Author Topic: Chinese Massage - Clapham Junction  (Read 7085 times)

Offline TimTam

During lockdown(March 2020) to now depending on government guidelines, I have ventured only to places local to me with small walking distance(avoiding public transport). I will post other reviews of the other local places I visited shortly.

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Location: Close to Clapham Junction Station. Once on the road, they guide you to the place but can be tricky to find as it's sort of in an alleyway. Steps down with a big black gate to the place.

Info: I have punted here before lockdown and a few times since. It has not been the same girl anytime and they vary in features but mainly on the older side(late 30s/early 40s) size 10-14. In general, I would say below average facially and overall as well. This review is an amalgamation of all the punts.

Services: £120 for OW(they charge extra for OWO but as always different girl some did OWO without asking so it's hit and miss), massage, ro, kissing, and sex in multiple positions protected.

The deed:
After the black gate, there is another barred door where an older Chinese man opens the gate who leads you to the girl and then takes payment. If the girl isn't ready they make you wait in another room. The room has a bed and chair and trolley for all the SPs tools. The lighting is very low with an orangish hue. When this has happened the wait can be long as clearly they are getting rid of the previous punter but also see the working girl has showered - so at least good hygiene. In the room with the lady, they strip off quickly and take the cue to do the same. Bit of feeling each other and kissing(always light if allowed as varies depending on the girl working). Moved onto the bed and receive OW(again varies depending on the girl). After a while ask for sex and dow cowgirl or mish first, first pop in the bag. After this get a massage and again the quality varies but is usually substandard to average(one girl who gave a very good massage had proper techniques). After a while ask for round 2 and sex in multiple positions. Second pop and get dressed and leave.

General Thoughts: The whole thing is quite mechanical and I only returned due to locality and they are on the cheaper end but probably feel if it was £100, I'd give it a low positive. The girls attitudes are fine, they have a routine that they make you follow(they do want you to cum fast but not pressuring you to hurry up unless it's close to the end of the session). I've given it a Neutral as most of the time the girls aren't that great looking facially or body wise and the experience feels the same always which isn't bad but not great.

Offline webpunter

Back in the day i used to occasionally go there after an evening drinking in the city / west end
You have described it exactly as i recall
Fuck knows how you get out of the gaff if a fire & the metal gates are locked  :scare:
I'm presuming that you are referring to the place on the left going up Lavender Hill
5 mins brisk walk from the station
When things have run to plan i've called them & said arrival time [i'm already about to get on the train at waterloo]
Rock up, maybe wait a couple of minutes
2 rooms 2 burds
1/2 hr R&T & then fuck off 
Allowing time to get a tinnie from one of the 'corner' shops & a kebab
As post punt eats when getting on the train running an hour later than the one i got off
Punting poetry in motion  :yahoo:



Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the "update".  :drinks:

That place has been going for the better part of 2 decades and only few hundred yards from Plod's house and a good Thai restaurant.

How many of the girls did you see last year?

I never went often enough to find out if any came back round although some would've been worth repeating.  Then again that's a lot of girls to try at 2 new faces every week.

Offline webpunter

On my occasional visits now & again i'd have to wait for maybe 5-10 mins
Mamasan would sit you in the lounge
Which looked like a tip
Have been given a bottle of beer
You wouldn't fuck around with Mamasan, she looked like she fought the yanks in 'nam  :scare:
Pretty sure she had an ironing business on the side coz whilst i was waiting she'd be making small talk & doing shirts
The burds were your average AMP type, now & again more of a fittie but nothing astounding
Diddly squat ingrish but given that they had endless blokes turning up all day into the early hours they did pretty well
Despite usually being wasted i never failed to get it over the line as they worked pretty hard
Most likely not gonna be doing a return visit, tho once things start again, the lure of a late night R&T pit-stop off the train is appealing
If only as a one-off and a trip down 'massage' lane 

Offline TimTam

Yep off lavender hill.
I probs saw 4 girls last year, only one decent-looking girl that I wouldn't mind seeing again although the bar is still low so could get better.
Also, mamasan is now papasan. Plus I don't think there ever was a choice of two birds?

Offline Seasand22

Visited this P&D £50 20 minutes
Choice of 2 girls usually
And always hit and miss
If not nice enough can walk never a problem

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Yep off lavender hill.
I probs saw 4 girls last year, only one decent-looking girl that I wouldn't mind seeing again although the bar is still low so could get better.
Also, mamasan is now papasan. Plus I don't think there ever was a choice of two birds?

Hmmm, if only 1 girl working and a bloke in charge then the operation could've changed hands (for the worse).

IF you only visited 4 times in a year then you can't really speak of the 50-100 girls who would've worked there in that time.  It was a lottery  previously for sure but after so many years dipping in and out I'm still around 50/50 on a naff/fine punt after many tens of 30/60 min encounters there, even repeated a few of the girls within the week of their stint.  The "girls" were getting older well before lockdown, drier and a bit more worn too but some had skills and some were more appreciative of receiving attention.

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Visited this P&D £50 20 minutes
Choice of 2 girls usually
And always hit and miss
If not nice enough can walk never a problem

Indeed.  Old management used to be pretty good to regulars and a little flexible on pricing/time.