Is your gear lycra? Are you over 40? NB this is not a chat up attempt.
Lols. Nah. I'm into the baggy mtb look.
Last time I cycled to see a newbie was Polish Sara.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=301108.0It was in the back end of Croydon on a miserable grey dreich day.
She was complaining, towards the end of the meet, about how shite the Croydon punters were, with time wasting, being miserable, scruffy etc.
I guess that's why, when she first saw me, sweaty, in waterproofs, mud splashed, hair all over the face and place she was curt, thinking I was just another Croydon bandit boy whereas I am actually a posh boy from SW London.
'Go and have shower.'
'There are the towels. No. There are the towels. Takes your shoes off.'
'No, I can't extend even if we click.'
... etc.
Towards the end she's like:
'I see, you like to relax. Not cum to quickly.'
'Have a kiss before you go.'
...etc.
Haven't gone back simply because she was nice but too vanilla for me! Though I know she would be more welcoming if I did!
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