Any ad to do with simple cremation. Pay now get cremated later! Lots of smug bastards telling us its the clever thing to do. Rreminds me of the old xmas hamper ads. How often did those guys go bankrupt with many families losing 100's of quid. Can see a lot of money going up in smoke. Pardon the pun!!
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Its like the ads usually in January build some model
1st edition £1
Reading the small print its 200 weeks at a five six quid a week
As if all 200 will arrive in the post

& what happens when one goes astray ?
I read somewhere that the companies offering these know that there is a huge drop off & that few people if any actually persevere & buy all of them
Hence few if any of the final editions are made
You can guarantee that cancelling will be a mare
& the companies will vanish like a puff of smoke when they've raked in most of the money when they know they've reached the optimum point generating £
Airfix a much better idea if you're that desperate with nothing else better to do
Tho i do fancy taking myself back to my childhood & building a Lancaster bomber, i'll save this for a rainy winter weekend afternoon