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Lilith Noir - Birmingham - New Bolt On’s Review

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Pull up a sandbag this is one hell of a review….


Date: Feb 2021

Comms: As you all know she’s about the most organised SP around. She confirmed by text the day before and on the sameday in the morning and in the evening too. Id seen you need to make sure you confirm in time or you stand the chance of being cancelled so I made sure I was ready and replied straightaway as I didn’t want to miss out on this, thumbs up to UKP for the tips, glad I joined. This forum has saved me a lot of hassle after my very first punt was a nightmare. Lilith even messaged and asked if I had an outfit preference. Top class. This just made me feel special and that she was keen for me to have a fucking awesome time. She should set up a school for elite SP’s and teach this shit. If all SPs were half as good we’d all be broke but happy with empty balls. Im sure I’m not alone in saying this?

Anyway, had to book her some time in advance to get a mutually agreeable day. She’s a popular girl. Kept me well up to speed on arrival time too. Text to say she was running 10 mins late as well which for 10 mins really wasn’t a problem but appreciated. Don’t think I’ve ever had such informative comms and had no doubt this meet was happening.

Location: Outcall my hotel

Cost: 2 hours £310 - VFM for sure. I could stay in my hotel, have a few beers and only £10 more than the hassle of travelling and not drinking and having to navigate Bham apartments with concierges made it a no brainer.

Lilith: Well reviewed here but now with new bolt ons. I wasn’t lucky enough to book her pre bolt on days (gutted, but that is me relatively new to the punting game), but did try. Just missed out before her break for the surgery and gotta say I’m a fan of pert tits more than bolt ons but seeing them on Twitter and those suckable nips well I was bursting with excitement to see them in real life and they are amazing. Top marks to the surgeon. Plenty of pics for the rest of description but Lilith for those who haven’t indulged, she is fucking stunning. Drop dead stunning! Really good sense of humour too. I didn’t expect her to be funny as well as FAF

Meet:  Really was excited as a dog with two dicks for this meet. The anticipation from her previous excellent reviews certainly had me keen as mustard for this punt. It had taken while to book and her messaging that day just kept my mind on her. Never had a pre-meet wank before but was tempted to take the edge off. Didn’t in the end, just put the trust in a couple of beers to steady the nerves and vinegar strokes.

She arrived and we had discussed her getting ready here. She had offered to come with a coat over but its a hotel in lockdown so didn’t want to put her under pressure. She had asked if I wanted classy or kinky (how can a man with full balls choose?) after I had told her I’m a kinky guy. I rechecked her likes as really wanted to plaster her with cum and saw CIM and facials were on the menu so asked for a kinky outfit.

Once she was here she stripped off to reveal a set of kinky lingerie that I will struggle to describe. If you check out her AW profile its like the harness set. Fucking sexy as hell on that figure with some Louboutons to set it all off. The figure on her is tight as it comes. Many would cum just from looking at her dressed like this im sure lol

So we get onto some DFK to kick off with and I’m already rock hard and she can feel that in my jeans. She turns around and spreads her butt cheeks and my tongue is in there like a cat licking cream. Tastes like heaven. Im licking both pussy and asshole at the same time.

Im wearing far too many clothes as this point so I peel off and we hop on the bed. She gives me OWO and its nice and sloppy and wet and real deep. Plenty of attention to my balls too. She then stands up and stands over me facing away and squats down on my face and I’m supporting her thighs whilst licking her asshole and pussy. Ive got my tongue right up her arse. Clean and sweet as you could ever want. Pussy and asshole completely shaven and clean to a tee.

Into a 69 and again she’s choking on my cock. Superb BJ skills and I’m licking her arse and pussy again. I had no idea she would be this kinky. Right up my street. She pops a finger in her own arse and I get to suck her fingers after. Fuck can this get any better. I don’t think ill be able to speak for a week my tongue was that far up her hoop and pussy.

She moves forward to reverse Cowgirl and says the gyms are closed do you mind if I do some squats on your cock. Only happy to oblige! Whilst she’s bouncing up and down I’m inserting my finger up her arse and sucking it after

Then she pops a glass butt plug up her hoop and says can you feel that against your cock. It makes a tight pussy even tighter and its literally mind blowing
Im being edged like no tomorrow here. Literally fighting to hold my load back. She could milk a cock with her pussy muscles alone. She pulls out the butt plug and pops it in my mouth :)

She then pops on top facing me and gives me plenty of spit into my mouth that I asked for and any I miss gets swept up with her fingers to make sure I get it all in my mouth

I need a breather and she gets into doggy position and I give her some RO and stick my finger right up her butthole again then some pounding away slapping her ass whilst going hell for leather. Then onto some more on top action and then me in mish kissing her neck and fucking her. Throughout she gives plenty of dirty talk.

We've been going for the best part of 90 mins by now and Im now at the point where I’ve gotta blow the load and she asks me to glaze her face and new tits. Lucky me! I splash the lot all over them crackers and in her mouth. We have a nice kiss and I clean some of my mess off her tits with my tongue

Im probably missing a fair bit out here but I gotta say Ive had some cracking SPs over the last few weeks but its going to take some topping this.

Im a one pop guy nowadays but I reckon I did pretty well for that one load

She cleans the rest of the billy bunk off her tits and we chat whilst she’s still playing with her pussy. She even shows me some of the funny posts from UKP.
This chick is top class. Im mortified to see she’s booked for the rest of the month so will have to wait again for round two


Overall: Do I need to sum up? Probably not but for those who haven’t, Lilith is a must. Thanks Lilith, a superstar GFE experience with PSE chucked in to make you feel like you’ve had the time of your life.

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Thanks for the review OP, She probably is the best and most consistent SP in brum at the moment.
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Offline JJwyatts

Thanks for the review OP, She probably is the best and most consistent SP in brum at the moment.
 :hi:

shes certainly one i must meet once ive got feedback on my account! although i suspect that could be a long wait aha

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Like the idea of her running an apprenticeship scheme for other girls.
Looks like she is covering all tastes now and see she offers strap on now also.
Hopefully in March.The undisputed top provider in town currently.

Offline finn5555

Good looking woman but preferred her with natural tits, looking on Twitter her bolts ons didn’t look good  :vomit: :thumbsdown:

Offline AffAlchemist

Good looking woman but preferred her with natural tits, looking on Twitter her bolts ons didn’t look good  :vomit: :thumbsdown:

Yeah i prefer naturals too but they looked amazing tbh  ;)

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Let's not turn this review in to a bolt on or natural debate again.

She said she did it for herself and she is happy with the bolt ons.

She is a great fuck and provides a fantastic service.
I am sure she will gain just as many new clients as she will lose old ones with the new tits.

Onwards and upwards and they say.
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Offline finn5555


Let's not turn this review in to a bolt on or natural debate again.


I am sure she will see plenty of clients with her new tits, if people wish to comment they can or are you a self appointed moderator now  :rolleyes:

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Fine l apologise for pushing my view no the subject, I am not a self appointed mediator.
Point taken.

Cheers
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Like the idea of her running an apprenticeship scheme for other girls.

Been actually flirting with the idea of running an agency or brothel after retirement and just be a “whoreganiser” :sarcastic:

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Been actually flirting with the idea of running an agency or brothel after retirement and just be a “whoreganiser” :sarcastic:

Why the hell not, you are the ideal  type of person to make the best little whorehouse in Birmingham lol  :sarcastic:
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Why the hell not, you are the ideal  type of person to make the best little whorehouse in Birmingham lol  :sarcastic:

Candy Shop  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool:
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Offline DunkJunk69

I wasn't aware she did CIM. That was my only complaint about her.

Offline Pablo02

She even shows me some of the funny posts from UKP. 

What funny posts did she show you?

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Candy Shop  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool:

Will there be Mason’s Dandelion and burdock by the glass (6d)?
Preppies were allowed out 8am-8.30!
Even time for a woodbine!
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I wasn't aware she did CIM. That was my only complaint about her.

CIM...ummm yes please. :wacko:
Pity I wasn't offered this too lol.  :angry:
The OP  must be one hell of a handsome guy.

Oh well I suppose it's her choice who cums and who goes.

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Hotels are open?

