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Author Topic: Looking to lose my virginity through an escort on this week  (Read 9217 times)

Offline joeyb23

Hi

I am a 23 year old virgin who has an escort booked for this week. I must say I am as nervous as hell for two reasons: 1. The fact I've never had sex before never mind with an escort 2. I have deep held insecurities about my penis size. You see it is for this reason I am still a virgin even though I have had so many opportunities to lose it in the past. I am apparently a 'handsome' fella so attracting women has never been an issue for me but my insecurity about what I am packing has made me avoid sex completely. I've regretfully spurned so many chances for some action with some very pretty ladies but now I am soon to be 24 in a couple of months I feel the longer I delay having sex the worse I will feel.

Now I don't know if I should broach the fact that I am a virgin and that my penis size measures 4.7 inches erect to the escort. I understand she probably wouldn't give a damn as long as she gets her money but it still matters to me. I am actually now starting to have second thoughts about doing this at all tbh.

Can anyone offer advice please? Thanks

yeah, dont. Meet a nice lass when drunk and have sex with her. Decide later when you have had sex a few times whether you want to try an escort or not.

Offline socks

Go for it mate. The lady won't care one bit about your size and you'll have got the monkey off your back.

Offline James999

I am a 23 year old virgin who has an escort booked for this week

Pro$$ies love virgins, so make sure you tell her and ask for a 50% Virgin discount, aside from that book as short a time as possible 15 mins is ideal as it will allow you time to have a shower, a chat a coffee and plenty of time to shoot your load.

Also book a fat ugly one and you may last a lttle longer  :hi:

Offline joeyb23

Go for it mate. The lady won't care one bit about your size and you'll have got the monkey off your back.

Yeah that was my thought exactely. With an escort she probably wont care as long as she receives her payment and as you said it will hopefully be a kick start to a more productive sex life. At least I will clarify if my size is as big of a deal as it is in my head.

Offline joeyb23

Pro$$ies love virgins, so make sure you tell her and ask for a 50% Virgin discount, aside from that book as short a time as possible 15 mins is ideal as it will allow you time to have a shower, a chat a coffee and plenty of time to shoot your load.

Also book a fat ugly one and you may last a lttle longer  :hi:


Lol thanks for the advice except for the fat ugly part. To be fair if I do go ahead with it I probably wont last no more than a couple of minutes if that!  I am not really too nervous about that though. I am more nervous about showing my body to another person even an escort.

Offline Quatro

Really wouldn't worry about your size. You're unlikely to be the smallest she's had, even that week, let alone ever.

Offline JV547845

I wouldn't feel bad about it at all.  Popping your cherry with a civilian for many people is a let down.  A classy escort would give youa far far better time than a drunken awkward fumble in the dark with the lights off between two people who don't know what they're doing (and no oral or anal) meaning you can't ever bare to talk to one of your good friends ever again. 

My advice: 
1)  Check the reviews really well because getting scammed or being dissappointed when losing your virginity would fucking suck. 
2)  Get used to retracting your foreskin, cleaning it and wanking with a condom on (and get ones that fit if needs be) and have a goddamn bath. 
3)  Be nice and respectful to the girl and she'll most likely be nice and generous back. 
4)  Don't worry about ED or PE - it happens to the best of us.  Try to relax and enjoy it. 
5)  Not touting but if you're going to lose your virginity with an escort, don't build up unrealistic expectations but also, don't fucking do it on the cheap - go for it big style, treat yourself!  This is a once in a lifetime thing so splash out.  Save up a bunch of cash and rock up to a FKK club with €300.  Book a porn star or someone you really really fancy.  Have a threesome.  Get squirted on.  Do anal. Get rimmed.  That way if it ever slips out the way you lost your virginity in future, although you'll have to admit to losing it with an escort, you can follow up with AND IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING LADS!! which could well be a far more entertaining story than your mates have about when they lost it. 

Offline Nhsi

It's nerve wracking, but what you have to remember is they don't give a crap what you look like, how big your penis is or how good looking you are (to an extent)

All they care about is you being clean, getting their money and making you enjoy it so you come back.

So, don't worry, just enjoy it! It's not like it's some random girl who might talk to people you know etc, or judge. An escort would be good practice, a way of learning to control yourself and feel self confident for wen you do find a woman to be with.


Offline Festisio

You think you will come quickly, but you might not.

Having spent years wanking, you will have become accustomed to your "grip of death" and will find the ol' in-out in-out quite a different experience.

Get it done or you'll never lose the V card.

