Saw the post from @jon22992 here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=287475.0 and thought I'd chime in with my own experience.
Location: Milton Keynes
Link:
External Link/Members Only &
External Link/Members Only.
Rate: £100 @30 mins
Date: September 2020
Comms: Called, but she didn't answer. About a minute later, she texted and asked what time I'd like. Guessing she has someone who handles her calls, most likely a male since a female handler would try and pass themselves off as the escort.
Clarified on some of the services and what cost extra. Also, only one cum per half an hour. Also confirmed that they were versatile and could do both ways as long as I don't cum first. I remember CIM and FK cost extra but can't remember how much. Based on her profile, it
seems like all services are included but can't say for sure.
"My services include - Oral without BOTH WAYS, CIM, Quickies, french kissing,, first timers, married men."
Of course, her profile also says that she's 23 when the age listed is 25 and that she a "100% English babe" when she's listed as Brazillian and even in the first line of her profile she says she's brazillian.
Anyway, I chose to just go for the standard service and booked for two hours later while I headed to the local gym.
Location: Milton Keynes. Well off suburban area, mostly houses in the area but she was in one of the few apartment complexes. Called to say I was there, again, no pickup. Got a text saying to wait for a few minutes. About 2-3 minutes later, got an apartment number to buzz.
Looks: I got in and noticed the lights were off. This usually isn't a good sign since it means that the WG wants to hide as much of her face as possible. Got lead to the room (Also where the lights are off). Fortunately, even though the curtains were closed, some sunlight got through. She wasn't completely horrible to look at. Face is definitely a lot more square than some of the pictures suggest (Which I actually prefer most of the time but not in this case) and her features were a lot less sharp and more "lumpy". Overall, a 5/10, maybe a 6/10 on a good day. The fact that she had a stern look on her face didn't help at all.
Service: Offered shower which I didn't take since I had just come from showering at the gym and was wearing a clean set of clothes. Asked for a massage and she said she didn't do it (Despite having it listed on her profile at the time). This annoyed me since I like all of my punts to start with a massage, especially when I've just gotten back from the gym. It also helps get me in the mood since I can't just go hard on command.
Ask her if she can fuck me, then I give her a BJ and then I fuck her. She said that was all good but reminded me about 1 cum per hour.
Fucked me in the usually pillow under the back way. Normally I rest my legs on their shoulders or they hold it while being sensual with my feet. When I tried to do that, she said "NO, you do that!"
Dick was large but not the largest I've seen. It took her a while to get hard, since I could feel her floppines banging around my arsehole for a good minute. Anal was pretty average as far as receiving goes.
Switch to me giving her a blowjob but she hadn't taken the condom off. I'm a dirty little fucker but even I draw the line at sucking the remnants of my own shit, plus she said she'd do OWO both ways. Asked her to take the condom off for the blowjob and she looked like I asked
her to be the one to suck the shitty condom.
Nevertheless, she took it off, and I got to town. The thing was, it felt like there was a piece of hair
attached to the tip of her shaft and it was touching the back of my throat and making me feel like throwing up.
Unfortunately, due to the looks, the attitude, lack of massage and hairy shaft, I didn't have much more than half a semi at this point.
She grabs my hair and shoves it even deeper into her cock, saying "Get fucking hard, baby!". At this point, I was just hoping that my stomach acid would melt the hair.
After a minute, nothing so she grabs my hand and says "Why aren't you fucking hard?!". No idea why she thought saying something like that with scorn and distaste would immediately wake up junior. She puts my hand on my dick and apparently wants me to jerk myself off (Without lube). I think about asking her to jerk me but I get the feeling that she'd use too much force just out of sheer scorn and chances are her jerking me off would make me the opposite of hard.
With my other hand, I try to play around with her breasts but she
slaps my hand away before grabbing it and putting it on my dick. I like to think I'm pretty well endowed but even I'm not arrogant enough to think I need two hands for a dick that's not at full mast.
After another five minutes, she said she needed to go to the toilet. I should probably be thankful that she didn't decide to just do it in my mouth.
Sat in the room, thinking if I should make a break for it. Instead, I decide to just try and get myself hard so grabbed the lube, and got to town, thinking of better working girls and past experiences.
It took her a whole 10 minutes to come back. Fortunately I managed to maintain my hard on so asked if I could do anal on her but she said she only does it one way per session! I could have argued that she said it was okay before but at this point I just wanted to get out of there. Didn't want to ask for a blowjob because the thought of her biting my dick off seemed very real.
As soon as we get to the door, she was all smiles and wishing me a happy journey. Guessing she realised she fucked up and I won't be coming back for a repeat of this unwanted BDSM session.