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External Link/Members OnlyTLDR: Regular use of telephone during the punt. Minimal eye contact. No kissing or erotic interaction. Fake moaning. Lacking enthusiasm and energy. Lying on her back like a corpse. Cock-blocking. This escort is a total waste of time and money.
Booking communications: Booking completed via SMS. Quick to respond to SMS.
Location: Modern flat close to a well-known YMCA, between Great Portland Street and Warren Street tube stations. Flat appeared to be tidy. The flat is a working girl stronghold. I have visited before to fuck one of her colleagues (a review will follow shortly).
Services: The escort greeted me at the door and welcomed me in. She is fairly attractive in person and looks similar to the photos. I paid £70 for 30 minutes and handed over the cash. She left the room to stash the cash and returned a few minutes later. A shower was not offered upon arrival. She asked me to lay down so she could suck my cock. Before she proceeded to give me a blowjob (with condom), she received a call and used her phone for a few minutes (this was during the time that I had paid for). I asked her to put the phone away. The blowjob was sub-optimal with the sole purpose being to give me an erection so she could move on to the next phase. Minimal eye contact.
Moved to reverse cow-girl (at her direction) after a couple of minutes of a half-hearted blowjob and fake moaning. Played with her arsehole to keep myself entertained. After slow movements she suddenly increased the speed of her thrusts - clearly wanting me to finish quickly. She then suggested we change positions and we went into missionary.
I struggled to keep an erection during missionary because of her behaviour. She positioned her legs to block my cock from insertion. I spread her legs out with my hands to remove the block. Minimal eye contact. Fake moans. No kissing. Her arms were dangling as if she was playing dead. I felt like I was fucking a corpse.
After I was done with my deed, she left the room and proceeded to talk on the phone. I could hear her giving directions to a punter over the phone. We weren't even 15 minutes into the 30 minutes that I had paid for. She returned to the room. I asked her to give me a massage. She gave me a massage with one hand, and was texting with the other phone. The behaviour was repulsive and disgusting. I said thank you and got up to get dressed. No shower offered. She left the room and started talking on the phone again. I got dressed and left.
Conclusion: All in all I was probably in there for no longer than 15 minutes. I would have been better off watching porn and using my hand.