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Agree this has to be one of the most fucked up adverts ever been put out.  And when you consider, someone out there has been sexually assaulted in this way, what were the advertisers thinking of

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All Dominos ads are contenders ex officio, if anything they're an entire genre to themselves.

Just when you think the bar could not be any lower, the dorky couple in the bath one.


Offline Dickled

That stupid advert featuring two of the womens England football team, both desperate to get their hands on a packet of Walkers crisps, as they visit their local.
They annoy me, but what really irks is the sight of Messi and Luis Suarez getting in on the act, both grinning inanely, especially Suarez, like a couple of gormless loons.
So false and manufactured.

Offline mr.bluesky

Any advert that David Beckham appears in, he seems to be advertising everything nowdays. It can't be be that he's short of money.  :unknown:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Can't stand that latest Asda advert with a woman pushing her kid around the supermarket in a trolly putting stuff in saying that's XYZ's favourite then at the checkout amazed at how cheap it is and the kid saying "That's Asda price" with the checkout woman's jaw dropping to the floor  :dash:

Cheap shitty advert  :thumbsdown:

Offline Keema

Trivago  - all the wise dudes have unnatural* teeth, the stoopid* guys have teeth like Shane McGowan*.

*exaggerated

Offline mr.bluesky

The Tesco club card adverts especially the latest one where the man and woman start doing that stupid dance to the techno music.

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Trivago  - all the wise dudes have unnatural* teeth, the stoopid* guys have teeth like Shane McGowan*.

*exaggerated

The wise dude with unnatural teeth is Jürgen Klopp.

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The AA ads encouraging idiots that put petrol into diesel cars to join
why would anyone with an average IQ want to join and subsidise such idiots ?

Offline mancsguy1975

Yes it is a bismol advert .

Quite like that advert actually - its living in my head rent free - what a cheery tune  :lol:

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The funeral advert with the naturists, cringe worth  :scare:

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Virgin [the airline] i can only assume must have been looking on here
I am what ....
Binned

Offline Punterperson1971

The funeral advert with the naturists, cringe worth  :scare:

The same with the naked salad guy who turns up some random woman’s house and then he pulls her fridge apart with her dodgy salad,then her husband comes home

Offline Blackpool Rock

Virgin [the airline] i can only assume must have been looking on here
I am what ....
Binned
I'm sure that one's been mentioned before on this thread but yes I agree it boils my fucking piss  :mad:
It's a classic of what I refer to as "Trying too hard" and i'd be looking not to fly with them if there were other comparable options

Offline nwluvit

Any ad to do with simple cremation. Pay now get cremated later! Lots of smug bastards telling us its the clever thing to do. Rreminds me of the old xmas hamper ads. How often did those guys go bankrupt with many families losing 100's of quid. Can see a lot of money going up in smoke. Pardon the pun!!

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I'm sure that one's been mentioned before on this thread but yes I agree it boils my fucking piss  :mad:
It's a classic of what I refer to as "Trying too hard" and i'd be looking not to fly with them if there were other comparable options

IIRC mentioned more than once
Pretty sure i posted sumfink like when you've finished mincing up & down the aircraft 'look at me' [remember its an aisle not a runway  :rolleyes:] is there any danger of me having a G&T ?

I did like the milfy stacked blonde who set off the alarm with her tongue stud
LittleWPs helmet tingled at the prospect  :yahoo: &  :scare: at the same time, go carefully please

Indeed trying too hard woke champions
Which Virgin have reeled in
Their media going down a different route [see the world a different way encouraging travel resonates]

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Any ad to do with simple cremation. Pay now get cremated later! Lots of smug bastards telling us its the clever thing to do. Rreminds me of the old xmas hamper ads. How often did those guys go bankrupt with many families losing 100's of quid. Can see a lot of money going up in smoke. Pardon the pun!!

