Author Topic: Alisha-GEA  (Read 4187 times)

Offline RandyTiki184

Duration - 30mins
Location - Flat near squinty Bridge
Fees - £80. 
Date - last week

So after reading all the rave reviews about Alisha on here, I thought I'd check her out.
Met at the door by Alisha in all in one body suit and heels. Nice enough and made the effort. Hall was in darkness so didn't get a good look at her but into the big bedroom where showered was offered. She's really, really young looking and I'm not gonna lie it kind of was a little off-putting.

Very giggly and genuinely did not stop talking so decided just to go for it. DFK which she was very enthusiastic about then right on the bed following a quick strip where she went straight to OWO. Good technique and seemed to genuinely enjoy doing it. Don't know if it was maybe the smell of cigarettes which put me off going down on her so decided to get the bag on right away.

Straight into mish. She's got a nice wee tight body and I'd say probably smaller than she is in her pics. Started going at it but she was screaming so loud I genuinely found it off putting and was waiting on a chap at the front door from the boys in blue asking if I was murdering her.
Couldn't finish because I just wanted her to be quiet if I'm honest. She wasn't keen on CIM so finished off on her tits.

Nice enough girl, but looked about 16. That and the off-putting screeching and screaming is why I'm giving her a neutral review.

Wouldn't book her again but each to their own.


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Good review, cheers...  :thumbsup:

I'm a bit undecided now as amongst other things don't think I'm too keen on someone screaming the place down/overdoing the noises...  :wackogirl:

On a side note regarding the cigs... Was she blowing smoke rings out her muff!....  :sarcastic: :D
« Last Edit: March 02, 2021, 10:31:56 pm by Clattypats »

Offline K.Jay50

Hello,

You said she isn’t keen on CIM, did you ask and she said no ? Or did she clear it when you asked her at the start ? Also it states on her profile that she does do it at discretion

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Hello,

You said she isn’t keen on CIM, did you ask and she said no ? Or did she clear it when you asked her at the start ? Also it states on her profile that she does do it at discretion
Two other posters reviews suggest she does do it...  :unknown:

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Stupid question but I'm assuming you asked her to be a bit less noisy?

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Offline Dman88

Two other posters reviews suggest she does do it...  :unknown:

As far as I’m led to believe she loves it, although “at discretion” perhaps the OP didn’t taste very nice?

Offline Dman88

Stupid question but I'm assuming you asked her to be a bit less noisy?

Good old face squashed into the pillow usually does the trick  :lol:

Offline mikemole

As far as I’m led to believe she loves it, although “at discretion” perhaps the OP didn’t taste very nice?

+1

CIM offered willingly to me also.

Offline RandyTiki184

Regarding CIM, perhaps she was annoyed because I didn't go down on her. Wasn't a big deal, she didn't want to and I was happy to blow on her tits. Regarding blowing smoke rings out her muff, I'm not a fan of cigarette smokers, she stated she's a non-smoker on her profile but when I got to the flat, I could smell it very strongly and she was the only one there. I could taste it when I kissed her and in my experience, there's a certain taste to a girl if she's a smoker that I don't like. Again, it's a personal thing.

Offline RandyTiki184

Stupid question but I'm assuming you asked her to be a bit less noisy?
I did say she was very loud and I was a bit worried about the neighbours hearing. Very giggly and apologetic but didn't seem to make a difference when we started up again hence why I stopped and blew quickly over her.

Offline RandyTiki184

As far as I’m led to believe she loves it, although “at discretion” perhaps the OP didn’t taste very nice?
It was no biggie. Hence the 'at discretion' on her profile. Cleanliness is a big thing for me. Like I say the cigarette smell totally put me off and I think she automatically expected me to go down on her, when I didn't, she maybe felt like she didn't want me to CIM. It didn't bother me 

Offline Dman88

Personally I’ve never smelled or tasted cigarettes and that’s been over the course of 4 years. In regards to the RO/CIM, she’s a self proclaimed giver rather than receiver and I really can’t imagine her being salty because you didn’t go down on her. You say hygiene is a big thing for you so I’m assuming that was not her issue? Maybe you said something to offend her?

