After seeing the amazing review on here for her I decided to have a go, given I was in the area for business.
Coms
I messaged the day before and had no response. I tried on the day asking for an 1230 and had a pretty quick response. She messaged back that 1pm would be better and so we confirmed. She offered to fulfill any dress requests or to surprise me. I picked surprise. So far so good.
Location
The location is 4mins from Holborn, in a flat. The lift opens up right next to the flat. Nothing too extravagant, tiny room, nice shower. The area was quiet when I was there, so I wasn't too self-conscious standing there
The meet
Surprisingly I was on time for once. She asked for 10mins and apologised for the delay. I didn't mind; not one to throw stones in glasshouses. Given flat number and which lift to use. When I got in there were builders in the building doing a bit of work. One of them gave me a 'sup' as I passed by, but otherwise no issues.
Got the door and had to stand there for what felt like an eternity. I knocked on the door, I messaged her, no answer. After about five minutes, the door finally opened.
The girl
The door opened and I was slightly disappointed. A blonde in black lingerie (the ones that look like bathing suits but are lacey, are they called teddies?). I wasn't that into her facially. She had a few tattoos, which doesn't bother me, I like tattoos. She had one on her wrist and some hearts on her thigh. Bit of a belly, not a big negative for me. I'm okay with slightly big girls, though I do have an upper and lower limit. Okay tits. I'm not a feet guy, but those were a no for me too dawg. The underside of her feet were dirty. She had no arse, like her body was just two parallel lines. The whole reason I wanted this punt was because her arse looked good. I hadn't got a real good look at her before I was ushered in. She asked for the money pretty much straight away, which doesn't really bother me, but I know some like the small talk. Didn't even offer me a shower, I had to ask. She actually said "I'm ready" and started to undress. After the shower she offered me a massage, I wondered if it was just a time wasting technique for a split second, but thought well it'll be a good ice breaker. Awful massage. Just awful. She used like 3mls of oil to touch my back. Two shoulder squeezes and some non-existent rubbing. Didn't even do my legs.
The action
Flipped over from the "message". The whole thing was so mechanical. She asked if she should suck, but I said let's start with some kissing. She did dfk, but I could feel she wasn't that into it. She hovered next to me on her knees and kissed me for about 8 seconds and then moved on. She reached for the dom, even though in her text she told me owo, deepthroat, ball licking and kissing were included. I asked for owo, she complied with no issue. The sucking was actually good, no teeth, warm and wet. But she kept stoping and going hands only. There was a lots of hands only. She got me close once and I had to stop her, but she kept going with her hand, had to stop that too. She licked my balls for a bit, which was nice. Then tried for some more sucking. I don't know why, but if I put my head back and close my eyes I can last longer. Don't ask me to explain, it just works. After a bit, I looked down and the sap went up. Asked again to stop, but still with that god damn hand. I was hoping to do a cif, I had a few days worth of product saved up. It was all over.
After that she cleaned me up and just lay next to me, on her phone. She said five minutes break? And left it at that. I offered to give her a massage to try and salvage it. But, nothing could safe the rest of the meeting. I could hear the room next door as we waited between our round. It was probably the real Natasha. I could hear 'Os' that progressively got louder. If it was one of you, well done. This just added to the disappointment of the meeting.
I tried to make the best of it, but the more I realised I had been lied to, the more I got turned off. There was a bit of conversation at the start and I thought it might turn out okay, but the chemistry just wasn't there. She was uninterested. I paid £140 for an hour, I left after 39mins. Including shower time.
P. S. Whoever was there at the same time as me managed to get to the shower before me and my guy, what the hell? He fogged the place up and splashed water everywhere. The water was set to boil, you're going to hard boil your balls. And I hope you didn't use my towel. If I knew at the start someone else was in the flat I wouldn't have left it in there.
I'm £140 lighter, unhappy, and hungry