Going up in ...  :lol:

Its like the ads usually in January build some model
1st edition £1
Reading the small print its 200 weeks at a five six quid a week
As if all 200 will arrive in the post  :rolleyes:
& what happens when one goes astray ?
I read somewhere that the companies offering these know that there is a huge drop off & that few people if any actually persevere & buy all of them
Hence few if any of the final editions are made
You can guarantee that cancelling will be a mare
& the companies will vanish like a puff of smoke when they've raked in most of the money when they know they've reached the optimum point generating £

Airfix a much better idea if you're that desperate with nothing else better to do
Tho i do fancy taking myself back to my childhood & building a Lancaster bomber, i'll save this for a rainy winter weekend afternoon

Offline PeterParker94

The bloody Jet2 Holidays ad which everyone is now using as memes on social media. That will be forever imprinted into my brain  :scare:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Going up in ...  :lol:

Its like the ads usually in January build some model
1st edition £1
Reading the small print its 200 weeks at a five six quid a week
As if all 200 will arrive in the post  :rolleyes:
& what happens when one goes astray ?
I read somewhere that the companies offering these know that there is a huge drop off & that few people if any actually persevere & buy all of them
Hence few if any of the final editions are made
You can guarantee that cancelling will be a mare
& the companies will vanish like a puff of smoke when they've raked in most of the money when they know they've reached the optimum point generating £

Airfix a much better idea if you're that desperate with nothing else better to do
Tho i do fancy taking myself back to my childhood & building a Lancaster bomber, i'll save this for a rainy winter weekend afternoon
Yeah by the time you've forked out for the 200 editions for some shitty plastic replica it would probably have been cheaper to go out and buy an actual Lambo  :D

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The bloody Jet2 Holidays ad which everyone is now using as memes on social media. That will be forever imprinted into my brain  :scare:

This was in the news a bit yesterday...

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Now here's a Jet2 ad i lurve
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I've just wazzed Fiona Pemberton onto the WWWWWE thread
Milf tastic
Like fuck she flies on Jet2  :lol:
If you want any chance of getting her legs open a PJ would be a good start point

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Absolutely milftastic, Webbers. If I was told that god awful theme was playing in the background whilst she was straddling me, I think I would be ok with it  :P

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Absolutely milftastic, Webbers. If I was told that god awful theme was playing in the background whilst she was straddling me, I think I would be ok with it  :P

 :hi:
I do like Webbers
If its ok with you i might have to use it periodically
"darling hold my hand knob coz i dont want to walk wank alone"   yes please

Offline PeterParker94

:hi:
I do like Webbers
If its ok with you i might have to use it periodically
"darling hold my hand knob coz i dont want to walk wank alone"   yes please

Petition to have this as their official theme? Would make a brilliant ringtone  :yahoo:

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Petition to have this as their official theme? Would make a brilliant ringtone  :yahoo:

It would indeed !
I wouldn't mention petitions again as this could be interpreted as political  :scare:
& i've already got my little toe resting on the naughty step
Or is it my big toe ?  :D

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Here's the best Virgin advert
From 16 years ago / 2009
To celebrate their 25th Anniversary

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Its exceptionally klevva showing when they 1st started in 1984
Virgin Atlantic Still Red Hot after 25 Years
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The ad agency will have had some party popping the champagne, loads of it
Nailed it  :yahoo:

Can you possibly imagine the complaints they'd get in todays wokey world  :lol:  :lol:



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I remember flying around then - not on Virgin - and the air hostess greeted us in similar attire then changed her high heeled shoes for more practical ones and changed back to say goodbye
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Here's the best Virgin advert
From 16 years ago / 2009
To celebrate their 25th Anniversary

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This one wasnt bad either
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Offline Blackpool Rock

I remember flying around then - not on Virgin - and the air hostess greeted us in similar attire then changed her high heeled shoes for more practical ones and changed back to say goodbye
I'm sure most of us have had punts like that where the girl greets you in high heels before saying they kill her feet and taking them off while you get on with the action then changes back into them for the next punter  :D

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This one wasnt bad either
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Holy shit
It would be about the only time i paid any attention to where the exits are
Its a new dawn & a ...... i'm feeling good
At the end is that Linda, no she's in Miami  :lol:

When i did some bizzo trips to the US back in the day i went on BA in business
One of the guys who worked for me said WTF are you doing ?
Go on Star Alliance / Virgin there's a bar in upper class
He got pretty wasted & had a right laarf
I'm like thanks for telling me you fucktard i didnt realise  :dash:

