already.

Looks like a few have dropped of the rota again as well, the list looks a lot shorter than normal.

I was told by Lush - Hannah no longer works for them anymore. Big shame - the new improved enhanced boobs were a feast to saviour.😉. Hope she reappears on the indie scene or returns.😊

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I was told by Lush - Hannah no longer works for them anymore. Big shame - the new improved enhanced boobs were a feast to saviour.😉. Hope she reappears on the indie scene or returns.😊

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She's back on the Rota again

Also another new one showing up, Marie External Link/Members Only

Big services list

⇒ SERVICES
GFE: Yes
Oral: Yes - OWO
Deep Throat: Yes
CIM: Yes
Receives Oral: Yes
Kissing: Yes
French Kissing: Yes
COB: Yes
Facials: Yes
Rimming Giving: Yes
Rimming Receiving: Yes
Anal: Yes - Any Size
Spanking Giving: Yes
Spanking Receiving: Yes
Water Sports Giving: No
Water Sports Receiving: No
Foot Fetish Giving: Yes
Foot Fetish Receiving: Yes
Role Plays: Yes
Uniforms: PVC, Bunny, Secretary, school girl & Various lingerie
Toys: BDSM toys, clamps, Dildos, Vibrators etc
Massage: Yes
Lap Dances: Yes
Submissive Services: Yes - Full
Dominant services: Yes- Limited






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Also another new one showing up, Marie External Link/Members Only

Big services list

⇒ SERVICES
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CIM: Yes
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Was told she swallows, not spit  :yahoo:

Offline Tender.french.kiss

Latest arrival, Ebony girl Star:
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More limited service list than Marie, but wouldn't mind spraying my white cream on her pretty face!

⇒ SERVICES
GFE: Yes
Oral: Yes - OWO
Deep Throat: No
CIM: Yes
Receives Oral: Yes
Kissing: Yes
French Kissing: Yes
COB: Yes
Facials: Yes
Rimming Giving: No
Rimming Receiving: Yes
Anal: No
Spanking Giving: Yes
Spanking Receiving: No
Water Sports Giving: Yes
Water Sports Receiving: No
Foot Fetish Giving: Yes
Foot Fetish Receiving: Yes
Role Plays: Yes
Uniforms: None
Toys: Vibrator
Massage: No
Lap Dances: Yes
Submissive Services: Yes - Limited
Dominant services: Yes - Full

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More limited service list than Marie, but wouldn't mind spraying my white cream on her pretty face!

⇒ SERVICES
GFE: Yes
Oral: Yes - OWO
Deep Throat: No
CIM: Yes
Receives Oral: Yes
Kissing: Yes
French Kissing: Yes
COB: Yes
Facials: Yes
Rimming Giving: No
Rimming Receiving: Yes

Anal: No
Spanking Giving: Yes
Spanking Receiving: No

Water Sports Giving: Yes
Water Sports Receiving: No

Foot Fetish Giving: Yes
Foot Fetish Receiving: Yes
Role Plays: Yes
Uniforms: None
Toys: Vibrator
Massage: No
Lap Dances: Yes
Submissive Services: Yes - Limited
Dominant services: Yes - Full


Yeah she looks like a typical egotist "queen". I would avoid.

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Yeah she looks like a typical egotist "queen". I would avoid.

I saw her yesterday and review to follow. She wasn’t great but wasn’t bad either. I’d say vanilla in terms of service and average skills. One maybe as a plan C/B but wouldn’t say plan A

Offline Dark Vader

Didn't really pay much attention to this one so may be way off base as to whether this is ex Lush girl Hedonic.

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Didn't really pay much attention to this one so may be way off base as to whether this is ex Lush girl Hedonic.

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If it is, then why the hell put up your Life Coaching certificates with your (What I'm assuming is) real name!!! And what, you're going to also get some life coaching while fucking away as well?

Offline Dark Vader

If it is, then why the hell put up your Life Coaching certificates with your (What I'm assuming is) real name!!! And what, you're going to also get some life coaching while fucking away as well?
All very strange.   :unknown:   I couldn't sit through more than 20 seconds of that video.

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All very strange.   :unknown:   I couldn't sit through more than 20 seconds of that video.

Lol that was all bizarre and gave me a good laugh. Like she doesn't know what to do so she'll do everything: dancing qualifications, lingerie.

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I wonder how many stalkers will look her up on FB

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Didn't really pay much attention to this one so may be way off base as to whether this is ex Lush girl Hedonic.

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Now I've seen it all  :lol:

Aside from the fact the whole profile reeks of "I'll do anything" desperation anyone foolish enough to fall for "Participation" and "Attendance" certificates are beyond help. I'd bet my house the courses she attended were useless and nothing of real value was taught or learnt other then the fact that fools are easily parted from their money.

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I wonder how many stalkers will look her up on FB

Don't forget Instagram too. People these days use Insta more than Facebook.

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Now not all at once.  :sarcastic:    External Link/Members Only

To be fair to everyone I’ll sit this one out so everyone else can enjoy. Fill your boots lads  :D

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Well there’s always this new one. Well I say new she was around in Jan of this year. Left and now returned. Not usually a good sign.

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Offline Tender.french.kiss

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Barely lasted 10 days.
Another usual day at Lush!!
How can they run a business sustainably with such a churn?  :unknown:


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