Author Topic: Zara xxx -CATFISH!!- Birmingham  (Read 4964 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5497189) (2 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Danyal118

Booked the night before to see Zara, pictures looked good, even thought at the time they looked heavily brushed and jazzed up by editing them but still wanted to find out for myself in case I missed out on a gem. Wish I did give it a miss now.

Communication - Could be better, sometimes I had to call her more than once or send ? texts after my initial texts to beat a response out of her but she did get back to me. There is room to improve in here definitely. Had to wait another 20 when reached outside, don’t know what for because she didn’t seem to look her best, more on that later.

Venue - Works from Birmingham City Centre, nightmare to park car unless you want to risk getting a ticket which I didn’t as it was late and hoped for ticket wardens not to be lingering around. Works from a apartment, again decent, little mess but nothing that would have made me walk. Could hear other girls in background, must be working as a group, heard male/s whilst I was there too, this was really off putting.

The Girl - Like I mentioned earlier, pictures are deceiving, most definitely been photoshopped, Zara is tattooed, not the good kind either, looked horrible, I don’t normally mind tattoos but feel like she’s mis advertised, if I wanted someone with tattoos definitely wouldn’t have chosen her. She has lip filler but a awful job at that, one side of her mouth is bigger than other. Her body isn’t in great shape either, most likely older pictures, her tits are decent but arse, stomach and even pussy looked like it had better days.

The act - Zara started off with oral without and was ok at best, felt rushed from the start, her demeanour and everything, after like 2 minutes of oral she asked to put condom on, her blowjob wasn’t the best so thought why not. Went into missionary was really ploughing away until this odur of tuna sandwich came rushing up into my nostrils and just remember thinking it was going to knock me out. Had to ask to smash her from the back to look away because I wasn’t leaving without getting my end away. To say she’s responsive would be an understatement, abit too much, I mean if you like a wash down version of a pornstar experience then this is your girl, I mean fucking hell, way she was acting was as if I made her cum 20 times, so fake to point I had to block it out, wish I could have just told her to shut the fuck up. Finally came on her miserable excuse of arse cheeks and walked out after getting dressed.

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Summary - If you want a really shit pornstar experience without the perks then this is the girl too see, me personally will be keeping away. Only good come out of this is me being able to warn others about her services and my experience.



Offline AffAlchemist

Thanks for TOFTT
don’t fancy a crappy pse lol

Offline shed

Thanks for the review. You have given a positive rating, sounds like it should be a negative to me :hi:

Offline alabama1

I am guessing the positive rating is a mistake then  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: February 20, 2021, 08:05:02 pm by alabama1 »

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Offline jay121

Op has probably forgot to change to negative before submitting, the default is  set to positive.

Offline Punter S Thompson

Fuck me. If this is a positive I'd hate to see a negative
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Offline Danyal118

Craaaaaap, this is far from a positive!!!

Can admin please change this to a NEGATIVE


Offline alibirmingham

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Must be a negative and an error. I’ve done it myself in the past and easily done.

I saw her profile yesterday but knew it would be a shitty one. Also noticed a few profiles now sporting the name Zara. Wonder if it has anything to do with Roms clocking onto popular wg’s names and creating profiles to lure the un-initiated and inexperienced punter. Maybe thinking Tom much into it but just found it a bit odd.

Offline pingo

Thanks for the review.. off my list

Offline Straightsix

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Went into missionary was really ploughing away until this odur of tuna sandwich came rushing up into my nostrils and just remember thinking it was going to knock me out.
Was it just tuna or do you think the sandwich had sweetcorn or lettuce?😂 topped off with an elongated set of ass cheeks i think ill pass.
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Offline temptation

Was it just tuna or do you think the sandwich had sweetcorn or lettuce?😂 topped off with an elongated set of ass cheeks i think ill pass.
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Look like one of those elephant leg meat kababs.

Offline Adultworkuser

Booked the night before to see Zara, pictures looked good, even thought at the time they looked heavily brushed and jazzed up by editing them but still wanted to find out for myself in case I missed out on a gem. Wish I did give it a miss now.

