External Link/Members OnlyOkay, so totally pissed off with this interminable lockdown, and suitably covid-vaccinated, I decided it was time to venture forth once more.
Place - Privy Massage, Birmingham
Masseuse - Tiana
Cost - £160 for 60minutes
Admittedly this is the deep end of massage pricing, but as my old Ma used to say - buy cheap, pay twice.
I was, I'll admit, sceptical about VFM - however, not any more. It was first class.
First the venue. A spotlessly clean apartment, quite high end, with an impressively modern feel to it. Clean bathroom, first class shower, fresh towels and shower do-dads a-plenty.
A large modern bedroom with a massage table and double bed, both new and immaculate. The bed was just a pillow and fresh fitted sheet. No skanky towel draped over a grubby bedspread here. Soft lighting, background music and a mister added to the ambience.
Now the girl. In a word - HOT. And classy. Just my favourite combination. A smoking body, now a little older than her photos, but actually more impressive. She stands at just over 6ft in high heels, and is very attractive. Already, I knew I was in for a good time.
The action. After a hug and kiss on the cheek, we got the paperwork out of the way, and a shower was offered. I had showered, before I left (as always) but accepted to erase any hygiene doubts. Tiana went and ran the shower for me (a nice touch) and duly showered, I made my way to the massage table.
She asked me if I preferred firm or gentle - I asked for a combination. Okay, so she started with my feet, lots of lotion and lots of attention - which was very different to other massages. Then the backs of my legs and buttocks - this wasn't deep tissue, but nice. No cc swipes.
Once that area had been covered, the gentle stuff started. First, just a light grazing with her nails, then she used her mouth. A lot. This was really good. I may have been groaning at this point. She must like the taste of that lotion.
Anyway, this process was repeated with my back,, neck and ears, accompanied by some gentle under-reaches that had the little colonel at attention. About 15 minutes in, I'm asked to turn over.
She's now naked, kneeling on the end of the massage table, and starts on my feet again. Then comes the unexpected bit. She pushes my feet back, so my knees are bent, and massages up the inside of my legs, the all around and underneath double O and 7. Wow. I did not expect that.
Then we are into familiar territory with B2B - those awesome breasts and gentle licking and kissing nipples, neck, ears - but not mouth (yet).
Then something else new. She's straddling the table and pulls me upright, so now we are inches from each other, foreheads touching as she massages everything in reach and I get to massage those amazing breasts. Wow again.
Then it's over to the bed (I was wondering), I'm on my stomach, more lotion and some serious B2B and her mouth - boy does she use that well.
We are now about 45minutes in, and it's turn over for the main event. After some superb edging, and gentle ass-play, she lies down beside me and combines the very happy ending with some teasing FK. Closed lips at first, and making me work at deepening those kisses. Just. My. Favourite. (Way to pop.)
So, she cleans me up, runs the shower again (real touch of the Geisha treatment here) offers me a drink, then I'm good to go. And a very happy bunny.
Would I return? Absolutely, and I will. For another £40 you get another 30 minutes. I wouldn't have paid that before, but I will now.
Oh, and Tiana is only here for another week before she goes back to Brazil for two months, so back in May. However, this establishment has an eye for quality, so I expect the other girls to be of a similar standard.
