Author Topic: Hannah Deluxe: Birmingham  (Read 2794 times)


31 review(s) for Hannah_Rosee (28 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline bonatempora

My punt with Hannah took place on 05/02/21.

Here is the link for her AdultWork page: External Link/Members Only

Comms:

All took place on the same day with Olivia (agency) and done via text. Address was sent and was told to text once I had arrived.

Once I had arrived there were issues with the intercom: was told to repeatedly try it otherwise, Olivia would send Hannah down to physically open the door. Funnily enough after 5 minutes it worked. In truth, I just think she needed extra time getting ready as Olivia kept having to check if she was ready.

Thereafter, having waited 5 minutes in the rain outside I now knock the apartment door and it's not opening from the inside. Hannah was basically struggling to open it and making a lot of noise. Olivia text me to suggest I ask the neighbour (opposite) to help: of course I replied "no" as that would have been highly embarrassing. So after another 5 minutes of waiting luckily she gets the door open.

Location:

Apartment was located not too far from St Paul's Square in The Jewellery Quarter. Usually P&D parking however, at that time of day no charge incurred.

Once inside the apartment was 50/50 in terms of cleanliness/hygiene. Looked as though Hannah had been enjoying some wine and there were glasses everywhere. Her clothes were scattered all behind the sofa alongside, her handbag just being dropped there with cash falling out of it (which I was really surprised at).

Bedroom was tight and it didn't look like any effort had been made: to wipe the dressers down where she had been putting used wipes/condoms.

Looks:

As Hannah opened the door she was wearing a light/black robe, with black lingerie underneath/finished with purple pinstripes, accompanied by a pair of black heels. Her hair was tied up and she had very minimal makeup on.

-On her AW page it states she's 23. I believe she's around 26.

-Facially average I'd give her a 5. Personally, I wasn't impressed at all.

-Body wise 5'7, dress size 12, C cup tits and overall has quite a straight-type build. There are curves there but very minimal (IMO), I think her weight gain has altered her body. 6 in this department.

Service:

After the "door fiasco" as I walked in Hannah was very flustered/overwhelmed. Her cheeks were red and it looked like she was about to cry. I wasn't sure if she was just being a little OTT or if she was a little drunk. She immediately hugged me and pressed her cheek onto mine and then started apologising. After she shut the door it took her a good 5 minutes to calm down: apparently she was just that worked up over the door not opening. I had to keep reassuring her it was no big deal. She kept on hugging me in the process and I did feel it was a bit much. Once she had calmed down we got the paperwork out the way (£350 for 2 hours). Thereafter, she put the money in her purse which was conveniently placed behind the sofa with money pouring out of it. At this stage it got me thinking "is she all there?" She then came over to the kitchen counter where I was standing and started drinking her wine. After taking a few sips a little ecstatically she asked "oh I'm sorry did you want a drink!?" I requested some water and she gave me some. Then she started asking if it's okay that she takes her heels off and kicked them off to a side. Soon after we made our way to the bedroom.

As I was getting undressed she started talking about what had happened with the door again. Then telling me about the apartment and how this bedroom is small/not ideal. I really didn't know where she was going with this... as she started working herself up again! I then just changed the subject and focused on getting down to it. Wasn't offered a shower although, this didn't matter as I had come fresh from home. I start to make my way over to the bed and Hannah is still overly-chatty. In-between her sentences she was kissing me and hugging me yet, I had to just start kissing her for her to fully engage. She then removed her robe and we were both on the bed (Hannah on top)... kissing (DFK was on offer).

Eventually, we both lay on our sides and during the course of the kissing there was a lot of mutual touching also. Naturally, as the kissing progressed Hannah became a little more aggressive with her tongue. However, I found it difficult to stay close to her for prolonged periods as she had doused herself with perfume. After a reasonable amount of DFK she kneeled on the bed and removed her bra. Her tits had no real shape to them and just seemed situated on her chest. I worked her nipples with my lips/tongue which she seemed to enjoy... caressing my hair in the process. She had a hold of my erect cock and was wanking it off gently. I then ushered her to lie on her back and remove her thong... which she did.

I started using my tongue on her slowly and worked her clit. Gradually, I took my time to lick her pussy and she reciprocated it well. Hannah reached down and caressed my hair as I worked her pussy. Eventually as I changed my speed I felt her legs spasm and pussy shake on my face. Her moans were relaxed and she grabbed my hands as I carried on working her pussy. Once I had been down there for a while my objective was to get her to squirt: as I know she can do this and this is one thing she talks highly about. So I asked "can you squirt?" She replied "you want me to squirt... okay I'll squirt!" Despite her best efforts... she didn't squirt. I slid a couple of fingers inside her and pushed up on her G-Spot, fingering her gently and still nothing. After enough effort trying to make her squirt I stopped and she said "I enjoyed that!" Then snogged my face off. I'm glad she had a good time and from the looks of it came however, was a little disappointed she didn't deliver on the squirting front.

