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Booked for an hour. She was staying in a grotty apartment on Victoria Bridge Street. I messaged when outside and she messaged back to say come on up. I would have done except I didn't know the flat number or door code. I gave it a minute or so and didn't hear anything. I messaged back and asked for the flat number and door code - and eventually got through. When on her floor there was a door in the hallway with a keypad requiring code. I messaged back while at the door and asked for this code which she gave. Eventually got to her room and she opened the door.
Sorry for this mundane account, but it really is a pet peeve of mine when I don't get clear concise entry instructions. i.e building and postcode in the first instance and then room number, instructions on what to enter into the keypad, directions to the lift, any other codes required and a heads up about staff/reception etc. I don't want to be lingering outside or in a hallway with my phone out while you give me instructions which should have come 5 mins beforehand.
I got in the room and exchanged the money. Got a look at her and she seemed ok in a loose t-shirt and some underwear. Got a shower and back out into the room.
She asked if I wanted a message first. I agreed and it was the most lacklustre "massage" I have ever had. She sat adjacent to me and swiped some oils into my back. It lasted about 2 mins and then I turned over and she started sucking my dick (protected). Turns out she doesn't' do OWO despite it being on her profile. The blowjob was also very lacklustre, definitely no deep throat here. While giving me a blowjob she says she does threesomes with her mate (who I didn't see).
Already in my head I'm really regretting this and just want to get things over with, but the shitty comms, the grotty apartment, the misdirection about services offered was winding me up. Now that she was in her birthday suit I realised I just didn't fancy Amber either. She's a very doughy size 10 / 12 (def not a size 8) with a belly, big, slightly saggy tits with large areola, big pained on eyebrows and an average face.
We started in missionary and she positions herself to limit penetration. She doesn't kiss either. She asks for doggy after about 2 mins but I suggest cowgirl instead. On top she gives some dirty talk with "fuck this cunt" and "fill me up". She didn't put any work in on top and it was left to me to bang her from below and increase the pace. She then said asked "have you cum yet?" with a quizzical look on her face. I replied "no".
After another 2 mins we go to doggy and she again positions herself to limit penetration and make it really, really awkward. I tried to manoeuvre her into position but she wasn't having any of it and slithered back into the most awkward dogystyle position I've ever had.
At this point I lost my hard-on and wanked myself off while she started playing with herself and then just lay there.
Losing my hard-on was partly my fault because I had been awake for nearly 24 hours straight for various reasons with work and I allowed everything about this meet and other stuff to get lodged in my mind, but with any half-decent looking girl willing to put in a bit of effort I would have finished the deed.
TLDR
Description and likes list not accurate (no kissing, no owo, no deep throat etc. Probably more than this...) (not a size 8, more a very doughy size 10 / 12 with slightly saggy tits). The laziest fuck I've ever had and she's a cock dodger that positions herself to limit penetration. No foreplay or mood-setting. Very, very mechanical and structured meet.
Avoid
