LinkExternal Link/Members OnlyPreamble'Pre-lockdown punt'
Woke up and with nothing else to do I started watching 16 Candles. Molly Ringwald soon had me hard. Logged onto UKP and hunted down Ingrid's one and only review. Had earmarked it and wanted to try her sexy young body. After reading the review with my dick in hand I was soon hard. Her green light was on and my mate Dave owed me £70. Result!
Went round Dave's and collected. Then text my victim aka 'Ingrid'. She was free for a short notice meet in an hours time. Asked about kissing, she said 'Yes'. Should have set alarm bells ringing then, as her other review clearly stated she doesn't offer this.
LocationAs described before by another reviewer, a halfway house between Wood Green station and A406, much more closer to Wood Green to be fair. Blue door, as opposed to white as mentioned in other review. Ended up being the same location I boned the best GFE experience I have ever had in my life with VeronicaXO. Thought it was a good omen, I was wrong.
Cost70 that I will never ever get back.
CommsPrompt texts. She asks you to call once at post code. Sweet voice and not an old haggard EE type. Felt reassured.
GirlNOT Ingrid. Tired looking mid 20's mousy haired EE. Strangely she had no eyebrows, or hadn't drawn them on yet (who cares as to why). Body was slim and boobs were nowhere near big or pert as advertised girls'. More B cup, ass was small. Nothing to write home about, certainly not worth 70.
Face: 3/10
Body: 4/10.
The MeetDirected me to her door and did the hiding behind thing. As I entered I wasn't sure it was 'Ingrid' but then these witches are good with doing complete head transplants with a couple of make up brushes. Another thing to note was that the apartment, which had many rooms (so most likely the 'real' Ingrid was busy) was very dark. As was her room, this made it difficult to see if it was the girl in the profile. On top of this she wore an oversized shirt, so couldn't tell by the boobs either... until I had handed over papers.
Anyway, as soon as she saw me her eyes lit up. Commented on how handsome I was and eagerly walked me to her dim room (same room I did VeronicaXO last year). she was friendly enough but looked tired and withdrawn, took the paper and asked me to disrobe.
Came back and we made some BS small talk. I asked her where she was from? "Half Russian, half English" she replied in a Romanian accent. She then whipped off her shirt and it was clear that this wasn't Ingrid. I had been bait & switched. Then proceeded to take off what were unsexy grandma knickers, at this point I felt a bit sick. Should have walked but for some reason I stayed, not because I fancied her but more likely because I have all the assertiveness of a (empty) packet of crisps, not even Walkers, more like Morrisons' own brand. Anyway, back to the overpriced Rom. Straight on with the condom on my flaccid 6 inches. She asked me to lay down and attempted to give me a BJ whilst looking deeply into my blue eyes. Did nothing for me, dick was still soft. So did what I usually do in these situations, closed my eyes and thought of my girlfriend's younger sister sucking me off. It did the trick, I grew momentously in her mouth. Her BJ was nothing special so asked her to lay down.
She used her spit to lube her pussy (which turned out to be the highlight of the punt) and then inspected the condom on my dick intently. Then she guided me in and yep, you guessed it held it in place for the next 27 seconds. "I'm just being careful it doesn't come off" she smiled. I unloaded in her as quick as I could, didn't bother to kiss or change positions, well actually I did try and put her legs on my broad shoulders but she clenched up which passive aggressively told me 'Oh NO you don't!'. After I nutted she checked my dick with condom intently again. I got up and she suddenly comes to life, starts talking to me about random things, gave me a few compliments, asked if I have a GF and why am I paying for sex? (LOL) etc. Fishing for repeat business no doubt, HA! she wishes! I made my excuses and left.
Meet was meant to be for half an hour, I was in and out within 8 minutes. I was duped. Didn't even fancy her, never again I promised myself. Next time the girl even smells different to her profile I will challenge it. Came home and looked at my e bay wish list, that 70 would have bought everything on there, this realisation made me feel worse. On top of that I don't get my dole for another week and a half, oh well it's gonna be beans on toast for me this fortnight. Should have stayed home and had a wank to Ingrid's pictures and then ordered everything on my wish list (in that rewarding order).
Lessons?Petite Ingrid is a bait and switching bitch and should be avoided for doing so.
What does the future hold?Really not sure. It's times like this that make me want to give up punting.
AVOID.
Topic: Petite Ingrid - Wood Green BAIT & SWITCH (Read 1042 times)