External Link/Members OnlyOh dear. I've been on a surprisingly long run of luck with fab Romanian girls, but - like Man City's winning streak - it had to end sometime. And today's the day.
It was all looking so good this morning. I was on way to a long-arranged, much-anticipated first duo with two great Roms, when that meet fell apart (cue violins), leaving me desperate to use the time out of house & cover I'd engineered so carefully. So desperate that I ploughed into the relegation zone on the Cambridge AW, pinged three, got one reply, Emily's, and then failed to heed one warning signal after another (her sounding flat on the phone; her two-word texts; her failure to answer questions; her failure to wear the outfit from her page I requested). Into the province of Romania that is the Rustat Close blocks, into one of the larger flats, met Emily whose AW pix are sound, past her flatmate in other bedroom, ushered without ceremony or chat or smile into bedroom, agreed 30 mins, no extras (none offered), ordered to get undressed and lie down. Then it got so stereotypical it became comical: reached up to touch her bolt-ons, told to desist 'because they are silicone'. Ask about kissing: 'No'. Emily approaches bed condom in hand and rolls it straight on to my underwhelmed cock, and starts an effortful but underwhelming OW. Some hardness arrives, which moves me to stroke her strong tattooed thighs & sneak some fingers into the panties only to be slapped down again. Next, the messages ping in, and she switches to wanking me while tapping out some short replies on her mobile. I am smiling at my stupidity by now, which makes her grimace, probably because pleasure is not an expression her face favours naturally. A comically sour glowering on her part continues and just 10 mins into the punt, my body decides to bail out ten minutes after my mind did. 'Why your cock not work?' You're the reason why, sweetheart. Price of lesson learned: £60. The whole thing could not have been more industrial if there were a row of lathes in her flat.
