Author Topic: Yumi oriental massage Birmingham city centre  (Read 9164 times)

Offline Anon

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Cost/service: Massage/b2b 30mins £60. Was originally planning to go for the hour for 80 but reduced on arrival

Venue: city tower block, not hard to locate. Comms were quite good. Has the option to park inside their underground parking area if you wish. Was quite discrete, loads of food delivery coming in and out of the main entrance so blend in quite well.

Masseuse: option of two ladies both got to be around 40+. Around size 10-12. Went with the slightly taller one. Sorry didn't ask for name. Spoke little English but didn't speak much throughout.

Action: this happened a few days ago and was my first time this year. Was greeted by an elder chinese man who seemed quite friendly. Gave me the option to pick between the ladies. Although slightly underwhelmed, chose one and reduced time from one hour to 30 minutes saving 20 quid. Was contemplating walking but went ahead as everyone was really friendly and I made the trek with no option b. Women was quite friendly and was wearing a summary dress with her long legs out. Had a quick shower which was outside the room and headed back in. I laid on the bed which had a towel on it. She stripped off straight away and started with a massage of my back with some oil. This wasnt great at all and was quite poor if I'm being honest. This was disappointing as I really enjoy a good massage which is usually quite deep, but this may suit others. After about 15 mins, she oiled herself up and started sliding over me making a lot of sexual noises. After a good 5 mins of this, same again but on the front. At this point  she was dripping wet and i had access to all areas. She offered me sex which I declined which she did seem surprised by. Regardless of the effort she was putting in I wasn't that attracted to her. I didn't ask how much extra this would be so cant comment on price for this. After some more rubbing and enthusiastic noises I eventually came. She cleaned me up with some tissues and wipes. We then headed back in the shower. We both showered up got dressed and I was out after goodbyes.

Conclusion
All in all not the best return to my hobby. I am a more of a fbsm guy at TCMs and this didnt really live upto my imagination haha. First time venturing out as all TCMs are closed or just not worth the risk atm. The 'fun' portion was really good but was let down by the massage. It wasn't bad value and was glad I went with half hour in the end. Will I return? Most likely not as I have seen what's on offer. Overall a Neutral experience, which some may enjoy. First review and still learning to use the site. Appreciate any feedback if necessary.

Offline BrownChoc

Apologies on my behalf... I'm new too... What's a TCM?

Otherwise a good review!

Offline Anon

Thanks. think it stands for traditional chinese massage. Basically, I'm used to the chinese shops as opposed to independents

Offline Jasonk71

Was she shaved or trimmed down below?

Offline The Wagged Wascal

Would I be correct in assuming that the girl(s) you saw were nothing like the picture on Vivastreet?

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Correct not remotely close to what the pics are like. I knew that but went anyway

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TCM = Traditional Chinese Medicine

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Correct not remotely close to what the pics are like. I knew that but went anyway
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stolen photos
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with numerous hits here

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Offline mr.bluesky

Correct not remotely close to what the pics are like. I knew that but went anyway

Well there's a surprise. The viva street photo's not genuine.  This is why I never make a booking from Viva Street adverts. A good review nontheless.

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stolen photos
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with numerous hits here

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Scutty brown how on earth do you find these photo's that have been lifted from other websites   :unknown:

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Do a reverse image search using either Google or Tin Eye - I tend to double check using both.

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Do a reverse image search using either Google or Tin Eye - I tend to double check using both.

Yandex and Baidu for this one