Offline Dman88

Regarding CIM, perhaps she was annoyed because I didn't go down on her. Wasn't a big deal, she didn't want to and I was happy to blow on her tits. Regarding blowing smoke rings out her muff, I'm not a fan of cigarette smokers, she stated she's a non-smoker on her profile but when I got to the flat, I could smell it very strongly and she was the only one there. I could taste it when I kissed her and in my experience, there's a certain taste to a girl if she's a smoker that I don't like. Again, it's a personal thing.

Have you seen any other girls from the agency, Freya?

Offline Dman88

It was no biggie. Hence the 'at discretion' on her profile. Cleanliness is a big thing for me. Like I say the cigarette smell totally put me off and I think she automatically expected me to go down on her, when I didn't, she maybe felt like she didn't want me to CIM. It didn't bother me

Seems very out of character to me, plenty of occasions in my experience where I didn’t engage in RO and I don’t think it bothered her at all. Certainly she’s never withheld any services because of it. I honestly suspect this is a malicious review, as does Alisha, and she seems to have a good idea who the culprit is. The plot thickens  :unknown:

Offline mikemole

I was under the impression Alisha wasn't available last week either - I could be wrong but I'm sure she was off when I enquired.

Offline CoolTiger

Have you seen any other girls from the agency, Freya?

What are you implying?

Alisha and Freya are currently being shown as still on their books/site?
« Last Edit: March 03, 2021, 12:00:29 pm by CoolTiger »

Offline Dman88

I was under the impression Alisha wasn't available last week either - I could be wrong but I'm sure she was off when I enquired.

That’s one of several reasons why I question the legitimacy of this review. That and the fact that the OP quotes
Date: Mid January
Location: Lancefield Quay (incall)
Duration: 1 hour
Fee: £150

I'd been checking out Freya's profile for a while. Have met a few of the other girls and none of them seemed to offer all the services I was after so thought I'd give them one last try.


So giving the agency “one last try” led you to book for an hour, to then only try 30 mins with an SP who has recently been well reviewed. Does the OP usually book an hour or half hour?

Offline seeker

Seems very out of character to me, plenty of occasions in my experience where I didn’t engage in RO and I don’t think it bothered her at all. Certainly she’s never withheld any services because of it. I honestly suspect this is a malicious review, as does Alisha, and she seems to have a good idea who the culprit is. The plot thickens  :unknown:

So you've discussed this review with Alisha?
It was only put up yesterday day .
You say you've known her for 4 years ?
So yes the plot does thicken  :bomb:
« Last Edit: March 03, 2021, 12:06:19 pm by seeker »

Offline Dman88

What are you implying?

Alisha and Freya are currently being shown as still on their books/site?

I wouldn’t like to imply anything but after speaking with Alisha she is adamant this didn’t happen and has expressed that she thinks it’s been written by another SP at the agency. I am aware of the rules not to discuss this site with SP’s but Alisha and I have been in quite regular contact for years now and not always regarding meets, she actually contacted me to ask if I had seen it and she knows I’m a member because it was her who mentioned the site to me in 2017. Sorry if I’ve broken the rules but I do regard her as more of a friend and like I previously mentioned, my contact with her isn’t exclusive to punting.

Offline Dman88

So you've discussed this review with Alisha?
It was only put up yesterday day .
You say you've known her for 4 years ?
So yes the plot does thicken  :bomb:

She knows I’m on here because it was her who mentioned the site to me and told me to check it out. She called me asking if I had seen it like she has done previously when there have been discussions about her. Sorry if I’ve broken any rules she calls me for numerous reasons and I’ve helped her out with lifts or money on occasions over the years.

Offline CoolTiger

I wouldn’t like to imply anything but after speaking with Alisha she is adamant this didn’t happen and has expressed that she thinks it’s been written by another SP at the agency. I am aware of the rules not to discuss this site with SP’s but Alisha and I have been in quite regular contact for years now and not always regarding meets, she actually contacted me to ask if I had seen it and she knows I’m a member because it was her who mentioned the site to me in 2017. Sorry if I’ve broken the rules but I do regard her as more of a friend and like I previously mentioned, my contact with her isn’t exclusive to punting.