Communication - Could be better, sometimes I had to call her more than once or send ? texts after my initial texts to beat a response out of her but she did get back to me. There is room to improve in here definitely. Had to wait another 20 when reached outside, don’t know what for because she didn’t seem to look her best, more on that later.

Venue - Works from Birmingham City Centre, nightmare to park car unless you want to risk getting a ticket which I didn’t as it was late and hoped for ticket wardens not to be lingering around. Works from a apartment, again decent, little mess but nothing that would have made me walk. Could hear other girls in background, must be working as a group, heard male/s whilst I was there too, this was really off putting.

The Girl - Like I mentioned earlier, pictures are deceiving, most definitely been photoshopped, Zara is tattooed, not the good kind either, looked horrible, I don’t normally mind tattoos but feel like she’s mis advertised, if I wanted someone with tattoos definitely wouldn’t have chosen her. She has lip filler but a awful job at that, one side of her mouth is bigger than other. Her body isn’t in great shape either, most likely older pictures, her tits are decent but arse, stomach and even pussy looked like it had better days.

The act - Zara started off with oral without and was ok at best, felt rushed from the start, her demeanour and everything, after like 2 minutes of oral she asked to put condom on, her blowjob wasn’t the best so thought why not. Went into missionary was really ploughing away until this odur of tuna sandwich came rushing up into my nostrils and just remember thinking it was going to knock me out. Had to ask to smash her from the back to look away because I wasn’t leaving without getting my end away. To say she’s responsive would be an understatement, abit too much, I mean if you like a wash down version of a pornstar experience then this is your girl, I mean fucking hell, way she was acting was as if I made her cum 20 times, so fake to point I had to block it out, wish I could have just told her to shut the fuck up. Finally came on her miserable excuse of arse cheeks and walked out after getting dressed.

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Summary - If you want a really shit pornstar experience without the perks then this is the girl too see, me personally will be keeping away. Only good come out of this is me being able to warn others about her services and my experience.

Ah the tuna odour, I cant believe the amount of times I've encountered it. It's actually left me paranoid to the point that when I go for a punt I go in hoping I dont encounter it again. Literally makes me sick

Offline Straightsix

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Its the garbage dumpster smell that kills me, the anal stench is the worst though.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 03:44:51 am by Straightsix »
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Stinky fannies are the bane of our punting adventures  :vomit:

Thanks for the TOFTT OP and I'm sure these ROMS have cottoned on to the Zara name and also the Hungarian reviews, hence the sharp rise in both in new profiles - the good old polish ROMS have disappeared only to be replaced by the latter.

Once again thanks for the TOFTT and hope your next punt is a better experience  :hi:
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Offline Adultworkuser

Its the garbage dumpster smell that kills me, the anal stench is the worst though.

I cant understand how some can push through these sort of smells and still finish, I instantly lose wood if I smell a bad odour coming from down there.

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I cant understand how some can push through these sort of smells and still finish, I instantly lose wood if I smell a bad odour coming from down there.
Indeed. I've never managed to continue with intercourse and no matter how hard you try, nothing is going to get that erection back. Then the smell stays on you for ages. Absolutely disgusting.
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Offline dog999

Which hole did the fart come from?. :lol: :lol: :vomit:

Offline Don Keydick

I see she has posted a defence to the review on her by the OP on her profile

Offline ticketyboo246

well at least we know she (or her minder) reads and values the reviews enough to put them up in lights on her site

I do wonder why SP's do that - now anyone finding her on AW will come straight here, read the review, and give her a miss.

perhaps she'll offer a discount for UKP members, so that they can taste her wares and report back:) :cool:

Bloody hell! - i thought it was just a one liner reply she'd put on her profile in response to the review - but in fact its nearly the WHOLE TEXT of her AW profile thats she's devoted to it!!
« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 06:08:10 pm by ticketyboo246 »

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Offline Adultworkuser

Well that was an interesting read. She said he also made negative comments about her friend Larina but they're both connected to the same profile.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 06:10:37 pm by Adultworkuser »