Author Topic: Massage Expert BBW - Aberdeen  (Read 5573 times)


5 review(s) for Massage expert BBW (1 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by puntingpumping1920]

Offline Bigsteve69

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Had a short amount of spare time today and was in town. I noticed last night that Unique Pandora was back on town and fancied 1 of her blow and go specials. Been before several times now and they are great. Sent a text but she was not available in the small window of oppertunity I had so into AW for a quick search.

Noticed Massage Expert and figured her photos looked similar to Pandora. Dropped a text to see if she offered a similar blow and go service which she did. She was also available so off I went down to road just off George Street. 1 of the smallest flats I have ever been in.

Got to flat and soon realised this was not someone in the same league as pandorra. Blonde straggly hair all over the place, no make up, a very old pvc nurse outfit that clearly did not fit her. Pretty horrendous really. So did what most other from the punting community would do in this situation, i went in.

Bit of haggling later and £40 was agreed for OWO and massage. No CIM I was informed. Not a deal breaker as just wanted to blow load and leave. Room had a massage table and bed. She put on some weird grunge typed music. Really shite.

On to bed and she kind of pinned me down with her big gut and leaned across squashing my stomach, really unconfortable. She then went to 100mph straight away on a flacid cock. I was a bit taken aback to be honest. I lay there squirming. Really shit technique. After a bit she leaned up and I could breath again. She got some oil and started wanking. Was actually sore. After a bit she was getting knackered. I could not look at her body as was putting me off so tried closing eyes etc but was too uncomfortable so I said I would finish. Finished myself by hand, this was the best part of the punt.

Afterwards she almost forced me to have a massage. I really did not want 1 but she was very insistant. I thought if she is this keen she must be really good at it. On to massage table to have the weirdest massage I have ever experinced. She was just going mental. Ankle, neck arm, foot, neck, back. Very random with no technique. I actually started to think it was that random she must be out her face on drugs. Tried getting up a few times but she wouldnt let me. Eventually think she went to get more oil so I just stood up. She told me to wait while she got some bog roll and wiped my back down. I asked for a shower so she came through with me and cleaned my back then stood and stared at me as I showered.  She looked to be in a bit of a daze.

Odd experience which to be honest has put me off punting for a while.


Offline Bigsteve69

Bollocks. Admin can you change this to negative for me?

Offline David1970

After reading your review one question....why positive :unknown:

Offline David1970

« Last Edit: March 05, 2021, 10:15:06 pm by David1970 »


Offline EL1M1N8OR

She’s definitely not Pandora’s Box, more like Davy Jones’ Locker..

Offline The clitlicker

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Been there a few year's ago, Maryhill area in Glasgow, absolute disaster, huge bird who did nothing for me, complete waste of money, not even a proper h/j!
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Offline Forthports

Jeezo, is she still going. She was past it when I saw her and that was over a decade ago. An unforgettable meeting. Unfortunately.

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Offline Marvlus69

Ok I’ll fess up.
She was one off my first, many moons ago... (oh god how I wish it had been dark)
Massage was like been pummelled by Queen B in Aussie Cell Block H... (one for the older generation)
Asked about blow job, was £10 extra... but she said she was crap at it... I believed her...

It’s giving me the heebyjeebies just thinking about it now.  :thumbsdown:

Offline Bigsteve69

It’s giving me the heebyjeebies just thinking about it now.  :thumbsdown:

I feel your pain. Still struggling with some PTSD today. Hopefully it wi ease off with time.

Offline Alanroy

I feel your pain. Still struggling with some PTSD today. Hopefully it wi ease off with time.

It will ease off :thumbsup: but it never goes away completely, I should know. You'll still wake up in the night, in a cold sweat, 10 years from now, feeling you're being suffocated by that gut  :lol:

Offline Marvlus69

It will ease off :thumbsup: but it never goes away completely, I should know. You'll still wake up in the night, in a cold sweat, 10 years from now, feeling you're being suffocated by that gut  :lol:


And there goes my lunch....boak

Offline Dundeelad73

Was actually planning on seeing this one too - it's been a while - aw profile indicating she currently has blue hair? Is this the case op?

Offline Bigsteve69

Was actually planning on seeing this one too - it's been a while - aw profile indicating she currently has blue hair? Is this the case op?

No as per my review she has blonde straggly hair. Like a fat Worzel Gummidge but uglier

Offline Marvlus69

She’s not far from the blue rinse brigade though...  :scare: