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External Link/Members OnlyOnly one word to sum up this girl - AVOID!!!
Based on the top floor of some maisonettes in Aston, not too difficult to find.
Ok, so had the horn on Friday morning and eventually picked LoraLo. Rang, made booking and got there on time.
Knocked the door and was greeted by SexyEliza (
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External Link/Members Only) - My god she is fugly!! Do not let the pictures fool you!! Anyhow, she stuck out a palm and said "give me money, girl in that room" and pointed in the direction of the room.
I entered the bedroom and waited about a minute before LoraLo was shown in by Eliza - they seemed to having a heated debate of some sort - about what I was soon to find out!!
LoraLo is exactly as her pictures show - small tits and a nice big ass.
Ok, so, light kissing ensued, followed by undressing and being told owo and anal is £20 extra EACH! WTF!! her profile states that it inclusive! Anyhow, I declined and was then given which could vaguely be described as a standing blowjob - more hand then mouth and then too only the tip in her mouth. I thought maybe if I manoeuvre myself into a better position she may decide to open up her mouth a bit more, so I shift over to the bed and sit down - a look of horror immediately came across her face, 5 seconds later there was a knock at the door and words were once again exchanged between the LoraLo and Eliza. I was then told by LoraLo that we couldn't use the bed as it was too noisy. I looked around the bare room and asked stupidly "where then?", she then proceeded to point at the floor. Now normally I wouldn't care, but the floor was absolutely filthy, so I grab a towel off the bed and lay it onto the floor.
Ok, so now I'm on the floor and as she mounts me I get an whiff of something rotten "there's something dead under this bed" I think to myself, so ask to change to doggy instead. Anyhow, after about 4 strokes, I realise that the "whiff" wasn't anything under the bed, it was her personal hygiene!! She absolutely stunk down below!! Normally all of the above factors would have made me get up and walk, but I had just paid £70 and thought "fuck it, I'm gonna get at least a little moneys worth". I then pushed her face down onto her belly and slipped in from behind "prone bone" style, stuck a finger in her mouth (she didn't seem to like it), held my breath and drilled her until I came.
Was it worth £70?? NO. At best it was a £30 punt. Would I recommend or return? NO.
I think that Eliza runs the flat and that the neighbours have maybe complained about the noise - hence the "no bed"rule.