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Author Topic: First Punt...SO many questions...Help?!  (Read 6401 times)

Offline vorian

Cheers, Vorian.

and Taplow, can't beat a good bit of trollin' lol!

When you get access to PM feel free to message me if you have any specific questions, I would be happy to do my best to help.
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Offline T_Nizo

When you get access to PM feel free to message me if you have any specific questions, I would be happy to do my best to help.

Thanks man, I really appreciate that!

Offline taplow

So many questions, so little time.

Offline vorian

Thanks man, I really appreciate that!

Your welcome, normally you need to make twenty post or so before getting access to PM. Until then if you have any general question, post away but as I said you don't need to worry as you have picked a well reviewed girl and thus should not get any unpleasant surprises.
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Offline Alistairs

You could always ring him at the punt  :sarcastic:

Offline vorian

You could always ring him at the punt  :sarcastic:

Or set up a conference call, with an optional video link. Hey if it helps out another punter I don't mind.  :D :D
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Offline T_Nizo

Or set up a conference call, with an optional video link. Hey if it helps out another punter I don't mind.  :D :D

How about a can on a string?

Offline vorian

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Offline T_Nizo


Offline vorian

I'll need to factor this into my budget!

I'm very cheap and don't charge much for extras.  :D
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Offline T_Nizo

I'm very cheap and don't charge much for extras.  :D

ZING!!  :lol:

Like the look of her CB session. Interesting use of a Cadburys Boost bar in the last FR!!

Put one in your pocket before you go.....

Offline vorian

Like the look of her CB session. Interesting use of a Cadburys Boost bar in the last FR!!

Put one in your pocket before you go.....

The CBF sessions are very good as are the large parties, excellent venue and hosts as well. I must say she is adaptable and does a very enjoyable vanilla GFE if that's what is required by the punter. 
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Offline wristjob

Dunno about Keeley and nobody has posted a link but if she's a good girl as a couple of peeps have said then that will make it easier.

Generally pay first

I would say the time is when you walk in BUT if she asks you to have a shower (which you should do immediately before going if possible) I would suggest you accept and assume the time starts from when that finishes - just don't hang around in there. Most decent girls seem to be able to pace a session - or more to the point if time is running out you'll get asked how you want to finish. That's your cue there's 5-10 minutes left.

At the start of the session you might face "the test". She might ask if you want a massage - for escorts a massage is code for squat over your face and have a dump in your mouth. Always decline or possibly "maybe later".

If she offers services you might like bear in mind she isn't the sweet girl who works in the florist so if you were to for example ask "can I spunk on your tits and watch you lick it off" she will likely not be offended or embarrassed so neither should you be. You probably won't be the first or last person to ask - that day even. Of course don't push on anything she's uncomfortable with.

Bear in mind who is paying you so - it's nice for the girl to enjoy herself but it's your birthday party. If she offers to go on top but you want to go on top say so. if you then decide you want her to go on top - say so. If you then decide.... your party capiche.

Did I mention not being embarrassed about asking for what you want - go read that again - about 100 times.

If you get nervous and things go a bit - soft - well you are in bed with a gorgeous babe (haven't checked she might be size 20 and 67 years old) you aren't there to impress her, she's seen it all before and I'm sure there's something more fun to do than getting stressed. you could ask for a massage even - it's ok if you ask, no squatting.

Good luck.

Offline T_Nizo

CB session does sound absolutely incredible - something to consider for the future perhaps. From the look of her photos she's absolutely stunning and it seems like theres nothing but fantastic review after fantastic review. really looking forward to it.

Offline T_Nizo

Dunno about Keeley and nobody has posted a link but if she's a good girl as a couple of peeps have said then that will make it easier.

Generally pay first

I would say the time is when you walk in BUT if she asks you to have a shower (which you should do immediately before going if possible) I would suggest you accept and assume the time starts from when that finishes - just don't hang around in there. Most decent girls seem to be able to pace a session - or more to the point if time is running out you'll get asked how you want to finish. That's your cue there's 5-10 minutes left.

At the start of the session you might face "the test". She might ask if you want a massage - for escorts a massage is code for squat over your face and have a dump in your mouth. Always decline or possibly "maybe later".

If she offers services you might like bear in mind she isn't the sweet girl who works in the florist so if you were to for example ask "can I spunk on your tits and watch you lick it off" she will likely not be offended or embarrassed so neither should you be. You probably won't be the first or last person to ask - that day even. Of course don't push on anything she's uncomfortable with.

Bear in mind who is paying you so - it's nice for the girl to enjoy herself but it's your birthday party. If she offers to go on top but you want to go on top say so. if you then decide you want her to go on top - say so. If you then decide.... your party capiche.

Did I mention not being embarrassed about asking for what you want - go read that again - about 100 times.

If you get nervous and things go a bit - soft - well you are in bed with a gorgeous babe (haven't checked she might be size 20 and 67 years old) you aren't there to impress her, she's seen it all before and I'm sure there's something more fun to do than getting stressed. you could ask for a massage even - it's ok if you ask, no squatting.

Good luck.

haha, nice one - cheers wristjob, appreciate the advice/post!



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Offline Quatro



At the start of the session you might face "the test". She might ask if you want a massage - for escorts a massage is code for squat over your face and have a dump in your mouth. Always decline or possibly "maybe later".


I got caught out by this my first time  :(

Just found it. Nizo you jammy jammy bastard. Doesn't look like much would make her blush actually.

Yeah, +1

I live about a million miles away from her.... might just ask the question in my area!

Offline vorian

Just found it. Nizo you jammy jammy bastard. Doesn't look like much would make her blush actually.

And the best thing is, she is not very photogenic, much better looking in person than her pictures.
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Offline T_Nizo

And the best thing is, she is not very photogenic, much better looking in person than her pictures.

Wow! Think she already looks great in those pictures - can't wait to see what she looks like in person!

Well you've upset me now !!! I can't get this girl out of my head as it is ........!! :)

Joking aside , from  my relatively  limited experience Hayley really is the cream of the crop . You can ask her ANYTHING .

Perfect for a first punt. Treat her well ... I guarantee you'll go back again and again ...I intend to !!

Make sure you give us a full review after your adventure.....

Offline T_Nizo

Well you've upset me now !!! I can't get this girl out of my head as it is ........!! :)

Joking aside , from  my relatively  limited experience Hayley really is the cream of the crop . You can ask her ANYTHING .

Perfect for a first punt. Treat her well ... I guarantee you'll go back again and again ...I intend to !!

Make sure you give us a full review after your adventure.....

I'll absolutely be sure to post a review! Really looking forward to it haha


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