What is this in reference to... The meet took place in an apartment I think  mate or may be he owns the hotel.
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CIM...ummm yes please. :wacko:
Pity I wasn't offered this too lol.  :angry:
The OP  must be one hell of a handsome guy.

Oh well I suppose it's her choice who cums and who goes.

 :hi:

Perhaps because it wasn’t on the menu back then and now it is, punter looks being irrelevant.
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Offline finn5555

CIM...ummm yes please. :wacko:
Pity I wasn't offered this too lol.  :angry:
The OP  must be one hell of a handsome guy.

Oh well I suppose it's her choice who cums and who goes.

 :hi:

Always check what they do and don't do, be clear in what you want and move on if needed. Plenty of decent options out there that will tick your box  :hi:

They tend to add services to ramp up business when things are quiet so best to check.

Offline Jasonk71

CIM...ummm yes please. :wacko:
Pity I wasn't offered this too lol.  :angry:
The OP  must be one hell of a handsome guy.

Oh well I suppose it's her choice who cums and who goes.

 :hi:
I wonder why you've not reviewed your punt with LN

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I wonder why you've not reviewed your punt with LN

Carry on wondering.
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Offline jay121

CIM...ummm yes please. :wacko:
Pity I wasn't offered this too lol.  :angry:


Judging by the comments you made on a previous review of her considering you did not cum on the numerous visits you had CIM might have been wasted on you  :hi:

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Judging by the comments you made on a previous review of her considering you did not cum on the numerous visits you had CIM might have been wasted on you  :hi:

True.

The thought of CIM is a turn on and as you say it would have been a waste on me.
Still I wasn't aware it was available and may be an addition to her services now.

Nice to know you are interested in my postes all the same.
 :hi:
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Just like others have commented you have alot to say yet you still not reviewed this SP

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True.

The thought of CIM is a turn on and as you say it would have been a waste on me.
Still I wasn't aware it was available and may be an addition to her services now.

Nice to know you are interested in my postes all the same.
 :hi:
:lol: :lol: :lol:  :lol: time to move on now mate , you’ll get over it time is the best healer
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Offline finn5555

True.

The thought of CIM is a turn on and as you say it would have been a waste on me.
Still I wasn't aware it was available and may be an addition to her services now.

Nice to know you are interested in my postes all the same.
 :hi:

You appear to have an unhealthy obsession with this particular pro$$ie  :dash:

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What is this in reference to... The meet took place in an apartment I think  mate or may be he owns the hotel.

It’s in reference to:
“Location: Outcall my hotel”
further along the review...
“But it’s a hotel in lockdown”

I wasn’t aware hotels were open, hence my question.

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You appear to have an unhealthy obsession with this particular pro$$ie  :dash:

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed he is obsessed, got sacked for being a flake and now acts all butthurt because she called him out   :unknown: notice how he said ‘probably’ won’t book her again like he even has the choice

EAS in full effect on spunkless dude, poor fella I hope his next one manages to get the cobra to spit

He is reminding me of James with the unhealthy obsession, fml
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Offline justalad

A great SP whom I have only met the once.  As a fan of bolt ons (well done), this adds another dimension.

She is a very kinky lady and the strap on service also appeals.  Still awaiting restrictions to ease before round 2.

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It’s in reference to:
“Location: Outcall my hotel”
further along the review...
“But it’s a hotel in lockdown”

I wasn’t aware hotels were open, hence my question.
Hotels are open for ‘essential’ travel only.

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You appear to have an unhealthy obsession with this particular pro$$ie  :dash:

Really and You don't do you?
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Glad I’m not the only one who noticed he is obsessed, got sacked for being a flake and now acts all butthurt because she called him out   :unknown: notice how he said ‘probably’ won’t book her again like he even has the choice

EAS in full effect on spunkless dude, poor fella I hope his next one manages to get the cobra to spit

He is reminding me of James with the unhealthy obsession, fml

Go do a review smart ass
Not appreciated

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Offline finn5555

Really and You don't do you?

No I don’t, I have never seen her and I never will  :hi:

Offline Cheltclient

I think she sounds amazing.

She may answer this herself, and perhaps I’ve missed it on her profile, but does anyone know if she allows anal sex? I think lists Anal play on her likes list and it sounds from the review that she enjoys playing with her ass - so just wondering.