I then lay on my back which is when I started to feel some discomfort/pain in my diaphragm (which I'll explain later). Hannah then proceeded to kiss me and hug me, which again started to get a bit much. She then saw I was looking down at my cock and said "I'm gonna suck him for you!" The blowjob (OWO) itself I found was very average: she didn't go too deep, the licking was fairly light on my bellend/shaft and the sucking was light also. The only real part of the blowjob I did enjoy was when she got to my balls, here she sucked them harder and licked them more aggressively. After Hannah had been down there a short while she asked if I wanted a condom, to which I agreed and she put on my cock with her mouth.

As I still had discomfort/pain in my diaphragm I stayed on my back and Hannah climbed on top of me. She leaned in and took the Cowgirl slow where we were able to kiss and caress each other. Hannah seemed to stay at one pace for too long and fell on the sensual side more. So it came across that she preferred kissing/hugging a lot whilst riding. I don't mind this but do like a change in pace. When I prompted her to bounce up and down harder... she did so for 2 minutes... then got tired! At this stage I really wasn't feeling the sex and just pulled her in, arched my back up and fucked her from underneath. I even tried to get her to talk dirty in the process although, she was just too nice! I went as long as I had to and eventually felt my balls emptying into the condom.

Thereafter, Hannah helped me clean up and as I sat up she could tell I was at somewhat of a discomfort. So she smothered me with hugs/kisses and asked if I was okay, I requested some more water and then stood up. Now in the kitchen we talked some more and I explained I had discomfort/pain in my diaphragm. I suggested we go back to the bedroom and take it easy/just see how it goes to which she agreed. Although, after some time I needed to stand up walk around again and Hannah followed me everywhere I went. I get she was trying to be nice yet, I found her way too clingy and needed some space at this point.

Now in the kitchen again she offered to just do an hours booking and give me a partial refund. I could see she was texting also so most likely this was with Olivia. After 5 minutes or so of not feeling any better I agreed. So she refunded me back £170. I then started to get ready and Hannah kept apologising. Again I had to reassure her that everything was okay. Now that I was ready I proceeded to make my way out. Again, Hannah keeps hugging and kissing me, I find my way to the door we say our goodbyes and finally she lets me out! After leaving I did notice I had slightly stayed over an hour: so she didn't clockwatch and I do think she just felt bad. Additionally, once I got to my car I had a text from Olivia asking "if everything was okay?" I did feel that was a nice touch by the agency but, also a way of getting some justification.

After I replied to Olivia she wished me well and I made my way home with a bit of a surreal feeling.

In Summary:

Hannah had been on my HL for ages. I think before going into this punt I had an expectation built, which wasn't lived up to. I don't think I formed the right synergy with her and for me the punt was a bit too vanilla. She is a really nice girl although, there is being overly nice which can sometimes come across the wrong way. Which I think my review has highlighted. The neutral for me is warranted because she still delivered in some ways yet, this wasn't the Hannah I had read about or hoped for.

The Verdict: Would I see her again? No, not for me unfortunately.

I'm sure however, she'll still make plenty of fellas happy! :thumbsup:     
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Offline teddyking

Good interesting review. Sometimes when an SP is “too polite or nice” it does throw you off, especially when you’re only there to fuck them and not friend zone them🤣
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Offline Nacholibre

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Good interesting review. Sometimes when an SP is “too polite or nice” it does throw you off, especially when you’re only there to fuck them and not friend zone them🤣

Fair play for the refund though
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Offline bonatempora

teddyking, I once heard someone say "you don't pay a hoe to fuck you, you pay her to leave." In this case that couldn't of resonated louder lol.

Nacholibre, the refund was a nice touch and have to give Hannah/agency credit for that for sure. ;)
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Offline Tomriddle

Sounds tough what you had to go through and still paid 180 for a very neutral punt. Saying that im sure we ve all been there at some point. Veey frustrating.

Any hint of her being pissed or having partied? Or just a total mess and totally disorganised?

Offline kotycommanderjohn

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Maybe the feng shui of the room was off  :unknown:
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Offline bonatempora

Tomriddle, very frustrating indeed.

Well when I walked in it looked like she had been entertaining. As she had music on the TV and a few wine glasses scattered on the coffee table. This could've been with mates although, my guess is she had a busy day with clients and partook in certain "activities." That probably led to her being a bit of a mess and disorganised.

kotycommanderjohn, if only that was the case! :lol: 
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Offline Hothandle

Good interesting review. Sometimes when an SP is “too polite or nice” it does throw you off, especially when you’re only there to fuck them and not friend zone them🤣
Totally agree with this..
When they are too nice it can take the horniness out of the meet.