So Alisha introduced you to this site over 4 years ago, and yet you never submitted a review on her all this time??

Isn't the Agency able to confirm if Alisha was working during the time of the OP's booking?

Why can't she register herself on here instead of you acting as her mouthpiece?

Has she been visitng this site to read up on reviews on herself, or did you inform her of this review?

Offline Dman88

So Alisha introduced you to this site over 4 years ago, and yet you never submitted a review on her all this time??

Isn't the Agency able to confirm if Alisha was working during the time of the OP's booking?

Why can't she register herself on here instead of you acting as her mouthpiece?

Has she been visitng this site to read up on reviews on herself, or did you inform her of this review?

Her name was Sophie when I met her and I didn’t want to review the same person twice. I can’t say as I’m unsure why she hasn’t registered but I think she just googles her name? I have never informed her of a review or post, I think she checks quite regularly as there have been a few occasions where she’s contacted me to ask if I seen something. I may be guilty of being slightly coerced into speaking up for her but I have never and would never say anything that isn’t true and she really is an excellent SP so I do feel that my information is valuable. Again sorry if I’ve broken any rules

Offline CoolTiger

Her name was Sophie when I met her and I didn’t want to review the same person twice. I can’t say as I’m unsure why she hasn’t registered but I think she just googles her name? I have never informed her of a review or post, I think she checks quite regularly as there have been a few occasions where she’s contacted me to ask if I seen something. I may be guilty of being slightly coerced into speaking up for her but I have never and would never say anything that isn’t true and she really is an excellent SP so I do feel that my information is valuable. Again sorry if I’ve broken any rules

Thanks for the detailed reply.

Perhaps you may be showing signs of EAS with attachment to her. I would suggesst you let her or the Agency respond about whether has been working recently or not.

As for the OP, I would say the jury i out on him, given what you say is true. Let's see what else he contributes to.

Offline Dman88

Thanks for the detailed reply.

Perhaps you may be showing signs of EAS with attachment to her.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: Believe it or not she actually contacts me a lot of the time   :cool: :lol:

Offline Bigdog82

She didn’t have any availability last week as I was looking to book her and she wasn’t available any day 😢

Offline RandyTiki184

This review was my opinion of a booking. Fair play on the dates, it was the end of the following week so apologies for weeks rolling into one over lockdown and not realising what days it is. I was not offensive about the girl, she just wasn't for me, I won't book again with her in the future. She states she's a non-smoker on her profile when she is. That was a downside for me. She's very young looking which again, not for me. The screaming was off-putting, once again not for me. Hence why it was a neutral review and not a negative one.

Offline RandyTiki184

I wouldn’t like to imply anything but after speaking with Alisha she is adamant this didn’t happen and has expressed that she thinks it’s been written by another SP at the agency. I am aware of the rules not to discuss this site with SP’s but Alisha and I have been in quite regular contact for years now and not always regarding meets, she actually contacted me to ask if I had seen it and she knows I’m a member because it was her who mentioned the site to me in 2017. Sorry if I’ve broken the rules but I do regard her as more of a friend and like I previously mentioned, my contact with her isn’t exclusive to punting.

Sounds as though you are implying quite a lot. So because I previously left a good review for Freya is she getting the blame for this? Bang out of order mate. And pretty sure you're breaking site rules to be defending an escort so vehemently. What I wrote was not offensive to Alisha, if she can't handle it perhaps she shouldn't come on the site to read reviews.

Offline Dman88

Sounds as though you are implying quite a lot. So because I previously left a good review for Freya is she getting the blame for this? Bang out of order mate. And pretty sure you're breaking site rules to be defending an escort so vehemently. What I wrote was not offensive to Alisha, if she can't handle it perhaps she shouldn't come on the site to read reviews.

Any distinguishing marks/tattoos on her body that would confirm you have in fact seen her naked?