Anal isn’t a deal breaker for me but mildly curious

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No I don’t, I have never seen her and I never will  :hi:

I’m relieved. :hi:
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I think she sounds amazing.

She may answer this herself, and perhaps I’ve missed it on her profile, but does anyone know if she allows anal sex? I think lists Anal play on her likes list and it sounds from the review that she enjoys playing with her ass - so just wondering.

Anal isn’t a deal breaker for me but mildly curious

Not on the likes list = not offered.  :thumbsup:
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Offline finn5555

I’m relieved. :hi:

The feeling is mutual, mind you if I did come and see you you wouldn’t have a clue who I was anyway  :sarcastic:

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The feeling is mutual, mind you if I did come and see you you wouldn’t have a clue who I was anyway  :sarcastic:

I’m not interested in seeing you nor knowing who you are. It’s irrelevant to me.

Not sure what’s the point of your contribution to this thread then..? Perhaps little fix out of insulting a random prossie on an “anonymous” forum.  :sarcastic:
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I’m not interested in seeing you nor knowing who you are. It’s irrelevant to me.

Not sure what’s the point of your contribution to this thread then..? Hopefully you’ve got some little fix out of insulting a random prossie on an “anonymous” forum. Who say it’s impossible to make everyone happy  :sarcastic:

And likewise you are totally irrelevant to me I can comment on this “punters” forum as much as I desire, my comment was about your new tits if you read back  :rolleyes: they are not for me hence my reason for never considering a booking with you  :hi:

Obviously if you feel that I have insulted you then take it up with the management  :thumbsup:

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And likewise you are totally irrelevant to me I can comment on this “punters” forum as much as I desire, my comment was about your new tits if you read back  :rolleyes: they are not for me hence my reason for never considering a booking with you  :hi:

Obviously if you feel that I have insulted you then take it up with the management  :thumbsup:

If irrelevant then why the need to go out of your way to throw a snide comment about (tits of) some prossie you never seen or wish to see. I see no point. That’s cool. Nobody will cry into the pillow tonight over it.  :unknown:

Yes, I have raised a ticket to the Resolution Centre!  :lol:
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If irrelevant then why the need to go out of your way to throw a snide comment about (tits of) some prossie you never seen or wish to see. I see no point. That’s cool. Nobody will cry into the pillow tonight over it.  :unknown:

Yes, I have raised a ticket to the Resolution Centre!  :lol:

Stop getting worked up it wasn’t snide it was my point of view  :dash:

I said your a good looking woman, which you are, I just don’t like your new bolt on’s  :timeout:
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Offline Cheltclient

Not on the likes list = not offered.  :thumbsup:

Perfect thank - you. That was probably me misunderstanding what anal play meant and whether it meant ... well ... anal sex  :thumbsup:

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Stop getting worked up it wasn’t snide it was my point of view  :dash:

I said your a good looking woman, which you are, I just don’t like your new bolt on’s  :timeout:

Cool. Solved. Moved on.

Bolt-ons say hi  :P
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Cool. Solved. Moved on.

Bolt-ons say hi  :P
Finn & Lilith need to get a room  :D

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Finn & Lilith need to get a room  :D

Well looking forward to that stealth booking and the tit worship :D
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Offline Cheltclient

I for one don’t mind fake or natural. I’m too busy enjoying all the other yummy things on offer in a booking. Fake boobs wouldn’t put me off booking someone.

Yep, I know. No one asked lol

Offline HoldMichaels

I for one don’t mind fake or natural. I’m too busy enjoying all the other yummy things on offer in a booking. Fake boobs wouldn’t put me off booking someone.

Yep, I know. No one asked lol

Yep, in a similar vein, also knowing nobody has asked me, I've never had a problem with real or fake, I'm just grateful I'm seeing nice boobs.  :lol:

Tbh, while the review is ace, for me, the way Lilith has responded to comments has me wanting to book her right now.  :diablo:

Offline justalad

Tbh, while the review is ace, for me, the way Lilith has responded to comments has me wanting to book her right now.  :diablo:
She is quite a character, even sharper / quicker witted in person.