Offline yorkshire123

- 23
- virgin
- good looking
- small cock
- money on the hip

They will be fighting each other to book you.

Lets pretend of a second that your not taking the piss then my advise would be find a nice civilian girl & learn together.
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Offline joeyb23

It's nerve wracking, but what you have to remember is they don't give a crap what you look like, how big your penis is or how good looking you are (to an extent)

All they care about is you being clean, getting their money and making you enjoy it so you come back.

So, don't worry, just enjoy it! It's not like it's some random girl who might talk to people you know etc, or judge. An escort would be good practice, a way of learning to control yourself and feel self confident for wen you do find a woman to be with.

Your last point is exactly what led me to decide to go this route. I need to get some form of practice and as they say practice makes perfect. So even if I am not particularly packing at least I will be able to use what I have but the only way to do that is by actually having sex. Hopefully this might be the stepping stone.

Offline joeyb23

- 23
- virgin
- good looking
- small cock
- money on the hip

They will be fighting each other to book you.

Lets pretend of a second that your not taking the piss then my advise would be find a nice civilian girl & learn together.

Why do you list small cock as a reason an escort will be fighting over a client like myself?

Offline Ali Katt

Small penis, possibly cums quick, willing to talk through problems (i.e, talk a lot before getting down to the deed) - that's every prossie's wet dream right there. Contrary to popular belief a lot of women don't like big cocks and find it difficult.

Offline joeyb23

You think you will come quickly, but you might not.

Having spent years wanking, you will have become accustomed to your "grip of death" and will find the ol' in-out in-out quite a different experience.

Get it done or you'll never lose the V card.

I've heard that before actually. I will just have to wait and see.

Offline Nhsi

You haven't gotta worry about how big or small it is, honestly. You've got enough there to get the job done, and most of it is about the technique and staying power. Just get some practice in, take your time, use numbing agents to make yourself last longer. Best thing is Vagisil. Rub it over your bell about an hour before the meet, put your foreskin back up and wash it off when you get to the escorts house. Will reduce sensation but will make it last longer and mean you can get more practice for your money!

Offline socks

Why do you list small cock as a reason an escort will be fighting over a client like myself?
Stop thinking about it chap. Find a well reviewed WG. Plan what you want to do to her and in what order. Tell her in advance. Do it. Come back when you've done it. Tell us. Otherwise you start sounding like a troll.

Offline Ludwig

...I am a 23 year old virgin who has an escort booked for this week...

Who is the escort ?

Offline yorkshire123

You could always shag a prossie straight after me, she will think that your hung like a horse  :lol:

Joey, is the saying "packing" a commonly used expression used by men where you live? my reason for asking is i have only ever heard women call it that.
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Offline joeyb23

Small penis, possibly cums quick, willing to talk through problems (i.e, talk a lot before getting down to the deed) - that's every prossie's wet dream right there. Contrary to popular belief a lot of women don't like big cocks and find it difficult.

My best mate tells me that the notion that all women like big cocks is a fallacy fuelled by porn. Apparently most women are more comfortable/satisfied with an average penis. I'm just afraid that my size is inadequate to give enough to pleasure to any woman.

Offline joeyb23

You haven't gotta worry about how big or small it is, honestly. You've got enough there to get the job done, and most of it is about the technique and staying power. Just get some practice in, take your time, use numbing agents to make yourself last longer. Best thing is Vagisil. Rub it over your bell about an hour before the meet, put your foreskin back up and wash it off when you get to the escorts house. Will reduce sensation but will make it last longer and mean you can get more practice for your money!

Thanks for the advice mate. Tbh I am not too concerned about climaxing too quickly because I must admit I can get it back up very soon after and I am talking maybe 10-15 min.

Offline Quatro

I'm just afraid that my size is inadequate to give enough to pleasure to any woman.

Don't worry, your money isn't!
« Last Edit: May 13, 2014, 08:36:51 PM by Quatro »

Offline joeyb23

You could always shag a prossie straight after me, she will think that your hung like a horse  :lol:

Joey, is the saying "packing" a commonly used expression used by men where you live? my reason for asking is i have only ever heard women call it that.

lol I think you maybe being harsh on yourself.

I would say it is an expression commonly used by both sexes I think.

Offline Nhsi

Well bear it in mind in case you find it becomes a problem. Possibly will only become a problem when you find a girl you really want to please and become anxious.

Offline James999

My best mate

I got a whiff of Troll at the outset, but seriously you expect us to believe you're good looking, 23 and a virgin, and on top of that you've got a mat, yeah right I'm calling bullshit  :sarcastic:




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