Author Topic: Sexylolawoods Uxbridge  (Read 2009 times)


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Offline RegalLondonM

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Right chaps, my first ever review so go easy! Saw Lola recently and been meaning to put up a review as I felt it would be helpful for anyone thinking of booking

Venue: block of flats near Uxbridge town centre, fit for purpose, clean, good showering facilities, easy free parking within 100yards

Comms/Duration/costs: solid Comms, responsive. Costs quoted 100 for 30mins, 150 for 1 hour. Opted for 1 hour. Over the phone I asked if all 'likes' were included, she mentioned they were - more to come on this later

The Girl: As advertised, can confirm it is the SP on her profile. Contrary to previous comments on the sole review of her on here, she is definitely all female, and is better looking facially than her profile gives her credit for. Big nice eyes, lovely full natural lips. She has natural tits, G cup as advertised, was a little concerned that they could be sagging in some of her photos before the meet - but they are very nice indeed, with amazing nipples. Physique wise she is very slim, feminine, and the only negative for me here is her ass, clearly implants, and they are just a bit too overdone in my opinion. Without these her ass is pretty much flat. It's not a massive criticism and I would say it is horrendous, just not to my taste personally.

The meet:
Offered a clean towel, told to wash hands and face, and offered a shower - all very positive from a hygiene perspective.

So, here is probably a mixture of my  rookie error, and her taking the piss - but enough for me to flag this as a negative review. She demanded £50 extra for OWO  - when I stated she mentioned all likes were included, she said she may not have understood on the phone (yeah right...) - anyway, I opted to proceed as she looked drop dead gorgeous. I did not enquire about kissing or FK, not my thing with an SP, but assuming this would also be an extra.

Started with covered oral, decent enough technique, nothing to race about, a little toothy at times, but she was struggling a bit due to my girth, which is quite a way beyond average.
Oral went on for quite some time, I figured I'd let her have a go seeing as I paid for the entire hour. I asked to take a taste of her amazing tits, but this was also refused, as she didn't feel comfortable - a real shame as they are spectacular. She then made a little small talk, complimenting me on my face, eyes, and hair - without sounding in any way egotistical - not uncommon, but I also think she was trying to placate the obvious disappointed which must have been etched on my face by that point.

Anyway - I decided I was ready to get the rubber on. This was perhaps the only saving grace, as she is happy to take a pounding, so I went to town, and she definitely took it like a champ.

I left with about 10-15 mins remaining. Due to the negative aspects above didn't really feel the need to stay

In summary, a gorgeous girl, and to be honest she had a lovely warm personality, to be clear, she didn't have any attitude on her whatsoever, and the aspects of the punt she allowed, she was very enthusiastic. But for me, the deal on OWO, lack of access to her tits, pushed this into the neg band....basically £150 for what is a super vanilla experience seemed like poor VFM....if any of you guys feel like I am being harsh, please do feel free to comment!



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Offline centry

What's coitus without a kiss & nipple sucking. Astonishing how much people can tolerate.


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She didn't feel comfortable having her tits touched/kissed. 😂

Yeah I think she might be in the wrong job.

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She didn't feel comfortable having her tits touched/kissed. 😂

Yeah I think she might be in the wrong job.

What about gently/hard squeezed??
And slobbered on with spit everywhere??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏
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Offline Igor

Nice review op, her look is right up my street and have her on my hotlist for a special treat punt as she is 75 miles away from me. I like some fk and definitely access to boobs for a memorable punt so disappointing. Still tempted though.

Offline cotton

She compliments you on your face, eyes, and hair and still dosnt let you suck her tits , thats harsh  :unknown:  If she treats a guy as attractive as you like that one can only imagine how shell treat the rest of us  :thumbsdown:

Offline RegalLondonM

Part of the reason why I made sure I left this review.

To be honest, I am quite certain I got the best she had to offer - which was pretty poor