Author Topic: I MassageU Newcastle under Lyme  (Read 3823 times)


16 review(s) for ImassageU (11 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Generalstockinghead

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I've long ignored this place on AW, I don't like the take away style menu or the prices.  But sitting at home so horny I'm giving a lot of thought into banging the wife I decided that that was a bit fucking hasty and that we don't yet have to resort to desperate measures.

I've never actually had a B2B massage before so fuck it, 30 mins for 60 notes isn't that much of a gamble so I rang up, it was unanswered and got a message to text instead.  No problem, texts lead to Newcastle town centre, down by the magistrates court and park up, given directions to the gaff and it's all good, nice clean and totally fit for purpose. BTW this was today, about 2 or 3 hours ago.

Met by Emma, a slight Chinese girl anywhere from 23 to 46, not clue, but she's trim, and got great perky tits and a trimmed bush but showing a lovely bit of dark hair, I think I've begun to miss pubes these last few years, hope they make a come back.  Not the full untamed bush mind, that's a bit of a tongue forest, I'm a real fan of the landing strip, or even as an old girlfriend once did, a blonde Lightening bolt! Anyway, I'm rambling

Quick shower to freshen up and onto the massage table and she puts my head through the hole and promptly rests her tits on me head, little cracker.

She's got more English than I've got Chinese so Comms are bloody terrible but that doesn't stop anything.  She's oiled eme up and given me a cracking massage, real good. Head massage and working my back like a good un.  Lots of pecks on the cheek and responds well to my encouragement. She's doing a cracking job.

Oils me up and legs, ass, bollocks and cock are all given some.attwntion and does a great little bit of finger play around my arse bless her.  More nibbles and she turns me over to gentle suck my nipples and oils me up and gets to work on the front.  Ace

She lets me have a good wandering of hands , but as I'm not speaking the same language it feels a bit too cheeky to stick a finger up her, maybe later but certainly seems unfair if we can't actually communicate.

Lots of handy work and some seriously slippery boobs sees me deposit a nice full load on her perky chest and she's not one to stop at the first sight of Jizz, she's keeps going until my knob is totally drained..

Shower, cuddle and quick peck and I'm on the street about 40 mins after I walked in and a big fat grin on my face.

Don't know if I would spend any more on oral or a fuck, the service was bang on for 60 quid and one I will repeat.

Thanks for the reviews, I was not going to bother with this one at all, glad I did. 

Maybe give the FS Chinese a bash next, rang them earlier but the girl hadn't arrived yet, must be change over day.

« Last Edit: February 15, 2021, 11:37:02 pm by Generalstockinghead »

Offline ilovitbig

Glad you had a good time, do you konw how many are working there?.  I saw Kummie when the add was working from an address in Stoke and wasn't overall impressed but it iv'e seen 2 names cropping up with no mention of Kummie. I thoght it was like looking at a takeaway menu trying to choose what you want. I can't exatly remember what i chose but asked for something exctra and was told i'd chosen this option and that's it, it's not that difficult give a littlt extra for a bit more cash it's not as if i'm asking for for chicken instead of king prawns when theyv'e allready started cooking.

If thing's look a little better than when Kummie i might have to give it another shot.

Offline Generalstockinghead

There was one other girl there but didn't see her I'm afraid.  Emma's English is not good so other than one word conversation I doubt she would fully grasp what your actually saying.  Suspect when you text the handler sorts out the right person for the job and tells them what's been booked, wouldn't surprise me if certain girls do certain tasks. Ie Kimmie doesn't so owo

Honestly don't think I would bother going very far up the menu, the prices get rediculous and with no real Comms there's more chance of coming away disappointed. K.I.S.S
« Last Edit: February 16, 2021, 09:51:09 am by Generalstockinghead »

Offline Itsonlyme

The other girl working is called Emma. better english not so good tits.

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Offline Vaass82001

Looks like Sophie has now gone?