External Link/Members OnlySo I have had the urge for a few weeks now, but most of the adverts for massages are enquiries only because of Covid, this place is open. I'm not commenting on the rights and wrongs of that & clearly I decided to go.
Was earlier in this week.
Location: Whitburn, very near the village just off the main coast road.
Rates: £40 for 1 hour massage, £20 for HE.
Services: Massage with Johnsons baby oil, dressed HE. Both took place on bed.
Appearance: I'm not 100% that the girl I saw was the one pictured, but it could have been. If it wasn't her, she looked better. A small, trim woman who i'd guess was late 30's with impressive tits, just like the photo.
Experience:
Parked on the street and sent an arrival text, got a reply asking me to head to the property via the back lane. There's a painted wheely bin with the number on outside the gate, opened that and the girl was visible at the backdoor entrance so you can decide to walk if you want to - but I was pleasantly surprised.
Into the house and through the living room into the bedroom for services. I liked that in this instance the money was paid upfront including the HE, so there wasn't going to be a mid massage negotiation or messing about for money.
She said that she was tired, was thankful I was the last person and that she'd been really busy. Didn't really make for a great setting but she put typical massage music on and turned the lights of...no candles, but a strategically placed camera phone with it's torch on made do.
The massage was very robotic, the room was quite cold. There was no intimacy at all and a towel was on for the full duration of the massage until the HE, which was right at the very end - I know that's its definition but usually you get a bit of playing and 5-10 minutes massage afterwards.
Nothing about the experience turned me on, the massage was poor / OK . During the HE the lady kept her eyes anywhere but on me, and only spoke during the whole service to vent frustration by way of encouragement to hurry up and finish.
Duly done, wiped down, the lights are straight on and an unanswered telephone call during the massage was returned...a punter who was told she was fully booked for the rest of the evening.
As I left, we went through 3 doors to the back gate and whoever else was in the house was a door infront of us the whole way...I understand these people may want to have someone else in the house for safety, but I think it's reasonable for some discretion.
Off I went having scratched the itch. £60 for an hour is reasonable, the girl is attractive, everything else is really substandard.
Could have been a neutral, but going with my gut and knowledge I won't bother going back...not long to wait now anyway.