Offline bonatempora

Totally agree with this..
When they are too nice it can take the horniness out of the meet.

I’m glad others can gauge my perspective. I didn’t wanna come across as harsh for her being “too nice.” :thumbsup:
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Offline Tomriddle

Not at all. I think they short changed u as well

  u had a text from liv after the meet. How often do any of us get texts after seeing a deluxe girl. Did about 5 meets with various from the agency a year back and didnt get any.  Maybe its a change in policy or she realised just how bad things were after speaking to the wg.

Offline theaccountant

How often do any of us get texts after seeing a deluxe girl. Did about 5 meets with various from the agency a year back and didnt get any.  Maybe its a change in policy or she realised just how bad things were after speaking to the wg.

It's true, Olivia (or who ever is manning the number) doesn't text after the meet to check in or get any feedback. I did send Olivia my review of Hannah a few weeks ago before seeing Emily again.

After my time with Emily, the moment I got back into my car. i got a text from Olivia asking me if everything was okay.

Offline bonatempora

Yes, I do believe there was an element of short-changing also. An hour before the meet even took place: Olivia actually checked with another client... to see if he wanted to go ahead with the time "I had booked for." Only when there was no response off him she confirmed my booking.

This is the second time I've used the agency. I saw Emily a few weeks ago (review to follow) and had some issues in finding her place. Olivia kept her comms consistent with me and after that meet text me also. However, something must be happening across the board if she's now checking in with clients regularly.   
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Offline theaccountant

I think the day you went to see Emily I was with Hannah at that time. She did mention Emily had to come down and find the guy who was there to see her. Also, Hannah let you Olivia’s real name by accident.

I’m assuming that with the girls Olivia has had come and go in the last few years has made her change the approach she takes to bookings. And, unfortunately as lovey as Hannah is, I don’t think she is at the level she was a while ago. I have an idea why that may be the case but it would be a total assumption.

Offline bonatempora

We did both see Deluxe girls on the same day although, the fella Emily had to physically come down and get was her client before me. As she explained there was an issue with the gate not opening.

I don't think Hannah gave me Olivia's name by accident. If she did I can't remember it. :unknown:

IMO - irrespective of why Hannah's service levels have dropped... that shouldn't be the case at £180 an hour. It's sad to say but I've had punts at £100 an hour that have been miles better than this. At £180 the client should be made to feel he's driving a Ferrari when it comes to looks/service level(s)!

At least after reading my review others can make an informed decision on whether or not to see her. It's a shame as I think after Megan Deluxe... Hannah was the one who carried the "Deluxe" name. 
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Offline Hothandle

We did both see Deluxe girls on the same day although, the fella Emily had to physically come down and get was her client before me. As she explained there was an issue with the gate not opening.

I don't think Hannah gave me Olivia's name by accident. If she did I can't remember it. :unknown:

IMO - irrespective of why Hannah's service levels have dropped... that shouldn't be the case at £180 an hour. It's sad to say but I've had punts at £100 an hour that have been miles better than this. At £180 the client should be made to feel he's driving a Ferrari when it comes to looks/service level(s)!

At least after reading my review others can make an informed decision on whether or not to see her. It's a shame as I think after Megan Deluxe... Hannah was the one who carried the "Deluxe" name.
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I’ve said this before, but in my experience the price these girls charge is usually not reflected in the experience..
You generally pay more for younger/fitter girls, but i’ve found the older/more experienced ladies know what they’re doing and don’t rely on simply being FAF..
But that being said, each to their own, punting is a very personal experience, and one mans opinion, is purely that..

Offline ScouserRod

BonaTempura-have you recovered ?
Did you find out what caused your painful diaphragm ??

Offline bonatempora

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I’ve said this before, but in my experience the price these girls charge is usually not reflected in the experience..
You generally pay more for younger/fitter girls, but i’ve found the older/more experienced ladies know what they’re doing and don’t rely on simply being FAF..
But that being said, each to their own, punting is a very personal experience, and one mans opinion, is purely that..

In regards to this particular review: I didn’t say it was reflected in the experience alone. For me the WG’s looks were also a big factor alongside, many other points I highlighted in my review.

The good thing about this forum is: punters can determine after reading reviews if they think an escort is VFM or not.

Key thing to remember is I wasn’t making a generalisation.
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Offline bonatempora

BonaTempura-have you recovered ?
Did you find out what caused your painful diaphragm ??

Hi ScouserRod,

Yes I have recovered thanks. No, I never did. Luckily the next day I was right as rain! :thumbsup:
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