Offline mr.bluesky

This one wasnt bad either
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So much better than the "woke". nonsense one that appeared nearly every commercial break  recently with the " gay looking" flight attendant and " butch looking" lesbian type  passenger
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So much better than the "woke". nonsense one that appeared nearly every commercial break  recently with the " gay looking" flight attendant and " butch looking" lesbian type  passenger

Indeed some of their latest ads don't seem to have any normal people in them

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Can't stand that latest Asda advert with a woman pushing her kid around the supermarket in a trolly putting stuff in saying that's XYZ's favourite then at the checkout amazed at how cheap it is and the kid saying "That's Asda price" with the checkout woman's jaw dropping to the floor  :dash:

Cheap shitty advert  :thumbsdown:

I'd not really clocked this until recently but my fucking god, it's worse than Gio Compare selling holidays on Trivago or something.

As you say, astonishingly bad production values.

Offline Dave33ws6

Not sure if it's an improvement but the newer Asda advert features a wooden pig saying "that's Asda price" in a Brummie accent

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Volvo for their XC60 on Sky are going for the award for virtue signalling woke champions
Discussion can continue although this needs to be on the politics thread

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Skoda for their adverts pretending to be swedish / volvo
They can off you fuck as they're made i eastern europe as a cheaper [but pretty good] VW

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Skoda for their adverts pretending to be swedish / volvo
They can off you fuck as they're made i eastern europe as a cheaper [but pretty good] VW

When I grew up they were pronounced Sko-dah.

What's all this Sssssh-koda crap in their adverts?

Offline Blackpool Rock

Not sure if it's an improvement but the newer Asda advert features a wooden pig saying "that's Asda price" in a Brummie accent
Yeah I saw the new one and thought it's also total shit but not quite as bad as the previous one

Now i'm wondering if they are just doing ads on the cheap or whether they are still paying top dollar for cheap shitty ads  :unknown:

Offline Doormatt

Viking Cruises. Tends to be on in the afternoon when countdown is on.
Posh woman. What I can only describe as "breathy". Maybe the voice is AI. Maybe she's the wife of the owner. I have no idea why the company went with this voice. Have to mute the tv every time it comes on.  :D

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I can laugh at most things. That Maltesers advert though?

It goes-

"Everyone this and grandma's companion Gerard"

"Companion?"

"He calls him that because he doesn't want to imagine us getting it on"

Then a gormless looking Gerard says "hello" and chomps a Malteser.

I find the advert annoyingly unfunny.

Offline Blackpool Rock

I can laugh at most things. That Maltesers advert though?

It goes-

"Everyone this and grandma's companion Gerard"

"Companion?"

"He calls him that because he doesn't want to imagine us getting it on"

Then a gormless looking Gerard says "hello" and chomps a Malteser.

I find the advert annoyingly unfunny.
Agreed it's shit  :thumbsdown:

Offline mr.bluesky

Skoda for their adverts pretending to be swedish / volvo
They can off you fuck as they're made i eastern europe as a cheaper [but pretty good] VW

Should have got Steve Mclaren to do the voice over with his fake " Dutch" accent  :D

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Purdy and Figg.  Pretentious shite.

Would happily punt that big black bird though.

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The AA advert, the one where the girl stuck on the chair, and ends up telling a joke, her voice is so annoying

Offline george r

google pixel ten phone advert  :dash: thats tv 2 channel has shown it ten times in the last few minutes   :angry:
and again for fucks sake   :angry:

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"Bing bong, exsqueeze me!"

Do one Bezos.

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Here's the best Virgin advert
From 16 years ago / 2009
To celebrate their 25th Anniversary

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Its exceptionally klevva showing when they 1st started in 1984
Virgin Atlantic Still Red Hot after 25 Years
Smokin
The ad agency will have had some party popping the champagne, loads of it
Nailed it  :yahoo:

Can you possibly imagine the complaints they'd get in todays wokey world  :lol:  :lol:

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Great ad, amazing to think how much freer we all were just 15 years ago. Talking of wokey ads... It's one year later... Anyone know anyone buying who's bought a Jag since their great relaunch?

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The simplicity cremations advert, where the duo are singing about cremations, just awful

Offline mr.bluesky

The simplicity cremations advert, where the duo are singing about cremations, just awful

They always seem to be on at the same time of day about 5pm that must be the old farts hour.