Offline Dman88

I’ll let the active status and long awaited/lack of reply serve as further evidence against you

Offline RandyTiki184

I’ll let the active status and long awaited/lack of reply serve as further evidence against you
Unlike a lot on here, I don't spend every hour of the day on. If it's active, it's only because it's open on a tab on my phone.
What is your issue buddy. No, didn't notice any distinguished marks on her. It's obvious she's squeezed out a pup at some point but that's it from what I could see. Good looking girl, bit younger than expected as stated, nice enough but won't be back.

Offline Dman88

Unlike a lot on here, I don't spend every hour of the day on. If it's active, it's only because it's open on a tab on my phone.
What is your issue buddy. No, didn't notice any distinguished marks on her. It's obvious she's squeezed out a pup at some point but that's it from what I could see. Good looking girl, bit younger than expected as stated, nice enough but won't be back.

No moles/freckles on her body?

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The issue I have here is this

If you log out then try and access the reviews it doesn’t work. Only members can access reviews at this time. That’s why I joined the site. I used to just read the reviews without being a member but this function stopped being available

So either someone has called their friend alisha saying she has a neutral review or Alisha is on the site herself without declaring it. I know where my money would be dman88

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The issue I have here is this

If you log out then try and access the reviews it doesn’t work. Only members can access reviews at this time. That’s why I joined the site. I used to just read the reviews without being a member but this function stopped being available

So either someone has called their friend alisha saying she has a neutral review or Alisha is on the site herself without declaring it. I know where my money would be dman88
I viewed your post I've quoted when I was logged out to be fair... :hi:

If you click on "Scotland" on the page before the login page, instead of "UK punting" it takes you right to the review section, to which I believe you can view 20 topics before you have to login... Don't think the "Regional" boards can be accessed though...  :unknown:

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I viewed your post I've quoted when I was logged out to be fair... :hi:

If you click on "Scotland" on the page before the login page, instead of "UK punting" it takes you right to the review section, to which I believe you can view 20 topics before you have to login... Don't think the "Regional" boards can be accessed though...  :unknown:

I’ve just tried it again and it doesn’t allow me to do this. The only page I can access is punting abroad

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I’ve just tried it again and it doesn’t allow me to do this. The only page I can access is punting abroad
It's the page before you get to this (if you Google uk punting) ... Instead of clicking on "uk punting" click on "Scotland"... If you click on the former then you will only get "Punting abroad"...
« Last Edit: March 04, 2021, 06:32:03 pm by Clattypats »

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It's the page before you get to this (if you Google uk punting) ... Instead of clicking on "uk punting" click on "Scotland"... If you click on the former then you will only get "Punting abroad"...

Thanks for clearing that up mate.

Offline mikemole

I would've been disappointed with any cigarette odours also, but luckily didn't detect any on my booking with Alisha.

I can't agree with your age comments however - at worst I would say she looks 20,21 but not 16 as you say. 

And as for the screaming - this was fairly well documented, so why book her if you are not a fan of the more vocal SP?  Katie at GEA is apparently also a loud one, so I'd possibly hold off on that three-way with Freya if I were you.

Offline RandyTiki184

I would've been disappointed with any cigarette odours also, but luckily didn't detect any on my booking with Alisha.

I can't agree with your age comments however - at worst I would say she looks 20,21 but not 16 as you say. 

And as for the screaming - this was fairly well documented, so why book her if you are not a fan of the more vocal SP?  Katie at GEA is apparently also a loud one, so I'd possibly hold off on that three-way with Freya if I were you.

As stated, my booking, my opinion. Buy cheers for the tip on Katie and yeah it was well documented and I love a bit of noise, gets me going but that was even more extreme than I was expecting.
Waiting on the barrage of questions from her number 1 fan Dmann coming now  :dash:

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Planning to see this one tomorrow.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2021, 08:09:21 pm by Vigor »

Offline mikemole

As stated, my booking, my opinion. Buy cheers for the tip on Katie and yeah it was well documented and I love a bit of noise, gets me going but that was even more extreme than I was expecting.
Waiting on the barrage of questions from her number 1 fan Dmann coming now  :dash:

Yep sure is - apologies if that sounded overly critical.  I'm hoping to arrange a meet with Katie soon and hopefully compare the noise levels!