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Author Topic: Visit to Tenerife September  (Read 1388 times)

Offline paul10

Hey visiting Tenerife September nice apartment not far from Los  Christanos with good lady but will be a famine no sex - will miss my special lady back in england - any suggestions of ladies / establishments that arw available ??? Wanking is not the answer - thanks guys

Book the special lady into the same hotel

then either go to the gym a lot or suggest a 3 sum

Offline James999

There are loads of prossies on the streets, also loads of muggers, I'd suggest you get some porn and have a wank.

There is less action in Los Cristianos as most of the people there are nearly dead, i've never seen so many mobility scooters in my life  :scare:

Offline softlad

There is less action in Los Cristianos as most of the people there are nearly dead, i've never seen so many mobility scooters in my life  :scare:

Sounds like rich pickings to me..... :cool:

Offline James999

Yeah but remember it's the women that live longest and as such most of the scooters are in the hands of old women, and even in their prime women have trouble driving, the place is a fucking nightmare, I went there a long time ago and it was fine, but last year was a real eye opener, I expect a funeral director is a good business in Los Cristianos  :diablo:

Offline softlad

Yeah but remember it's the women that live longest and as such most of the scooters are in the hands of old women,

Any cuties of this quality ?  :blush:



Offline Wife4rent

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There are loads of prossies on the streets,

I would suggest that you stay clear of street girls, they are usually black and I know some guys that have problems here in Fuengirola being robbed by them. there are usually clubs around most of the tourist areas on the islands openly advertised on bill boards, if not the local taxi drivers always know where they are...

Offline smiths

I would suggest that you stay clear of street girls, they are usually black and I know some guys that have problems here in Fuengirola being robbed by them. there are usually clubs around most of the tourist areas on the islands openly advertised on bill boards, if not the local taxi drivers always know where they are...

And steer clear of WGs that fuck punters over, like yourself as well, thats my advice.

Offline smiths

Yeah but remember it's the women that live longest and as such most of the scooters are in the hands of old women, and even in their prime women have trouble driving, the place is a fucking nightmare, I went there a long time ago and it was fine, but last year was a real eye opener, I expect a funeral director is a good business in Los Cristianos  :diablo:

I nearly spilt my drink over my computer, cheers for the laugh. :D :D :D




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