Author Topic: Jess/Lucy massage Gateshead Sept 2020  (Read 3412 times)

Offline YoungishPunter2020

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Services £50 for hour massage with happy ending and rimming. Meeting September 2020.

First things first I wish I knew about this site before visiting Jess/Lucy.

Anyway. Meeting took place in September last year. “Lucy” is a really big lass and not my cup of tea looks wise. In hindsight I should of walked, but was having genuine problems with my hamstrings I thought a massage would help with.

She was located in a shopping centre near Heworth/Gateshead. Comms before hand were all spot on. Got there and texted her and was told to come up to the shop. Plenty parking around. Was fairly quiet but a few people about if you are from the area might be a problem. Shutters were down but she let me straight in. She was wearing gym leggings and a coat. She was friendly enough and I handed over the money. She took me into a room,I stripped off and climbed onto this rickety little massage table face down. She was very talkative throughout the massage talking about her kids etc which was slightly off putting. Massage it’s self was bang average. She asked if I wanted rimming and bum play and as I was struggling to feel any form of arousal I said yes. Genuinely have no idea how long or what exactly she was doing but there was a clicking sound I’ve not heard before or since! she asked me to turn over and oiled up my front and straight into some light touching of my cock. She asked if I wanted to touch her but I politely declined. She did also offer to lactate on my face, which I have recently read is a party trick of hers. Again I politely declined. Eventually came and she cleaned me up and I left.

Not sure if this review should of been a negative or a neutral, but given the lack of time and research I was too lazy to do and some naivety on my part coupled with the fact she seemed a bit simple but a nice lass I’ll stick to a neutral and take my share of the blame. 

Offline ne_newcummer

 :lol:

She certainly isn`t everyones cup of tea

A very similar experience to my own, thanks for the review

Offline Fragilehand

One of my very first meets with her was before I was a member or a very new member, I can remember rummaging in her pants trying to find her fairy. It certainly was an experience. If it's world war 3 let's just say she has plenty of fat reserves to last a year or 2

Offline billybigbollocks888

Thanks for the review.


Aye she’s a big girl, and the massage was average as you’ve pointed out, but I throughly enjoyed the tease/rimming and she did well getting me close atleast 3x and backing off before expertly delivering that happy ending

I’d go back

Offline YoungishPunter2020

Thanks for the review.


Aye she’s a big girl, and the massage was average as you’ve pointed out, but I throughly enjoyed the tease/rimming and she did well getting me close atleast 3x and backing off before expertly delivering that happy ending

I’d go back

Yeah to be fair to her, she was very keen to please and a willing lass. Not for me but can see the appeal for sure.

Offline waynekerr600

She is a nice person but not everyone's cup of tea.

Must admit I didn't find her HJ technique very good and in fact rather uncomfortable as she got very close face to face and sort of stared at bit. It all felt very odd. This was part of the intimate shave service but it was a bit odd.

Offline datwabbit

She is a nice person but not everyone's cup of tea.

Must admit I didn't find her HJ technique very good and in fact rather uncomfortable as she got very close face to face and sort of stared at bit. It all felt very odd. This was part of the intimate shave service but it was a bit odd.
At your cock?

Offline waynekerr600

At your cock?

Into the eyes not around the eyes right into the eyes  :scare:

Offline Sar-Major

Into the eyes not around the eyes right into the eyes  :scare:

WHAT!!! Ya "Japs Eyes"............... :scare:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Jimmy Cagney

One of my very first meets with her was before I was a member or a very new member, I can remember rummaging in her pants trying to find her fairy. It certainly was an experience. If it's world war 3 let's just say she has plenty of fat reserves to last a year or 2

When you do find it I can attest that you can get your whole hand up there  :cool: